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Jeanemon

PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 11:20 am


January 28th

Conan's mood has improved slightly. He's not quite as violent as he was, but he's still very grumpy at times. Sometimes, you just have to wonder about the little bugger. He's a bloody toddler. What does he have to angst about?

It was cute, though. Mirelle and Kirika were worried about him. They perked him up.
PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 11:22 am


Feburary 6th, Memories

I had to wake Co up in his crib this morning. He was tossing and turning and crying out. When I woke him up, he sat straight up and just stared at me, like he didn't know me. It really, really spooked me for a minute. Then his eyes went back to normal and he held out his arms.

I picked him up and snuggled him and he cried into my shoulder for a few minutes. Then he pulled away and said a name: "Jimmy Kudo." That's all he said.

Jeanemon


Jeanemon

PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 11:23 am


February 12th


Conan saw Kirika the other day. She and Mirelle had dyed their hair blue to match Rune's. It was cute, to say the least. But that got Conan wondering.

"Why are we all weird?" He asked, looking from child to child. Draco belched up something that looked somewhat like a tricicle tire.

"We're not all werid." I told him. He gave me a look.

"We've got a dragon boy, one screamy baby, one quiet baby, an angel, flower girls, and me." He took a second look at me. "And you. You're odd."
PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 11:24 am


Valentine's day ride

Sometimes, Rene really, really wondered why she was being punished so much. She also wondered why she had to be the responsible child. "How far is it into town?" She asked, readjusting her place on the Cow. Conan frowned.

"Ten minutes in a car." He replied. Rene rolled her eyes; that ment it'd be at least an hour on a cow.

It all started when Jeane wasn't pleased about Bob's choice in dinner: Veggie soup. To put it simply, Veggie soup is Jeane's favorate food over anything else. But today it didn't even make her crack a smile. She just started grumbling about a bath.

About ten minutes into said bath, Lilac burst into the house holding a pink haired chibi Bot'ny kid. She streaked into the bathroom a moment later, leading to many shrieks from Jeane. The rest of the house seemed to follow Lilac into the bathroom.

"I'm NAKED!" Jeane was screaming, hands covering her breasts. Lilac held out the pink haired girl.

"Look! Pink Carnation! Isn't she adorable?"

"I'm NAKED! Get OUT!" Jeane screamed, sinking lower into the bubble bath. Bob grabbed Lilac's arm and hauled her out, muttering about imploding insides.

"Why is she so grouchy?" Conan asked. Bob sighed.

"Jeane's never been a valentines day person. She never got presents before this year, and the presents she did get were from that crazy demon guy." Bob scowled slightly. "She's just been burned before. Makes her sad." He went back to the veggie soup.

Conan thought about this for a minute. Jeane wanted Valentines? If it would improve her mood, Conan was willing to try. But, where would he get a valentine? Town was the obvious answer, but he couldn't exactly get there himself. He found Rene and Draco and explained it to them. It was Draco, oddly, who thought of an idea on how to get to town.

"Nebor's caws." He said. Conan and Rene stared at him. "We riad nebor's caws." Conan's jaw dropped slightly; that wasn't a bad idea!

"But we need money..." Rene started. Draco smiled again.

"I kno whar Bob keps stach." He said, padding away. Several minutes later he came back with several bills in his hand, looking smug.

"Okay. Put on your human suit, Draco." The dragon climbed the stairs and put on his 'human suit'. When he returned, the three went outside, Rene somewhat sourly.

"I'm only going with you because I know you'll get into trouble." Rene said, shrugging on her coat and pulling a hat onto her head. Draco had added a kerchief, dust mask, and sunglasses to make himself look less Dragony.

Getting on the cow was the easy party. Getting said cow to move was a somewhat more difficult problem. It wouldn't move untill Draco flame fingered it, and then it moved a lot faster than you would think a cow would. Rene held onto the cow's horns, using them as a steering handle. Conan held onto her, and Draco held onto him, every now and then giving the cow a flame finger.

