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Jed vs "J-Dogg" Jacob Anderson
The following contest is a Survival Instinct Main Even Qualifying match, scheduled for one fall!

Jed stayed in a corner that he moved into when J-dogg theme came on. Jed just waited for the bell. The bell rang, and 'J-Dogg' came out of the corner, circling, hoping to find a weakness or injury to exploit with his unorthodox style of fighting. Jed stayed in the corner till he was about half way to him. Jed walked across the ring. 'J-Dogg' just kept circling as the crowd waited for one of the two to make a move. Jed did the exact same thing when J-dogg got near. Jed this time speed his walking when cross the ring. He would also turn if he made it that far.. The crowd started to boo as Jed went towards the middle of the ring. When 'J-Dogg' got to the corner opposite Jed, he hopped up to the top rope, and faked like he was sleeping in a hammock, ala Eddie Guerrero as the crowd laughed! Jed looked from the opposite crowd thinking as the crowd started to laugh just a little. Jed raise his right arm up and pointed at the ref. then motioned for him to come here. 'J-Dogg' continued to lounge back, as the crowd wondered what Jed was doing! Jed yelled at the crowd shut up. The ref then asked what? Jed put his hand behind his back and said. "Ask him even or odds?" The referee came over to 'J-Dogg' and asked him the question. In response, he held up two fingers then went back to faux-napping. The referee went back to Jed, and gave him the answer.

Even.

Jed smiled then asked for a microphone from a guy near ring side. Jed kept one arm behind his back keeping the same number as before while waiting for the microphone. Jed als told the ref to keep him back.The referee stood between 'J-Dogg' and Jed, as Jacob STILL layed on the turnbuckle! Jed got the microphone. He raised it to his lips as the crowd boo'ed Jed. "Well my friend. I'm going to tell you the similarity's in the game we just played and this match. If you people could tell We were just playing Even or odds. The way you will that is be calling even or odd and with your hand show how many numbers you add. You add to my number. Well are you people ready to know what happen. J-dogg. LOOK AT ME!! " The crowd booed but the crowd behind Jed's back booed loudest as they saw the number. " J-dogg the similarity's of this game and this match are. You will lose both." Jed moved his arm from behind his back showing one,. Making it an odd number. But not just a one finger, but his middle finger The crowd booed. Jed raised his finger proudly at J-Dogg. " Well Mutt I beileve we should start this match. Or better yet You should just go. I've already proved I'm smart than you. Why should I have to prove I'm GREATER than You. " Jed paused." But if you do stay. Know that you will be pushed to the limit." The crowd knew Jed for this line and chanted over the top rope. They know that makes him sort of mad. " No you stupid idiots. It's to the Limit and ******** you ALL!!! Jed threw down the microphone to make sure it would leave the ring. Instead of responding to Jed's long and unneeded promo, 'J-Dogg' stayed lounged, once again, and also flipped Jed off from a layed back position! The crowd chanted You suck! at Jed. Jed started to get mad as he walked towards J-dogg. but when he was in the middle of the ring Jed moved back to his corner. Instead of moving, 'J-Dogg' uncrossed his legs, then crossed them again in a different position. Jed raised his arms as J-dogg had them and then began to half circle the ring as J-Dogg did while having a goof look on his face. When Jed would get near J-Dogg he would circle the other way. Also ever a few second he would say in a stupid voice and little. Hey J-Dogg. Also sarcastic voice. 'J-Dogg' stayed in the hammock position, before thrusting his hands in the air, getting the crowd to chant a distinctive chant, before letting it take shape and going back to laying back. That chant?

"Jed sucks donkey d**k!" *Clap Clap Clap-Clap-Clap!*

Jed was directly across the ring when he heard the crowd chant Donkey d**k! Jed had wished J-Dogg to have done something else to get his attention. Hell he would have mind being spat on. But this. But this was way worst. Jed turned towards the crowd slapping the ring ropes. Telling them to shut up. J-Dogg slipped down off of the hammock, and made a silly face towards Jed which made the crowd start laughing. As soon as Jed would turn around though, he went back into the hammock position! Jed turned around and charged like a bull towards J-Dogg. Jed would try for the American Made Cutter. Trying to knock him off the turnbuckle. 'J-Dogg' sat up and tried to avoid the American Made Cutter! If that worked, he would attempt to capitalize on his counter by locking Jed in a Tarantula! Jed held his right elbow as he ate turnbuckle then he was trapped like a rat. The crowd screamed for joy! The referee began to count for 'J-Dogg' to release Jed. Once he got to four, he let go of the Tarantula, and went back to his hammock position as the crowd clapped and cheered for Jacob's taunting! When Jed was released he took a step or two back before falling to his back. Jed raised his arms telling him not to come near him as he got off his butt and to a knee.

