A story.....of PICTURES!
The Fall Of A SmoothieOnce upon a time there was a
BIG CUP OF ORANGE SMOOTHIE. He was 24oz. But then the girl who made him, and did so because she was thirsty, decided to drink him. Now, not to say that all thirsty girls make smoothies to quench said thirst, but that it is an acceptable and non-destructive way of life to make and drink a large smoothie as a treat for oneself.
A FEW MINUTES INTO DRINKING and he was happy. Such a sexy girl was drinking him! His life was getting a feeling of fulfilledness. He happily kept being a smoothie so that she could happily keep drinking him. This is a prime example of symbisis, and Mr. Smoothie knew this. He felt happy and fulfilled in his little life that he was supporting the economy of this young woman's body.
A FEW MORE MINUTES, AND HE BEGAN FEELING WEAK. She was going through him quite fast. He was happy, but lost a bit of his composure. He was going south fast, and was sort of melting. Which is a fine and healthy way for a smoothie to be after a few minutes in a hot room. Said temperature of the room contributed to the young woman being thirsty in the first place.
HE WAS STANDING ON HIS LAST LEGS. THAT IS, IF SMOOTHIES HAD LEGS. The edges of his sight began to go blurry. The room spun and steadily grew darker. He was beginning to regret being happy about being drunk. Some people saying being drunk isn't that bad, but has anyone ever asked the opinion of a glass of a water, or (such as in this case) a large smoothie? Mr. Smoothie doubted so, and as he sat contemplating these matters,
LIFE AS HE KNEW IT CEASED TO BE. The last thing he heard was a great slurping sound as the green and blue straws sucked up the last dredges of his self. With a mutual contented sigh, however, the girl and smoothie alike sat back and relaxed, after having just dealt with an enjoyable situation of drinking and being drunk.
The Moral of Our Fair StoryThere is no moral. But there are very fun Before and After belly pics =)
BeforeAfter 
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