"Watch the Cow." Conan told Rene as he and Draco climbed down. "We'll get her something nice."

Draco was somewhat amazed once they got inside the store. After all, Jeane had never brought him into a grocery before. Conan pointed to the flowers. "Pick her out something pretty." Draco nodded and went over. Conan walked up to the counter and smiled at the lady. "Hi." He said.

"Hi there, little guy." The woman leaned over and smiled at him. "What can I get you?"

"Umm... It's valentines day. Me an' my brother wanna get mommy something pretty and yummy. He's getting the pretty, I'm getting the yummy." A sudden thought struck Conan. "Umm... Could you tell me how many monies I have?" He passed the bills up to the woman, who counted them.

"You have forty dollars." She said, handing him back the money.

"Is that enough for something nice?" He asked anxiously. The woman laughed.

"Oh, yes. More than enough." Draco came back and handed him a medium sized boquet of red roses. Conan passed them up on the counter before studying the candy displayed in front of the counter.

"Hey." The woman said. Conan looked up at her. "Who's your mommy? Isn't she around?"

"Mommy's name is Jeane." Conan said. "My big sister took us up here to get her nice things." The woman frowned.

"Jeane Clark? That girl that lives out past the end of town?" Her eyes were calculating. "I didn't know she was back in town, let alone know she had three kids."

"We're all adopted." Conan chirped. The woman's eyebrows lifted. "She got me as a baby, she said. Drake is from Russia. He doesn't speak english." 'Drake' waved at the woman.

"Wow, I would never had guessed that little Jeane would have adopted children." The woman smiled before putting a gold box beside the flowers. "These were allways her favorate chocolates back in school. Tell her Britt said 'Hi', will you?"

"Okay." Conan handed her the bills, and she handed him back different ones and some coins. The money was given to Draco, who had pockets. Britt put the flowers and chocolates into a sack and handed it to Draco. They waved at her and went outside.

"Brofer fwom Wussia?" Draco asked.

"I'll never call you my brother again, okay?"

"I like brofer."

Rene helped them both up onto the cow, and they set off to home. Or, they would have went home, but they only got halfway there. A purple Beretta, the paint coming off the front end, screeched to a stop by them. Jeane was glaring and twitching at them.

"You. In car. NOW!" She screamed.

"But, what about the cow?" Conan asked. Jeane twitched again, face morphing into a snarl. Draco took quickly took the roses out of the sack and pushed them into her face.

"Happy Vawentes, Mommy." Draco smiled, ducking his head. Jeane took the flowers, a look on her face. She opened the door and they climbed in. They attatched the Cow to the Car with a rope and drove home slow. Jeane was quiet the whole way home.

"You..." Jeane swallowed deeply. "You called me Mommy, Draco."

"We were worried about you, Mom." Conan said. Jeane smiled at him in her rear view mirror.

"We got you candy, too. So your 'a** can get a mile wide.'" Rene added. Jeane's smile disapeared and she got a 'look' on her face.

"That was funny, hon. Just never say it again, okay?"

Jeanemon


Jeanemon

PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 11:27 am


February 18th


Conan seems more cheerfull after I started talking again. Okay, so I was being selfish to be silent. I just had a lot on my mind.

And Conan, the child prodigy that he is, asked me a very smart question:

"Are you mad at him 'cause you like him?" He asked, tilting his head.

"I'm mad at him because he didn't call me for four days." I grumbled.

"Will he be our Daddy?"

"s**t!" I said, spitting out the tea I had been drinking. "Co, Don't ask me about that, okay?"

"Okay." Conan frowned.
PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 11:38 am


February 22nd


Yesterday, Conan met two more children from the HQ, a little boy and a girl named Usagi. Conan got kinda freaked out when the little boy proclaimed that he 'Liked boys'. Oh, you can bet that I got asked what he ment by that.

"It means that you'll ask me that when you get older, yo." I told him. He frowned and sulked. He can be so cute when he sulks.