Without 'J-Dogg''s help, this time, the crowd began to chant: "Jed sucks donkey dicks!" *Clap Clap Clap-Clap-Clap!*

Jed stood up looking at the crowd pissed. This time Jed just backed away till he was to the ropes. Once. if, he was near the ropes he would exit the ring.

'J-Dogg' stayed in the hammock...

Jed stood on the out side of the ring crossed his arms as the ref asked Jed to get back in the ring. Jed just stood their as he counted..

1!

'J-Dogg' was still in the hammock...

Jed moved to the a turnbuckle near from J-Doggs view, so that Jed would be across the ring looking at him if he would get on the apron.. The ref counted.

2!

3!

'J-Dogg' was still in the hammock...

Jed got on the apron as the ref counted 4! Jed put his head on the turnbuckle looking at J-dogg!

5!

'J-Dogg' was still in the hammock...

6!

Jed put a leg on the second turnbuckle then his other on the top rope. Jed knew he had J-Dogg now. Jed raised his other leg to the top rope.

7!


'J-Dogg' was STILL in the hammock...

Jed didn't see him budge so when the ref counted.

8!

Jed went to sprint across the top rope and deliever a Tight rope Dropkick to J-Dogg at.

9!

'J-Dogg' sprang into action faster than The Flash! He dropped off of the turnbuckle, and would let Jed fall into 'J-Dogg's position on the turnbuckle! If it worked out that way, 'J-Dogg' would back up a step, and attempt to smack Jed with a huge dropkick of his own! Jed had leaped when he was half way across the ring, but was PLANTED with that dropkick by J-Dogg. The crowd exploded! 'J-Dogg' went for a pin attempt as the crowd cheered! The ref counted!

1!

2!

Jed put a leg on the bottom rope after two but before three!

The crowd booed as 'J-Dogg' got to his feet and backed off...

The crowd was really booing because Jed didn't not get pinned. As J-Dogg backed away Jed slide out of the ring and stood up holding his chest while looking at J-Dogg.

'J-Dogg' saw Jed on the outside, and thought only one thing... Dive.

He went off the far ropes, and attempted a Tope Con Hilo!

Jed turned towards the crowd given them the European way of not shaking hand, but the European Middle finger to some face. Jed then turned back to the ring noticing he just got plastered with a Tope Con Hilo. Jed fell to his back as the crowd cheered. 'J-Dogg' slid around on the outside holding his back as the crowd cheered his flying abilities! Jed laid on the ground as some of the crowd started a Anderson chant. Going An-Der-Son. Jed just laid hold his neck. 'J-Dogg' started to get to his feet, acknowledging the chants. He would then attempt to pick Jed up to his feet. Jed was picked up by J-Dogg on the outside of the ring. Jed tried for a few punches to Anderson gut. The crowd booed as 'J-Dogg' was bent over by the suprise shots to the gut! Jed went to club J-Dogg in the back before trying to slide into the ring. 'J-Dogg' went down to one knee after being clubbed in the back! Soon after though, he attempted to slide into the ring after Jed! Jed slide into the ring and ran to the other side of the ring going to bounce off them and shoot back towards J-Dogg! 'J-Dogg' got to his feet, and when he saw Jed coming towards him, Jacob took a step towards Jed and attempted to smack him with one of his signature leg lariats! Jed had planed for his own high flying move, but the crowd didn't know that because he was caught by, of a things, a version of the lariat with someone leg. Jed laid on the canvas as he was surprised by his leg. 'J-Dogg' got to his feet, milking the crowd's response to his move! Jed laid on the canvas holding his neck. The ref checked on Jed the backed away. 'J-Dogg' attempted to pick Jed up to his feet again. Jed was hauled up to his feet by J-Dogg. 'J-Dogg' attempted to send Jed off the ropes. Jed was sent to the ropes by J-Dogg. Jed hit the ropes and came back towards J-dogg going for a clothesline.. 'J-Dogg' did a splits which allowed him to duck under the clothesline with ease! If Jed went off the far ropes, 'J-Dogg' would get up and attempt to smack him with a dropkick! Jed turned and nailed with the dropkick. Jed went through the second rope to the outside of the ring. 'J-Dogg' got to his feet, again milking the crowd's reaction! He soon went through the ropes, attempting to follow Jed! Jed stood up as J-Dogg was leaving the ring. Jed started to run to the other side of the ring. 'J-Dogg' followed! Jed was near the ramp way when he slide into the ring and tried to stand up. 'J-Dogg' slid into the ring after Jed! Jed turned to J-dogg trying to get in the ring. Jed went to stomp on him a few times. The crowd booed as 'J-Dogg' was hit with stomp after brutal stomp! Jed put his right foot on J-Doggs head trying to put pressure on it. Jed would also use the ropes for extra help. 'J-Dogg's feet kicked the mat as Jed applied the pressure! The referee however went over and gave Jed the five count for holding onto the ropes! The ref counted.

