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 Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 8:31 pm
Me: SHHHH!!! Shut up Stray who cares?! Just listen to the mans soothing voice!! *nuzzle nuzzle*
Pam giggled and moved up behind him to hug and kiss his cheek. She glowered at Huntress and Q. "There are so many reasons as to why I wouldn't pick you two, I don't know where to begin. OH MY GOD!"
Me: What? O.o
A heavenly orchestra sounded in the background. "Alfred."
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 8:34 pm
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 8:38 pm
Nightmare crossed his arms "Alfred babysits enough people."
Question patted Haur's head "he's perfectly fine living in a blissful lie, too afraid to ask the Question."
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 8:44 pm
"Alfred, is such an adorable man. Love him. Wish he was my age." She looked around for the phone. "He's perfect. If he can put up with Bruce Wayne's brats and that adorable Robin then you're a cake walk. Besides, he's babysat your before."
Me: I bet I have a few Question you wouldn't want to answer. *grins*
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 8:49 pm
.... She's got a point... about putting up with the Waynes.
Nightmare grumbled "traitor."
Question adjusted his fedora "yes I have orange socks."
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 9:04 pm
Me: *smirks* That's definitely interesting, but I was thinking more along the lines of...
~ Isabella from Dark Age 2 walks in ~
"She wants to have sex, with me and you." She placed her hands on her hips looking the man up and down. "I can definitely see why..."
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 9:07 pm
*hangs from rafters*
How the hell did I get here?
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 9:11 pm
Huntress drew her crossbow and fired a warning bolt at Isabella's feet "I don't think so, slutten."
Question arched an eyebrow.
Nightmare looked at Isabella then to Ivy "ok you twisted my arm, she can babysit me."
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 9:28 pm
She put her hands on her hips, looking directly at Huntress. "Are you talking to me you toothpick? I think the man can speak for himself."
Me: Huntress has a dominance problem. She validates herself as a hero, person, and woman by acting bad-a**. I find it best to feed her ego and just back down. There's no bonus in humiliating her.
She nodded. "Alright, but the next time, I'll turn her face down a** up and give her a new definition to the word." She looked at Nightmare and winked.
Pamela shook her head chuckling. "How much to make sure you don't sleep with the boy?"
"Me and you would have to have a go."
Pamela wave her off. "Use a condom."
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 9:34 pm
Ivy, please pay the poor women for her services, she is going to be putting up with Nightmare...
Question nodded "I appreciate the offer but I'm a one woman man."
Huntress holstered her crossbow "good answer" she glared at Isabella.
Nightmare wagged his tail.
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 9:38 pm
"I'll respect your answer for now," She smirked, slinking before him. "But once I see something I want, I go for it, and who knows where your overcompensating toothpick my end up, in due time?" She winked at him and then walked to Nightmare rubbing his bald head. "Yes, Ivy pay me for my services, slaving after a dragon-boy is tiring work."
She glowered. "My woman-parts aren't currency."
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 9:41 pm
That's debatable. Cash bills are paper you know.
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 9:44 pm
Leo walked into the chat wearing a casual suit "Ms. Isly, are you ready?" He looked around seeing Ivy, Isabella and Nightmare "sorry did I interupt something?" Nightmare nuzzles against Isabella's leg, purring like a kitten.
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 9:45 pm
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 9:54 pm
Pamela scurried into her bedroom. "No! The babysitter tried to rape me, sit down and make yourself comfortable!" She locked her bed room door. What in the hell was she going to wear? She thought about Leo's suit and went through the closet.
She chuckled at Nightmare. "Oh, I like you. Is your p***s scaled too?" She asked bluntly.
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