Jeanemon


Jeanemon

PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 4:38 pm


February 24th- The name


Every child has one. You know, a nickname. A pet name, given to them by their mother. Draco was Watermelon Dragon, Rene was NeeNee, Vincent and Victoria were Cento and Tory, Mignon was Miggy.

But Conan, Conan was something worse. It happened normally, when Jeane was replaying Suikoden. Afterwords, she had picked up the then infant Conan and held him, and murmured an earth blessing. The nickname had just snowballed from there.

"Lu!" Jeane called, leaning out of the laundry room. Draco snickered slightly.

"Melon." Conan snarled at him.

Damn. Lulu.
PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 4:39 pm


February 25th, Mignon loves Opera

"My turn!" Conan cried, grabbing the remote control away from Draco. "Your TV hour is up!" He crowed, switching the TV from Cartoon Network to PBS. Draco hissed slightly, and hissed louder when Jeane came down with a squaling Mignon.

"Roud." He snarled, pulling a pillow to each ear. Conan rolled his eyes and flipped the TV louder as he sunk into the armchair.

The program started: A classical opera. Draco groaned and started to bang his head into the coffee table. Not that Conan liked opera any more than Draco did, but he did prefer PBS to anything else on TV.

When the female voice started the Opera, Mignon jumped in surprise before staring at the TV. Jeane smiled and leaned back into the sofa, eyes closing.

"I love opera." She murmured. Conan rolled his eyes before laying his head on the armrest of the couch. Draco, muchly annoyed by the woman's voice, went upstairs to play, or eat Conan's kitty. It was hard to tell with him.

As the Opera went on, there was one noise that was missing from the picture. Mignon was not screaming. She was staring at the TV, mouth and eyes opened wide. Jeane was nearly asleep when Mignon started to shriek like the lady on TV. Jeane jumped up, cradling the girl. Mignon continued to scream-sing, and Jeane put her on the ground.

Conan shook his head. Jeane called him weird?

Jeanemon


Jeanemon

PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 4:40 pm


March 2nd

Heh. Just, Heh. Poor Conan.

The other day I mentioned that I should get his hair cut, but I didn't have time. Draco, bless his scaly, well meaning heart, decided that he would give Conan a hair cut, and I wouldn't have to make time.

What's the best time to do this? When Conan is asleep, of course. So Conan was given a very messy, hacking haircut. You can bet what happened when he woke up. I thought that Conan was going to kill him at first. Draco was just wailing about how he hurt his brofer. It was precious, it really was.

Co went up to the HQ later, and Rune straightened him out. He looks like a fuzzy bowling ball now.
PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 4:42 pm


March 5th: Unsecure

There are times when I really worry what Conan's going to be like when he hits his teen years. Those are the times that I want to cuddle him the most, though.

So, after the little incident with Conan and the Sissors, we went back up to the Center later. But when we got there, Conan realized that Kiri and Miri weren't exactly his size anymore, both were children. This depressed him.

"Now I'm ugly and short!" He wailed to me after we got home. Cue me scooping him up and hugging him.

"Oh, my dearest Lulu-baby, you'll never be ugly." I gave him a peck on the cheek, and he looked somewhat appeased. "Mark my words, when you catch up with those girls, you'll be the most handsome kid at the Center."

"I don't look silly?" I chuckled and hugged him again.

"Of course not." I said. There was a screech behind me. Mignon, sitting in her high-chair and eating peaches, was screaming and waving the spoon at me.

"Wie! Wie!" She howled. I blanched, and Conan scowled.

"Lie?" He glared at me. I laughed a bit.

"Okay, you do look a little bit funny with your short hair. But it'll grow out, and you'll be Soooo hansome!"

Mignon stayed quiet at this. I think she agrees.

Jeanemon


Jeanemon

PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 4:44 pm


March 6th: Draco and Conan hide from Scary lady


If she actually had a name, Conan didn't know it. He really didn't care, either. All that occupied his mind at the moment was one simple thought: Would the closet door hold untill the woman decided to leave them alone?

The day had started out like all the others did. Conan had woken up early and watched PBS. Draco had slept untill noon, when Jeane dragged him out of his bed by the tail. (Tailsnatchersnatcher!)