1!

Jed moved his other leg stompping on the canvas as he had his leg on J-Doggs head.

2!

Jed began to laugh just antagonizing the people watching.

3!

Jed flexed a muscle when the ref counted.

4!

Jed jumped off as the crowd booed Jed. Jed walked over to J-Dogg and went to spit on his head.
The crowd was at Jed's throat, when one fan started chanting: "You still suck! You still suck!" soon, the entire crowd was chanting along with him!

'J-Dogg' tried to rub the spit off of his face with his wristbands as he started to get to his feet.

"I suck? Look who's standing in this ring! ME!" Jed raised his right arm into the air while looking at J-Dogg. The crowd transitioned back into the old favorite from earlier in the match, "Jed sucks donkey d**k!" *Clap Clap Clap-Clap-Clap!* as 'J-Dogg' finally got to his feet! Jed threw his right arm down as they chanted Donkey d**k. Jed did a stomp walk towards J-Dogg pissed off. Jed went to yank J-Dogg up by his hair. 'J-Dogg' got yanked as the crowd started chanting LOUDER, knowing they were getting into Jed's head! Jed went to club him in the back as the crowded chanted louder. 'J-Dogg' went down to one knee as the 20,000 fans switched their chant to "Die, Jed, Die! Die, Jed, Die!" Jed had a big grin on his face. "That's right!" Jed went to pick J-Dogg up and try to lift him into a stalling suplex form. The crowd was just being brutal to Jed! They once AGAIN changed their chant to "Jed eats s**t! Jed eats s**t!" as 'J-Dogg' was lifted up into suplex position! Jed looked at the crowd as he had J-Dogg upside down. Jed began to walk slowly towards a Corner. A fan or two was about to throw a cup at Jed but were stopped by security. Jed went to do a squat of sorts as J-Dogg was upside down. 'J-Dogg' was shaken as he was upside down as the crowd was still chanting! Jed turned his to the crowd and turnbuckle as he took a step forward while moving one of his arms away as he tried to keep him up in the air. 'J-Dogg's arm was moved away and he was kept in the air... Jed deiced this was long enough. Jed tried for the pain drop to J-Dogg.'J-Dogg's neck and upper back landed on the top turnbuckle! The crowd started chanting "Holy s**t! Holy s**t!" as 'J-Dogg' layed there, motionless across the top turnbuckle! The crowd also chanted What The ********! But that all ended When Jed raised his right arm. Jed was then hit in the head fro a soda cup by a member of the crowd. Jed slide out of the ring, near the turnbuckle he just dropped J-Dogg. 'J-Dogg' started to sit up on the turnbuckle, but very, VERY slowly. The fan who hit Jed was getting a high five from his friends next to him! Jed grabbed the girls shirt and tried to pull her near over the barricade. The crowd chant What the ********> 'J-Dogg' saw that Jed was distracted as he finally got to his feet on the turnbuckle! The crowd cheered as they saw him come-to! Jed let go of the front of the girls shirt then grabbed the real person who through it. He knew the whole time he just want to get some cheap heat from beating on a girl. Really most of his career in another company. Jed threat to punch the guy in the face. 