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 Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 10:35 am
youngwerewolf6 oh...ok! I'm not into hip-hop much. I saw her pic, though! Her butt is huge! that is correct
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Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 10:44 am
MudBlood Zebra A guy in our school was actually in Torchwood. I have to work with him in house drama. It is clearly a case of picking on the new girl. He's always on about it in Performing Arts. He reminds me of the guy I wrote the " John Tucker Matty D. must die!, 99 ways to do so!" I once walked into the drama room and he said "Helloooo" just like Metty did and I almost rolled my eyes and said "Hi dumbass." Me and Matty pretty much greeted each other exactly that way for a year. It was really wierd. I must stay away from the guy at all costs, I've never said anything to him and I already hate him. if you ever see him outside of school do a drive by on him...naw nevermind that aint a good idea especially with the way gas prices are....nuh uh lol
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Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:28 pm
just torture him by tying him to a chair and forcing him to watch the one thing he hates the most!
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Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 7:34 pm
or tighten the tie on his uniform til he cant breath
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Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 9:48 pm
lol!!! like what Jack White did to Jack Black on Celebrity Deathmatch!!!
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Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:42 pm
youngwerewolf6 lol!!! like what Jack White did to Jack Black on Celebrity Deathmatch!!! i never watched that show alot....my TV mostly stays on BET or CN or Tru
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Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 3:18 am
youngwerewolf6 just torture him by tying him to a chair and forcing him to watch the one thing he hates the most! Do you want me to give exapmles of the "99 ways?" I just numbered them all and did illustrations for each one. Some of them were, um, ok, let's not talk about those ones.
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Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 5:59 am
I have an idea what you mean. Awesome! I would love to see all 99
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Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:15 am
Umm, I have the book in my desk somewhere. Each one comes with an illustration.
Ah, found it.
Number 1: Bear pit.
There's a picture of a pit covered in leaves and on the top are some rudie magazines.
Number 2:
Tie him up, slit his throat and sell his blood on ebay.
Number 6: Send him to a feminist camp.
Number 13: Set the fairies on him.
Number 19: Sniper.
Number 21: Make him look in a mirror
Number 24: Science experiment.
There's picture of me and him, he has his head over a bunsen burner and I'm saying, "Yeah, yeah, just keep your head there, no worries."
Number 30: Robin Hood and his Merry men.
Number 31: Devil's snare.
Number 36: Break his face
Number 37: Laser eyed bears.
Number 40: Pile on.
Number 45: Grunny infestation.
Number 46: Lunar scythe (At the time I really badly wanted one.)
Number 48: Put him in an NHS hospital,
"So far, you have 40 superbugs."
Number 53: Put a firework up his a**.
Number 66: Heart attack 2: "You don't look good in women's clothing."
Number 69: (guess)
Number 70: Halloween tricks 1: Bobbing for apples.
There's a picture of me holding his head in the water so he's drowning.
Number 73: Tinsel
Picture of me strangling him with the tinsel.
Number 75: Give me an axe for Christmas.
Number 79: Car "accident."
Number 85: Sandpapering machine.
Me sandpapering his head.
Number 91 *Pokes*
Number 99: JUST BEAT THE SH*T OUT OF HIM.
ANOTHER 99 WAYS TO KILL THE B******
Number 1: You know hwen you've been Tangoed
Picture of him being hit in the head with a tango bottle.
Number 2: Ninja wizards.
Number 3: The pimpin' hat.
Picture of me shoving the hat really far down his head and choking him with it.
Number 7: A cross
Number 8: Holy water
Number 9: Just any water, actually.
And I'm still working on that one.
My friend says I should have it published.
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Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:16 am
You better read it all, because it took ages typing all that out.
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Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 3:09 pm
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Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 4:12 pm
those were iight...but think of more painful things.....add these to yo book
100: Tie em to a chair and push em down the stairs with lit candles on each step
101: Tie em to a chair and put a bb gun in his mouth and shoot continuously down his throat....
102: slap em in the neck with a wooden paddle continuously
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Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 9:45 pm
lol! I love those examples!!
103: Force him to listen to Hannah Montana or the Jonas Brothers!
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Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:23 pm
youngwerewolf6 lol! I love those examples!! 103: Force him to listen to Hannah Montana or the Jonas Brothers! yea lol i hate the jonas brothers! im surprised they were even excepted in the music biz cause boy bands are thing of the past and they aint very good singers...these days you barely need talent to be in the music business ya know? 104: BEAT HIS a**! using your fists. kick em. beat him down with random items like glass bottles, chairs, tables, metal objects. break hard furniture over his head. punch em as many times as youd like. kick him as many times as youd like....do anything as long as hes gettin his beat up and make sure atleast 3 bones are broken afterward
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Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 2:25 am
I've done up to number 48 on the second book,
Number 49: Amanda Palmer's stockings.
Possibly one of my favourites so far is number 25: Erin
Erin was this girl and you could tell she really fancied him, when I was dating Matty, you could tell she hated my guts out and she was over the moon when we broke up. She was obsessed with him
The illustartion for it is pretty much her yelling, " WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME???"
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