A little while later, after settling down Draco with a bowl of chicken noodle soup, she had grabbed Rene and headed to the park. Draco and Conan had sat in the living room, flipping the TV from PBS to Cartoon Network every hour.

That's when she entered.

She had waist long green hair, and wore a large pair of sunglasses. She peered at Conan and gave a large smile. "Hey there, little guy. Lisha here?"

"I don't know a Lisha." He replied.

"Oh, sorry. Wrong realm. Jeane here."

"Mommy went to the park with Rene." He replied.

"Mommy, eh? Jeane get herself knocked up by someone?" Her sunglasses slid down her nose as she leaned over to get a good look at him. "Ya don't look a thing like that greasy haired monster." She carelessly looked around the room, and her eyes landed on Draco. The green orbs narrowed.

Draco had a look of terror on his face as he grasped his tail. This was the very definition of Tailsnatcher.

She straightened and smirked, and started over to him. "C'mere, you little monster." The woman smiled. "I'm gonna make a pair of shoes outta you."

"SnatcherSnatcherTailSnatcher!" He wailed, running as fast as he could. The woman chased after him, laughing. Conan, a look of horror on his face, grabbed Jeane's aluminum broom and whacked the woman on the head. When she started to turn around, he grabbed Draco's hand and dragged him up the stairs. Draco, in turn, tugged him into the closet, and they buried themselves under clothing. When she opened the door, they'd be dead!

Luckily for them, the woman seemed to be unable to comprehend that the door needed to be pulled, not pushed. They heard her grumble and walk away. Draco wasn't taking any chances with his tail, though.

"Sray twill Mommy croms rome." He whispered. Conan agreed.
PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 4:45 pm


March 15th, Baby explenation


"Co?" I asked. He looked up from his book. "Let's go outside and take a walk.

"Mmkay." He gave me an odd look and scooted off the couch. We both put on boots and coats, and headed out. I grabbed his hand, squeezing it.

"Conan, you remember how, when you were a baby, you were the only one here?"

"Not really."

"Well, it was a long time ago. But the babies kept appearing, one by one. Now we've got six." I paused. "And in november, we'll have another."

"Why so long?" He asked. "Is it being summoned from a pendant?"

"No, baby." I picked him up and gave him a squeeze. "Baby will come from my tummy. Only very special babies come from pendants." Conan gave me a look.

"I thought you liked babies?" He accused.

"I do, sweetie."

"Then why'd you eat the baby?"

Jeanemon


Jeanemon

PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 4:47 pm


March 17th: The birds, The bees, and so-forth


Conan was displeased. Even though he was practically grown up, Jeane still refused to tell him where babies really came from! He'd ask just about everyone he could think of, from Bob to Korini, and no one would give him a straight answer!

But... There was Pepito. Though Conan didn't talk to the skirt wearing oddball too often, he hadn't asked him about baby making yet. So, he walked up to the man and waited to be noticed. Pepito eventually looked up from his paper and smiled. "Hey there, big guy. Whaddya need?"

"Pepito, do you think I'm almost an adult?" Conan asked. Pepito laughed, eyes crinkling.

"I think you've got a while to go." He smiled, making Conan pout.

"But you think I'm smart, right?"

"Of course you're smart." Pepito laughed again.

"Tell me where babies come from." He scowled. Pepito touched his chin and nodded.

"Make you a deal. You come down to my room at about nine tonight, and I'll tell you what you want to know." Pepito ruffled Conan's hair and went back to reading his paper.

Conan reported, as asked, to Pepito's basement room at nine that night. He tapped lightly on the door, feeling slightly nervous. Pepito answered the door, sans girl clothes. He ushered the boy in, and Conan was very surprised at the interior. A small woodframe bed was neatly made with a hand-stiched quilt, and bookcases filled the walls, with a small TV on top of one shelf. Pepito tossed a pillow on the floor and motioned Conan to sit.