'J-Dogg' held his hands in the air, as the crowd booed Jed, but at the same time cheered Jacob! He pointed down at Jed! "If this is a Sprite I will let you go." Jed yanked a drink out of the girls hands next to him. It was a sprite so he left him go after keeping the drink. Jed took a step back and turned around toward J-Dogg. 'J-Dogg' leaped off of the top turnbuckle, going for a cross-body block! Jed turned to see him about to launch off the ropes. When J-Dogg jumped towards Jed. Jed would try to jump out of the while throwing the cup at his face. Trying to get the cup and the Sprite in his Eyes. The crowd was at Jed's throat as 'J-Dogg' was hit in the face by the pop! He fell flat on his back on the outside, and began rubbing at his eyes! Jed pointed at J-Dogg laughing out loud, but that stopped with a Jed sucks Donkey d**k chant. Jed ran over to J-Dogg trying to get him to stand up. 'J-Dogg' got stood up as the crowd kept chanting! Jed yelled "Shut Up!" Jed then went to rake J-Doggs Eyes. 'J-Dogg' rubbed at his eyes as he went down to one knee, yet the fans kept chanting! "You here that J-Dogg. All thse people are trying to will you on..I'll chant with them ...J-Dogg J-Dogg J-Dogg.Wait lets try this. Anderson." Jed laughed before trying grab J-Doggs arm trying to whip him into the steel steps. Almost by instinct at this point, 'J-Dogg' attempted to counter whip Jed into the steps instead! As Jed was whipped J-Dogg he felt his wrist get tighter and he said"s**t!" as he though he saw a smile on J-Doggs face. Jed hit the steps back first and the crowd erupted yet again. Maybe it is because this is the return of AOWW or something this crowd is Hot. 'J-Dogg' went over to the barricade, and was handed a water, which he then used to wash the soda out of his eyes as the crowd was chanting "J-Dogg! J-Dogg!" Jed held his back in pain as this crowd think just found the Hero. Shame he wasn't an American Born Hero like Jed was. 'J-Dogg' went over to Jed, and attempted to roll him back into the ring. Jed was thrown into the ring as the crowd cheered for J-Dogg. 'J-Dogg' slid in after Jed, and attempted to stand him up to his feet as the crowd was chanting "Let's Go J-Dogg!" Jed began to start to up when he tried to rake him in the eye again. 'J-Dogg' got raked in the eyes again as the crowd booed! Jed cleared his head before trying to whip J-Dogg to the ropes and go for a High altitude Flapjack. This Flapjack was all about height. 'J-Dogg' got whipped into the ropes, but tried to stop on a dime and roll Jed up with a small package! This Flapjack was going to probably end the match. J-Dogg was lucky because as Jed pushed his body up some he was pulled down into a small package. The ref counted.

1!

Jed tried to counter it into his own small package pin at two and half.

'J-Dogg's small package was countered into one by Jed!

1! 2!

'J-Dogg' attempted to counter into a small package of his own!

Jed was flipped over to his shoulders by J-Dogg the crowd Cheered for J-Dogg when he countered The Flapjack. Then booed Jed when he countered him. Then they Cheered really big Yay. The ref started the count.

1!

2!

Jed tried for his own small package pin yet again. If able the crowd would boo and they would notice that the were moving around the ring.'J-Dogg' was countered into another small package by Jed! The referee got down to count!

1! 2!

Again 'J-Dogg' tried to counter into one of his own!

