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 Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:21 pm
You get an army...... of toy cars.
I insert a piece of cake.
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:23 pm
Out Pops the Band, Cake.
Throws in some confetti, one teaspoon of vanilla extract and Richard Simmons.
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:28 pm
You get a bunch of old women and men all dressed in school girl outfits doing high kicks in the name of weightloss, while Richard Simmons pops party favors screaming "Yeah, that's right!"
*shivers at the horror*
I insert 3 zippo lighters, an air horn, an old stuffed giraffe, and a sharpie...
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:30 pm
Out pops a fire breathing, chainsaw juggling, tutu wearing, music making real giraffe on stilts
I throw in three darts and a Justin Timberlake
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:37 pm
You get a bunch of angry Britney Spears fans holding signs that say "kill Justin" and what have you...
I insert 30 old convention badges...
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:38 pm
Out Pops!
The most awesome convention you have ever been too to make up for the crappy ones you have been too in the past! Its like an upgrade! Minus the crazy fan girls ruining everything for everyone.
Throws in a white picket fence and some blades of grass.
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:44 pm
You get a crazy skinny blond wishing for the "white picket fence kinda life"...and a huge man eating plant from outerspace...
I insert a transexual, transvestite, from Transylvania...
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:45 pm
HELLS YAH! For our viewing pleasure, Mr. Tim Curry and the whole Rocky Horror cast!!! YAY!!
Throws in some wheat thins and a bag of awesome.
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 2:33 pm
Receives a puppy who smells of wheat.
Inserts; Cigarettes
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 4:18 pm
"I find your lack of faith disturbing..."
You get a face full of magic purple powder containing cancer.
I insert a quarter.
-Darth Vader: The Original Trilogy
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Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:21 am
You get an Apple and Calculus flavored pie.
I put in a half-broken pair of earphones.
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Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:51 am
▂▂ ▃▃ ▅▅ ▆▆ ████ ▆▆ ▅▅ ▃▃ ▂▂ It's time to stop the killing
I said it's time to stop the stealing
It's time to stop disrespecting our women. 
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You get my vacuum cleaner.
I insert a ponytail holder.
╚═════════════════════════════════════╝It's time for us to come home and raise our children
It's time for us, to really mold our communities
It's time for us, not to get hooked up in religion. ▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄
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Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:28 am
You get a pony's butt.
I put in a live chicken and my first born son.
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Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 6:28 pm
You get a hen for a wife.
I put in a photo album.
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 3:52 am
♥ You receive pictures of my bum! rofl
I insert some berry bounty lip balm and some naughty looking straps of leather and lace! ♥
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