"First thing's first: Do you know the difference between girls and boys?" He asked.

"Uh, girls have boobs, and boys don't." He paused, then added as an afterthought, "But you do."

"Right you are." Pepito smiled wryly. "Girls have breasts, which are bags of fat and mammary glands. Mammary glands produce milk." He cleared his throat and took a book off of one of the shelves. He flipped to a page and paused. "To use a phrase from 'Little Rascals', boys have penises, girls have vaginas." He turned the book to Conan, and there were some odd looking drawn pictures.

"Basically... When you're older, you'll start to feel funny around girls. Or boys, it all depends. You'll feel... excited. You'll find one person who'll just make everything seem right. After a while, you'll want to get closer to them." He closed his eyes and frowned slightly. "Basically, you'd want to put your 'boy part' into her 'girl part'."

And, finally, Conan spoke. "Ew. Why?"

"Well, it's a way to make you feel closer to someone. Also, it's how babies are made. When inside the 'girl part', the 'boy part' will get so excited that it will release sperm, which travels up into the woman's uterus." He pointed out what the uterus was in the picture. "If the time is right, there will be an egg waiting. The sperm will fertilize the egg, and the egg starts to get bigger. When it gets big enough, it gets more complicated. It gets things a normal baby has, like lungs and a heart and eyes. Once the egg has been in the uterus for around nine months, the baby will come out of the mother." He rubbed his hands together slightly. "Does that answer your questions?"

". . . You said, when I get older, that I might like a boy that way?" He sounded a bit uncertian on this concept. "How does that work? Boys don't have girl parts."

"They use another orfice." Pepito stood up and opened the door. "Now, I'd rather you not tell this to other kids. Their parents will tell them when they see fit." He rubbed Conan's head again. "But you're a pretty smart kid. I think you'll understand."

That night, his mother tucked him into bed. She kissed him on the forehead and smiled down at him. "You've grown so, my little Lulu." It was easy to see the love in her eyes. "I remember when you were tiny, and now you're such a respectible little man." She closed her eyes. "If you really want to know, I'll tell you where babies come from."

"From eggs. In the uterus." He answered. Jeane's eyes flew open.

"And where'd you learn that?" She asked.

"Pepito explained to me that it's something adults do when they love each other, and when they want a baby. He puts his boy parts into her girl parts, boy parts get excited and releases sperm, sperm fertilizes egg, egg grows and gets a heart, the egg becomes a baby, and baby comes out in nine months. Right?" He recited. Jeane looked surprised.

"Right." She kissed his forehead again. "At least you understand." She hugged him tightly. "I love you soooo much, you know?"

"I know." He smiled into her shoulder.

"Don't grow any more. I don't want you to become a big, mean teen-ager."

"I'll never be mean to you." He promised. Jeane let him go and gently brushed his hair with her fingers.

"Good night now, Lulu."
PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 4:48 pm


March 20th

Conan's been pissy at me latley, since I called him Lulu in front of Solo. It's so cute, really it is. But he trapped a leprecahn in a trap, and the leprecahn was even more pissy that Conan is now.

But, this is my last entry in Conan's journal. As of tonight, I hand over the pen to Conan. He seemed surprised that I wrote so much about him.

Jeanemon


Jeanemon

PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 4:49 pm


March 25th


This is my first entry. I've read over some of the old pages, and I'm surprised at some of the stuff she wrote.

I'm worried, though. Draco is missing, taken by the Dragonriders. Mommy was upset for a while, and she and Dhee had a fight. He's mean. I don't care for him.

I'm worried about Kiri. Her mom's gone, and she's worried. She was crying, and it made me want to cry. She was surprised at how big I got. I hugged her and patted her back, and made her feel a bit better. I told Mommy about it, and she said I was a good little gentleman.

That baby, Mignon, has grown. She's bigger, and she has hair. She's begging how to learn to read with her fingers. Her friend Kilah, Sango's little sister, is blind. It's nice that she wants to learn how to read together. I'll try and teach her, but she gets mad so easily....

So, I leave off for today.
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