The crowd cheered. Jed went to speed this up and tried for his yet again his own small package pin. The Ref counted one. Without thinking, 'J-Dogg' tried to counter into one of his own! Jed was countered. Jed tried once again for his own as he was getting dizzy thinking he should get to a rope soon. The two were now rolling around the ring, before 'J-Dogg' tried to grab onto a rope to break it up! Jed let go as J-Dogg grabbed a rope. Jed kept rolling for a second before ending up in a corner. Jed was dizzy yet he yelled for the ref to come to him. 'J-Dogg' slowly tried to make it to his feet, although he was very dizzy and his balance was WAY off. The crowd started chanting "This is awesome!" *Clap Clap Clap-Clap-Clap!* Jed told the ref as he tried to stand using the turnbuckle and the ref. " How hard is it to count 1!2!3!?" Jed then dropped to a knee as he shook his head. 'J-Dogg' shook his head, finally trying to get his bearings... Jed stood up moving out of the corner with his arms out until he heard. "Jed suck Donkey d**k". Jed the caught himself from anger. Still dizzy but could still move. 'J-Dogg' ran towards Jed! Jed went to push J-Dogg up by his legs and waist going for his flapjack. Trying to get him up high in the air. The crowd booed horribly as 'J-Dogg' was taken up and slammed down with the flapjack! Jed shook his head one more time before grabbing J-Dogg by his hair trying to drag him to a corner. 'J-Dogg' was dragged into the corner as the crowd booed! Jed put J-Doggs head on the bottom turnbuckle as he exited the ring on his left side. Jed walked on the apron to the other corner and turned. The crowd chanted "What The ********!" Jed ******** YOU ALL!!" Jed then sprinted across the apron, grabbed the top rope when he was near J-Dogg, then jumped in between the second and bottom ropes/turnbuckle, not slowing down, going for The Face Wash. aka ******** You ALL!! 'J-Dogg's head bounced around before going motionless after getting smacked with the face wash! The crowd booed heavily as 'J-Dogg' was motionless in the corner. Jed just sat on bottom rope in the corner. He looked at J-Dogg before grabbing the top rope pulling himself onto the apron. 'J-Dogg' was still motionless... Jed entered the ring fixing his hair and hold his neck. The crowd chanted."You Still Suck!" Jed just looked down at J-Dogg before spitting on him. 'J-Dogg' started moving after feeling himself be spat on! He moved to rub the spit off with his wristband again! Jed turned towards the ref. He walked slowly to him while saying. "You count it. One! Two! Three! Got it Eh?" 'J-Dogg' used the ropes to begin to get to his feet. Jed turned to the right towards J-Dogg. Jed walked towards J_dogg knowing he has been forgetting something. Jed went for the FIRST chop of the match! The crowd yelled "WOOOOOOOO!" as 'J-Dogg' was chopped in the chest! In retaliation, 'J-Dogg' attempted a STIFF chop to Jed! Jed was chopped by J-Dogg. Jed was hit with the chop and a huge red mark was on his chest. Jed went to chop J-Dogg one more time. 'J-Dogg' stepped back after the chop by Jed! He also had a red mark on his chest! Bent on stopping this exchange, 'J-Dogg' attempted to smack Jed with a jumping roundhouse to the side of his head! Jed and J-Dog had moved away from the corner after those chops. Jed was hit with the kick and dropped to his knees from the round house. The crowd just cheered random things. 'J-Dogg' quickly got to his feet after connecting with the roundhouse. He tried to shove Jed to the ground, after which he would attempt his signature spinning knee drop to Jed's head! Jed was shoved to the ground. Jed still had some fight and started to get up when he was plastered with the kick. Jed fell back and blood was shown on his eye brow. The crowd was roaring when 'J-Dogg' connected with the knee! He sat on his knees, milking the crowd's response for a bit! The ref checked Jed head for a second noticing Jed is bleeding the hard way. The ref then check J-Dogg. Instead of being checked, 'J-Dogg' went for a lateral press cover as the crowd counted with the referee! The ref jumped to the canvas to count.

1!

2!

Jed raised his right arm into the air after two but before three! 'J-Dogg' got to his feet, and began calmly talking to the referee while pointing down at Jed. Jed laid on the canvas as he was starting to bleed more. Finally, 'J-Dogg' just shrugged off the referee, and went to the side of Jed, before pointing to the crowd and leaping up to attempt his signature Standing Shooting Star Press! Jed didn't raise his arms to block the fall of the SSSP. Jed was concentrating on the bleed going into his eye. The crowd roared! 'J-Dogg' got to his knees and was milking the crowd's reaction again! Jed laid on the canvas as his face turned from a frown to straight anger Jed was though starting to hurt even more around his neck. 'J-Dogg' went for another lateral press cover! The ref went for the count.

One!

Two!

