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 Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:03 pm
Pineapples grow on trees?
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 12:20 am
Puppa Pineapples grow on trees? No, they grow on bushes. LAWL 8D
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 12:18 pm
Mine. Possession is 9/10ths of the law. =3
Doesn't it happen the same way with leaves? XD
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:05 am
Once it's fallen on the ground, who knows? But now that I've picked it up, it's mine all mine twisted
Or you could just split the pineapple, of course...
I don't think the person with the key-in-a-bucket riddle ever said the answer. Did they?
I like reading the answers to riddles, but I suck at answering them. So I will probably lurk here a lot. ^^
Here's a riddle which is my favourite, although it's really well known so I expect you guys will know it (or if not, you'll be able to get it easily).
Police find a dead man in a barn, hanging from the rafters with a noose around his neck. The post-mortem confirms that he did indeed die from being hung. But, there was no furniture or anything in the barn which he could have used to stand on, and none in the vicinity either.
And the answer is not that someone put him up there, either whilst alive or after he died. Nor has anyone come in and removed any furniture. But, there is a puddle of water underneath the man's feet.
So, how'd he hang himself?
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:26 am
The man stood on a block of ice, and strangled to death when the ice melted. :3
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 6:47 pm
Yeah... too many clues right off, dude.
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IntermittentShiningLights
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 11:11 pm
Kimilia Turtle_Devil 
I've got one! <3
KK, so there is this dewd. He lives on the twentieth floor of an apartment building. So, on regular sunny days, he takes the stairs. And on rainy days he goes halfway up and walks the rest of the way. Why is this?
Also!
A man goes home from work, and asks his wife to get him some pop with ice. Before the wife gave the husband his drink, she let the child have a sip. She gave the husband his drink, and about an hour later, he died. What happened?
In the first one, he's really short, like a midget. He can't reach the button for his floor unless he has an umbrella, then he can go halfway up.
In the second one, there's poison inside the ice cubes. As the ice cubes melted, the drink would be poisoned. If someone, say a child, were to take a sip before the ice melted, it would be completely harmless.
*bingbing* We have a winner! <3 nwn
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 11:22 pm
Yeah, I'd thought so the instant I saw it posted, lol.
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:42 pm
An easy riddle:
What gets wetter, as it dries?
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 8:44 am
A towel!
Another easy one:
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 11:33 pm
Coffin :]
Another easy one, again ..
What can you catch but not throw?
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:24 pm
A cold!
You're in a dark room, and you want to see what you're doing. With you are newspaper and wood. What do you light first?
*is annoyed that she can't remember that riddle exactly anymore, after repeating it for years to people*
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:12 pm
The newspaper because you can light the wood with it.
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 6:21 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 6:29 pm
Yes, what Devath said. razz
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