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 Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 5:22 pm
Raoul as an evil dentist who gets high off of laughing gas
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Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 9:06 pm
Erik the band director...?
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Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 7:37 pm
Elanchana Erik the band director...? Na... That's kinda might be able to happen...
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Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 1:01 pm
Erik: The Yoga instructor.
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Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 7:03 pm
Christine: The President of the USA.
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Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 1:28 pm
Erik: the flight attendant.
Erik: The guidance counselor.
Carlotta: the nurse. JOO WILL TAKE-A JOOR MEDICATION!!
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Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 11:10 pm
Harls Director: ...Maybe we should have cast him as Batman...
Alfred: *hears organ music from the "batcave" and decides to investigate*
Umm...mr.erik? Don't you think you should be saving gotham or something?
Erik: What's the point gonk Christine left me and so did that other skinny little b***h Katie Holmes. What's batman got to live for??! *angst*
Alfred: Truth? Justice?
Erik:....
Alfred: Well sir, I'm afraid if you don't do anything Gotham will be run amuck with villians who do nothing but rape and pillage!
Erik: rape? pillage? Now that's more like it!! *runs off to join the chaos*
Alfred: eek b-but sir! Batman's supposed to be one of the good guys!
Erik: MWAHAHAHAHAAA!
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:11 pm
Erik: The next Chip & Dale dancer...
Christine: The Executioner
...xDDDDD
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:53 pm
Erik: At McDonalds.
Customer: Can I have a double cheeseburger with super fries and a super drink?
Erik: Fine. That's 20,000 Francs.
Customer: WHAT?
Erik: Don't make me hurt you...
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:17 pm
Erik, the plastic surgeon:
Lady with self confidence issue ( let's call her Blanche): So Doctor, I'd like to fix my nose. Look at this bump. Positivly neolithic! And my breasts are sagging. And can you lift my sagging eyes and eliminate the bull dog jowls I'm beginning to see?
DR. Erik: You're right about the breasts....( pokes at them with felt tipped marker)
Blanche: I beg pardon!?
Dr. Erik: You said so yourself, Madame!
Blanche: I am a creature of horrid features and you have the nerve to insult my womanhood!
Dr. Erik: * eye twitch*
Blanche: I am an ugly woman!
Dr. Erik: Lady, you don't know ugly! * pulls off mask*
Blanche: Sweet lord in heaven, you need medical assistance! I mean, I look drop dead gorgeous next to you.
Dr. Erik: * holds scalpel to her abdomen* I can shank you... I'm certified!
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