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 Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:02 pm
granted you are now dead
i wish i could finish at my summatives with a snap of my fingers getting an A+ on all of them
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:05 pm
granted but you ended up getting someone elses paper.
I wish this thread would stop.
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:08 pm
Granted. It stops for about a minute after you post to it. Then it becomes the thread that doesn't end... Yes, it goes on and on my friend. Some people started posting to it not knowing what it was, and they'll just keep on posting to it forever just because...
I wish we lived in a world where we felt no need to wish for anything.
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:13 pm
granted. everyone is strapped into bunks and fed intravenous morphine until they die.
and they don't care.
i wish my apartment would clean itself.
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 4:45 pm
granted but the apartment is now alive and makes you become its personal maid for all eternity
i wish for cloths that would clean themself
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:35 pm
Hoshi_Mibu granted but the apartment is now alive and makes you become its personal maid for all eternity i wish for cloths that would clean themself Granted. Your cloths clean themselves using a highly acidic compound that eats away at your flesh. I wish I had a tap dancing pet monkey named beelzebub
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:57 pm
You now have the tap dancing pet monkey. Seconds later it became other's tap dancing pet monkey - and it never again became yours.
I wish everything was free.
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:13 pm
DeVars You now have the tap dancing pet monkey. Seconds later it became other's tap dancing pet monkey - and it never again became yours. I wish everything was free. Granted. Unforturnately for you, you are robbed of all your worldly posessions and your house is burned down. The criminal is caught, but set free because of your wish. I wish I would marry the perfect woman.
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:36 pm
Granted. But she dies while having sex with you.
I wish school was over.
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:44 pm
[ Rocker-ness ] Granted. But she dies while having sex with you.
I wish school was over. Granted, but all the teachers suddenly go on rampage and kill all students, including you, in brutal satanic ways and ritual type thingies.
Slow... Painful... Ow.
[I wish for fruit scented hand lotion. :3]
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:12 pm
Granted, but it is made with acid that melts your hands
I wish for a new can of soda.
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:41 pm
Granted... A new can of soda rolls - but not for you.
I wish I could drive.
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Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:14 am
Granted, but, alas, your new driving skills only apply to 18 wheeler trucks, any other vehicle sends you into panic attack.
I wish I could read minds.
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Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:11 am
Unfortunately, now you can hear that your friends don't really like you as much as you think they do. I wish I could take this ice pack off my face. xp
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Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 9:21 am
MistressofHeaven Unfortunately, now you can hear that your friends don't really like you as much as you think they do. I wish I could take this ice pack off my face. xp Granted, but on removing the ice pack, you notice that your skin has stuck to it, resulting in you accidentally tearing the skin off your face mrgreen I wish that i wasn't hungry...
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