SBl33t: Aw come on
SBl33t: You're not ugly
Yichman: Liar.
SBl33t: Honest
Yichman: J00H R LIEK LIAR LAWLZ.
SBl33t: You're a liar
SBl33t: You don't look half bad
Yichman: You lie. You all lie.
Yichman: Every girl I shown my picture to though, Called me hawt. :/
SBl33t: You have angry eyebrows o.o
Yichman:
surprised Yichman: Let me see if I have Angry Eyebrows.
Yichman: While I'm at it, Read this stupid comment.
Yichman: "Rap is s**t. Sorry, that's not my opinion - that's fact. Why is it s**t? Sorry, but it's because it's made by black people. Slavery took all the black people from Africa and divorced them from their native cultures, so what you basically have now is a mongrel culture that's a mishmash of European cultures. Gospel music? Comes from the hymns English Baptist slavedrivers taught to their slaves. There are other examples. Rap itself is based on a bastardisation of music made by other people - hardly an original form in itself. Fine, you can bop your head to it. I can bop my head to the sound of a jackhammer, that doesn't mean it has melody, holmes.
And I could go on...but other people have put it better than me. All you people defending rap need to listen to some good music, like Coldplay, Insane Clown Posse, Slipknot or Puddle of Mudd. Put down the bong, sober up and go get a job."
SBl33t: I agree
SBl33t: Nah
Yichman: Insane Clown Posse and Slipknot do rap. @_@;;
SBl33t: Mainstream rap is annoying, but other raps are good
SBl33t: I know
Yichman: Most mainstream music just sucks nowadays.
SBl33t: Never heard Slipknot, but I know ICP does
Yichman: I barely hear anything good now.
SBl33t: Acoustic songs are the sex
Yichman: :3
SBl33t: Most good songs are downloadable legally off the internet
SBl33t: Or made by underground bands
Yichman: Agreed.
Yichman: Gorillaz, I really like right now though.
SBl33t: I have some kind of obession with Military Anthems and Orchestras
SBl33t: Last years Talent Show sucked
SBl33t: At our school
Yichman: What happened?
SBl33t: Most of it had that song Yeah by Usher
Yichman: Wth.
Yichman: Yeah is the worst Usher song ever.
SBl33t: With boring dance moves
Yichman: Yeah = Worst. Usher. Song. EVER.
Yichman: D:
SBl33t: The person who played the drums for the talent show sucked
Yichman: XD
Yichman: And wtf is with the hating against 12 year olds and Younger?
SBl33t: Stereotypes
SBl33t: If you've been to a typical 12 year old's Xanga
mad Yichman:
mad I mean, come on. I'm smarter than at least 1/4 of Gaians. [Probably more.]
SBl33t: Heh yeah
SBl33t: I hate people that talk about how huge their balls are.
SBl33t: Whats up with big balls?
SBl33t: It'd be embarrassing to walk around with a flesh colored bean bag in between your legs
Yichman: Yea.
SBl33t: Sure, you got a portable chair, but still
SBl33t: Nasteh
Yichman: And What's up with, 'I HAVE A BIGGER p***s THAN YOU!'
SBl33t: 6 inches is good enough :X
Yichman: Sure, get a 234781234 Footer, You won't fit a v****a. -____-
SBl33t: s**t, you can't even SEE a v****a
Yichman: ROFL, Yeah.
SBl33t: So you have completely no idea where your p***s is headed to
Yichman: "-Having sex-
Person: Let's stick this up now..
Girl: OH GOD THAT'S MY EYE"
SBl33t: How can you talk to your sex partner if she's all 234781234 feet away?
Yichman: True.
SBl33t: Cellphones I guess o.o
Yichman:
surprised SBl33t: Plus, you can never ever ejaculate
Yichman: That would be hell.
Yichman: D:
SBl33t: I can't see the tip of my penoir :O
Yichman: My p***s still needs to grow.
surprised SBl33t: Same
Yichman: Also, What's with the VS Threads all around?
Yichman: x______x
SBl33t: Its supposed to be 3 and a half inches when you're 13
SBl33t: When its erect
Yichman: Woah, Mine's bigger than that with erect.
SBl33t: I'm-not-average o.o
Yichman: Mine's like, 4.1 inches with erect and I'm 12.
Yichman: o.o;;
SBl33t: 5 inches erect
SBl33t: http://www.average-p***s-size-chart.com/average-p***s-length.html
SBl33t: I can't believe I even bothered to measure :O
Yichman: XD
Yichman: Most people say Asians have small wangs, For some reason. :/
SBl33t: Probably because Asians don't masturabte all the time?
Yichman: Except me.
biggrin Yichman: Twice a day, For me.
SBl33t: And me
Yichman: 2-3 times a day.
SBl33t: Once in bed, once on on my leather chair
SBl33t: Each day
SBl33t: Once you start, you can't stop >.<
SBl33t: Its like smoking
Yichman: Yeah. It is.
gonk SBl33t: I kept thinking I had a small wang until I ecountered the site
Yichman: You too?
SBl33t: Turns out that its bigger than average D:
Yichman: Same.
Yichman: I feel relieved. xD
SBl33t: Yep
SBl33t: Dude, we were ranting about people who keep talking about their huge penises
SBl33t: Now we're talking about how huge our wangs are D:
Yichman: Once in Bed, Once when I'm on the computer, or Twice on Comp, or, Once in bed, Twice in comp. [/masturbation-ness]
Yichman: Haha.
Yichman: WE ARE TEH LARGER.
SBl33t: We should take over the world one day
Yichman: Yeah.
SBl33t: When we combine our wangs together, we get super powers
Yichman: That, or we star in porn movies and have sex.
SBl33t: Threesome?
SBl33t: Hopefully, not gay sex D:
SBl33t: I probably can't handle anals
Yichman: I'm straight, I know that.
Yichman: Unless I somehow change.
SBl33t: Kedian slowly turned me into a bi
SBl33t: I just look at men and say they're good looking
SBl33t: Thats all D:
SBl33t: I swear
Yichman: XD
SBl33t: What if we post this convo in the guild?
Yichman: That'd be...
Yichman: Weird.
SBl33t: I'd do it for the ******** of it
SBl33t: With your um whats that word?
SBl33t: Permission of course
Yichman: Go for it, I'll get more noticed around then.
Yichman:
ninja SBl33t: You sure?
SBl33t: D:
Yichman: Meh, D-..Doesn't matter to me.
SBl33t: You're going to regret it dude
wink Yichman: Tell me why, First.
SBl33t: Dunno
SBl33t: People who think they have huge dicks will start laughing at us
SBl33t: ?
Yichman: Would any Paladin do that to us?
SBl33t: Nah
SBl33t: Is this your final answer?
Yichman: Sure.
SBl33t: Okie
Yichman: Probably only BGBW, Ember, Tea, and Ked would see it anyways.