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 Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:49 pm
oogie_boogie888 ((these aren't mine, I'm just not aware of who made them ^^ )) What's the difference between a drunk and a pothead? A drunk drives through a stop sign. A pothead waits for it to turn green. "Our school (Mesa Ridge) used to be called 'Mama Ridge' because of the pregnacy rate. We don't call it that anymore because the pregnacy rate dropped. Why? We're getting all the lesbians." -Someone at my school, and what's sad is it's true...
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 6:42 pm
we're tight... like unto a dish-- some boys in seminary
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 7:57 am
Look how far your dreaming's gone.
-Josh Groban, Home to Stay (though I'm mad at him since I found out he smokes crying )
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:56 pm
N: Rest. It is the best way to heal.
J: Yes, mother.
N: You are lucky I am not your mother.
J: Why, you'd kill me?
N: No. I would put you up for adoption.
-Nightmare1 and I Jest in role play. xp
Note: Might not be entirely accurate, seeing it came from one of our who knows how many role plays...like, at least a hundred...what's even sadder is I read it a few hours ago, just now went through the ones I read, and STILL turn up empty. xp
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:13 am
I don't wash with soap.. People should love you for you'r original odor.
eek My sister... I found it rather shocking... see for some reason we started talking about the smell of body soap... wink xp
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:47 am
Yeah, I was being blonde this day and tried to come back with a good come-back... made me sound stupider..
''I may be blonde but I'm not stupid!''
-Sligh smile on my face
''Ha! See... you can fix blonde and stupid in the same sentence!''
-Everybody starts giggling and then it's when I realized what I said.. and to this day... they still haven't let me forget about it... stupid blondes trying to look all smart and all xd
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:37 pm
"Polgara?" Ce'Nedra faltered. "ThePolgara? I thought you said sha was your sister."
"I lied," Silk confessed. "It's a vice I have."
Prince Kheldar(Aka Silk and other numerous names), and Princess Ce'Nedra
Queen of Sorcery by David Eddings
I love Silk! xd
Belgarath: 'What now?'
Necessity: 'Pick up one foot and put it in front of the other. I'll let you decide which foot. Don't try to pick them both up at the same tome though.'
Belgarath: 'Very funny.'
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 6:39 pm
One of the other quotes reminded me of my freshman year, where me and some others(mostly upper classmen) would role play.
In one of the games the GM got mad at one of the other players and made a giant hand labled 'GM' come out of the air and flick him back several yards. it happened several times and in the game we would just run back and get him then continue on xd . it was SO funny! xp
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 6:47 pm
Jedi Master 1 Yes it is sorry about the mistake.... sweatdrop " oh shiny!!!1" -my friend Which one? sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:41 pm
"You are strange(wierd, silly, coose one, theyalmost all have been said."
(My sister, and somtimes my mom)
"I know, but didn't we have this disscussion earier?" (My reply)
another family silly quote
"You are all silly!" (My mom to me and my sisters)
"Then you are the mother of all sillyness!" (My rebuttle)
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:07 pm
oogie_boogie888 Yeah, I was being blonde this day and tried to come back with a good come-back... made me sound stupider.. ''I may be blonde but I'm not stupid!'' -Sligh smile on my face ''Ha! See... you can fix blonde and stupid in the same sentence!'' -Everybody starts giggling and then it's when I realized what I said.. and to this day... they still haven't let me forget about it... stupid blondes trying to look all smart and all xd I cannot see you signature...what did Harls do?
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:30 pm
" You're fat, ugly and your mamma dresses you funny!"
~~my mom gonk
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 1:49 am
here are some good old douglas adams quotes (i didnt look though all 52 pages of this so i dont know if anyone used any of these)
"He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it."
"A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools"
'All it takes to fly is to hurl yourself at the ground... and miss"
"Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point A to point B very fast while other people dash from point B to point A very fast. People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are often given to wonder what's so great about point A that so many people from point B are so keen to get there and what's so great about point B that so many people from point A are so keen to get there. They often wish that people would just once and for all work out where the heck they wanted to be."
"One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious, as It's a nice day, or You're very tall, or Oh dear you seem to have fallen down a thirty-foot well, are you all right? At first Ford had formed a theory to account for this strange behavior. If human beings don't keep exercising their lips, he thought, their mouths probably seize up. After a few months' consideration and observation he abandoned this theory in favor of a new one. If they don't keep on exercising their lips, he thought, their brains start working."
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 1:56 am
Very deep. You should send that into Reader's Digest, they've got a page for people like you-DA
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't-DA
The difference between us and a computer is that, the computer is blindingly stupid, but it is capable of being stupid many, many million times a second. -DA
" I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be-DA
"when life gives you lemons....
squirt them in peoples eyes..."- moi and friend.
"When the the world turns it's back on you..knock some sence into it!!"-moi
(I have hundreds upon thousands of quotes but these are just some I happened to turn to!)
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:59 am
I havn't seen the original of the lemons quote(I've only read 35 pages and the last page) so I think I'll post it.
When life gives you lemons.....Make lemonaide!
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