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 Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:14 pm
Virg wondered what the Spaz was up to, then he wondered what spazzes ate. If they ate candy, would it be called 'Spez?'
Probably.
It would probably be called 'Spez.'
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:18 pm
Wallace had become even happier as of late, which he hadn't thought was possible. Wallace had always been cheerful and optimistic, but lately, he was just...exuberant. He knew why it was, Hartley, but he hadn't expected anyone to be so ...thrilled to be alive. He must really like him. Even if he was kind of a naggling turd.
Teddy himself was meandering about campus, and he caught sight of Billy, zooming about without a care in the world. He seemed, downright clueless. He headed in his direction and became instantly butthurt when Billy zoomed right on past without a hello. "Oh hey, I think I am in the mood to make out with someone, who should it be?" Billy should have heard that one.
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:34 pm
And a prompt U-turn with a smile was the end result of *THAT* little comment.
"Well hel-LO there cowboy!"
A little wag of the finger and Billy's magic alters Teddy's clothes into a cowboy outfit, complete with skin-tight blue jeans. Billy laughed and then scratched behind his head, and alternately looked back up into the sky for ... something.
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:39 pm
"What the hell is this?" Teddy looked down at his outfit. "Brokeback Mountain? Billy....come on." Teddy promptly adjusted himself. "This is too snug."
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:42 pm
"Spoil sport!"
And another magical switcheroo puts Teddy back into his normal clothes.
"And I like snug jeans on my man! So what...uh...what..."
"eeeeeee"
He looked up again...and again.
"...what're you up to?"
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:46 pm
Teddy took his hand and placed it on top of Billy's head, pushing down a little so that he had to look back at him. "Babe, what are you looking at?"
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:49 pm
"Uhhh."
"eeeeeeeeee"
Billy looked sheepish and bit his lower lip.
"Um, a shop project in one of my magic classes kinda got away ... and before you say anything I'm sure she'll come down soon enough ... and I swear it wasn't my fault!"
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:54 pm
"Why don't you just fly up there and ...get her?" Teddy felt a little wibbly in his stomach. He couldn't get over it when an attractive boy bit his lower lip. It just got him, deep down, and he felt himself biting down on his own lip just watching him.
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:59 pm
*John Corben and Len Snart watched Clark Kent eat lunch from across the cafeteria. He sat with that nosy brat, Lois Lane. Lane was currently telling Kent(AGAIN) how he should be running the paper. Kent watched her with amused eyes.*
I don't get it, Johnny. That b*****d's shrugs off almost every attack we tried on him last year when you tried to get him booted off the football team and replaced with me.
That was last year. Thanks to Mr. Luthor, I'm a new man.
So...you're just going to give him a beat down?
No. I want to do something more epic to him.
*They watched a blond girl bounce up to Kent and hug him.*
What do we have here?
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:00 pm
"Well...."
Billy shrugged.
"I could...but it's Lisa Snart. You know, Hartley's Hag?"
He smiled a little devilishly.
"I was coming out of class with a flying broom I was working on for extra credit. She skated past and snatched it off of me. I tried getting it back but then she hopped onto it and pretended to fly and well... woosh!"
"eeeeeee"
**snort!**
Billy covered his mouth and nose, chuckling.
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:04 pm
"I feel instantly less bad."
Teddy took Billy's hand and wandered away from the sound of the screeching from up above. "I wonder if she knows about Wallace and Hartley yet. I don't think anyone really does. He's been...quiet about it." Teddy smirked and shrugged. "You hungry Jack?"
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:06 pm
"Oh Hi! You must be Lois! Clark's told me a bit about you." Linda said with a smile, shaking her hand then winking at Clark. "I'm Linda Lang. You must know my cousin Lana."
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:12 pm
"Sir Galant it would be a pleasure!"
Billy took a sweeping bow and smacked Teddy across the backside, then stood back up.
"Feel like getting some takeout? Maybe head back to your room and..."
He leaned in REALLLLLY close and smiled...
"...I can help you study for your exams."
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:17 pm
"Yeah. I don't want to fail those. I need you to crack my back too. All the stress just messes me up." Teddy took Billy's hand and pulled out his cell phone. "Where do you want to order from babe?"
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:20 pm
Holy crap.
Hartley flipped through the History of Heroics Study guide and felt his head spin. This thing may as well have been written in ancient Greek. Was that size 6 type? Single-spaced?
Hartley strolled across campus with the intention of going to the science building to borrow a magnifying glass.
There was NO chance of him passing this class.
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