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 Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 8:47 am
granted but its a gaint marker cap and someone superglues it to your head.
i wish rosie o' donald would just crawl into eating cave and get stuck
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 12:48 pm
Granted, but then she gets stuck and the eating cave sues you for asking such a thing.
The poor cave also gets severe indigestion. =(
I wish for a poofy pillow to whack people over the head sith. >=3
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 12:53 pm
Granted, but someone with anger management problems takes it the wrong way and attacks you.
I wish I could draw.
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 12:55 pm
Granted
But you can't seem to stop drawing ever!
Wish
I wish I could jump really high!
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 1:27 pm
Granted but then we wouldn't have anything to luch at and the moronic spamming noobs would flood into all forums driving us all insane.
I wish I had a sandwich
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 2:52 pm
granted but its a sandwich made with worms gonk
I wish for ability to fly
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 4:02 pm
granted..but then you crash and die eek
I wish I had a billion dollars in real money that wasn't counterfeited or taken with unlawful/unmoral means. *whew*
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 4:12 pm
Granted, but a very distant relative kills you to receive your inheritance. ;D
I wish I had some french fries.
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 4:12 pm
granted but then a UNICEF psycho robs you.
3nodding
i wish monty python made more, BETTER, movies taht were totally AWESOME. blaugh
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 4:43 pm
granted but then all the older movies are played over and over again because of the new movie melting your brain into a pile of mush
i wish i had a pack mule
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 9:19 pm
Granted: but when you start packing the mule kicks you hard
Wish: for the heaviest solid ball on earth
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:35 am
Wish granted! However you didn't specify where you wanted it so it falls from the sky and crushes you. :/
I wish for nice weather here. D':
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:07 am
Granted, but it only lasts for a few minutes before turning into a severe hailstorm!!
I wish I could see through walls.
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:28 am
granted but then you'd accidentally look through the wrong wall and be blinded by paleness of a hideous fat b*****d type person wearing a speedo
I wish I had super speed
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