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 Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:06 pm
"Unfourtunately, no. I forgot to buy something to wear." Jill whips her date forward. "Come Alex. Steal the food from Tenshi-chan."
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:24 pm
All the crazyness went in a blur, and Sasuke and Sakura found themselves at the alter, Sasuke on the ground. He slowly stood up.
Sasuke: "...Heat again?"
Sakura: "Yeah. Global warming, you know? Heh..."
Sasuke: "Hn."
With that, Sakura opened the Book of Jashin, and cleared her throat.
Sakura: "The rituals for the wedding will be done at the afterparty, so if the bride and bridegroom could come up and recite their vows? We'll start with the bride, Renee."
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:34 pm
[Last post was edited. No rituals tonight, guys.]
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:36 pm
Renee collected herself and stepped up toward Sasuke and Sakura, waiting for Immeh to come up there so she could stand with before reciting her vows.
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:38 pm
Nazo and No-Name jumped forward to stand behind the Bride and Groom.
"The vows are my favourite part." Nazo whispered, elbowing him.
No-Name only grumbled. There was a severe lack of female-wrestling in this Jashin wedding - not at all like the Kaia wedding.
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:38 pm
After what seemed like a blur of events, and a newly healed spine, Imogen made her way FINALLY to the alter. She stood beside Renee and smiled at her as she took her hand. 'FINALLY,' she thought as a crazed gleam came into her red eyes.
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:40 pm
Renee sighed, looking nervous, but she squeezed Immeh's hand and closed her eyes. She'd practiced these vows a lot. She was so scared Immeh wouldn't like them, or refuse them, or laugh at her, or....
OH well. Too late now. Time to say it.
"Immeh[Karin], even though you don’t let me be seme in public (yes, everyone, that means that behind closed doors I RULE), and you abuse me and fight with me over Sasuke and can’t baek or cook and try to make our children fat off of caek… I still love you. And I’m going to dedicate my life to loving you and being with you forever. You are the yin to my yang and you LIGHT UP MY LIFE, YOU GIVE ME HOPEEEEEEEEEE *stops singing* Umm… anyway…. *coughs* I couldn’t raise the beebees without you, and I don’t think I want to even try. Only you understand and share my infatuation with cheese, and pink cell phones and accept my love of pie. You are the only person who can find my banter entertaining and still be able to butt in and talk while I talk.
You, Immeh[Karin], even share my love of the color GREEN. I think that says it—we’re meant to be. So what if we’re dysfunctional, so what if we live so far apart, YOU AND I. Forever. With our Beebees. IN FLORIDA. scream I promise to take care of you when you’re sick and when we’re poor and all that good stuff too, by the way >.>
I love you <3"
She sighed, looking up at Immeh. It was now or never.
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:41 pm
Tenshi's eyes filled with fairy godmom tears. "How wonderful! I wish I could get married... no, wait. I don't need to but..."
"WAAAAH!!" Tenshi started bawling right in the middle of the wedding ritual, sniffling into her pixie handkerchief.
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:44 pm
"Tenshi, I know what you mean! ;~;"
And with that, Nazo sobbed in to her violin.
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:46 pm
"Renee's wedding vows are so... so... WAAAAAAH!"
Tenshi clung to Nazo, soaking Nazo's dress with fairy godmom tears.
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:47 pm
I, imogen (Karin/mistress-sex-you-a-lot), take you, Renee (Sakura/the lesser seme of us two), to be my lawfully (or so the people think)wedded...wife. Through sickness, through health, through natural disasters, and even through the end of the universe. I promise to always do what is in my power to keep you happy Renee. You are someone I have just met recently, but someone who I have grown to respect, grown to befriend, and grown to love. You bring inspiration to everyone and to me especially. Just a talk on the phone with you on a crappy day, can lift my spirits. Renee, we may be seperated by hundreds of miles, but just hearing your voice makes me feel as if you're right there, next to me, and always ready to listen to what I have to complain/b***h about.
Yes, I can't cook and I'm sure you believe all the horror-stories I tell you when I talk about me attempting to make mac-and-cheese and FAILING miserably. The one time I managed something decent, was when I was talking on the phone with you. YES, LONG LIVE THOSE MUFFINS. I won't ever forget our cheese addiction, our cheesecaek addiction, our (well mostly yours) apple addiction, our RAZR PINK CELLPHONES (twins I say), and our favorite color- green. We were made for each other, and no matter how different people may think we are, they'll always be wrong.
For,
WE LEAVE EVERYONE WONDERING.
AND YOU, RENEE, WILL ALWAYS MAKE ME WONDER. scream heart Now let's get ourselves a hotel.
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