Jed shot his arms up into the air. 'J-Dogg' got onto his knees. He slapped the mat before popping up to his feet... He knew what he had to do to win this match... Jed also for some reason popped up to his feet. Sort of a second wind as described in Japan. Suprised by Jed's second wind, 'J-Dogg' attempted a huge chop to Jed's chest! Jed stood up quick and the blood flowed down his face to his chest. Once Jed was chopped by J-Dogg a mixture of Blood and Sweat shot of his body. Jed also let out a wicked loud scream from the chop. Jed then went to retort with is own thunderous chop to J-Doggs chest! 'J-Dogg' stepped back from the chop, and let out a primal yell when looking down at his chest, and seeing a small trickle of blood flowing from where Jed chopped him! In retaliation, 'J-Dogg' stepped forward and attempted a HARD snap kick to Jed's leg, to try to send him down to one knee! Jed was felt his knee buckle and he dropped down. But he didn't want to be vulnerable to that knee again, so Jed tried to stand right back up to his feet. 'J-Dogg' was getting tired of this, so he sent kick after kick towards the Jed's knee as the crowd was roaring from Jacob going crazy on the knee! Jed dropped to a knee after so many kicks. Jed felt like he was in Japan again. The crowd roared as 'J-Dogg' took a step back, before launching forward to attempt his finisher, 'The Bigger The Tree...', a heavy Buzzsaw Kick-esque knee towards the back of Jed's head! Jed ducked his head down towards the ring.. When his leg went over Jed's head Jed would pop up going for a JKO to J-Dogg! 'J-Dogg' got his balance set, and turned around ALMOST into a JKO! The crowd was scared until 'J-Dogg' tried to push Jed off before he jumped into the air! Jed was pushed in the air luckily Jed caught himself. He caught himself by hitting his feet loosing his balances, but the ropes were right their so he bounced on them and came at J-Dogg. Jed would go for a Clothesline to J-Dogg! 'J-Dogg' ducked Jed's clothesline, and quickly turned around! Jed ran at the ropes full speed. Jed would bounce off them and come back at J-Dogg going for A Stiff a** American Made Cutter!! The crowd yelled 'Oooh!' as 'J-Dogg' was hit with the American Made Cutter! The force of the impact sent him backward between the middle and top rope and out to the apron! 'YAY. STIFF MY a**! NOBODY MAKES ME BLEED MY OWN BLOOD!! NOBODY!" Jed yelled this so that the people could hear him in the backstage area. Jed turned his back to J-Dogg and that section of Fans. The crowd booed madly at Jed. The chanted Jed suck Donkey d**k. Jed waved his right arm in the air Yelling at them telling them to shut up or else! 'J-Dogg' got to his feet on the apron... When Jed would turn back to him, Jacob would spring up to the top rope, and attempt to spike Jed down to the mat with his OTHER finisher, '...The Harder They Fall!' a SICK 720 DDT! Jed kept looking at the crowd he looked at the chick he grabbed earlier. Jed didn't clean his face from the blood. When Jed stopped moving around for a second the camera caught a picture of Jed's face. Jed looked like two face. One side skin, the other blood. Jed deiced to end this match."IT IS OVER! Your favorite is going get beat. 1! 2! 3! GET READY!!!" Jed turned around, but to his surprised J-Dogg had just wrapped his arm around Jed's neck. Jed twisted around and was planted by the DDT! I mean Planted. It looked as if he was RVD taken a piledriver from Tommy Dreamer. In fact when Jeds head hit the canvas Jed had his arm hit the canvas at the same time, trying to protect himself, but it only helped to spring his body up into the air and make him land on his back! The crowd ROARED in approval of 'J-Dogg' spiking Jed to the mat! They started chanting "Holy s**t! Holy s**t!" as Jacob layed on the mat... Slowly but surely, he made his way over to Jed, in an attempt to get an arm across his chest for the cover! The crowd chanted with the ref!

ONE!
TWO!
THREE!

The crowd just exploded as J-Dogg beat Jed Clean in the middle of the ring. One Two Three! The announcer said.

The WINNER of this contest and moving on to Survival Instinct Main Event. J-Dogg. Jacob Anderson!!

The ref tried to help J-Dogg up to his feet while Jed laid on the canvas bleed and relaxing.