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 Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:27 am
I pick up the jar, and I eat of the peaches inside. They tasted pretty sweet. Until I smell inside the jar.... smelled like cyanide..... what a cyanide sweet tooth suicide, right?
I drop Ken from Street Fighter
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:27 pm
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:03 pm
The manure spreader smells really bad and I end up puking my guts out. Literally.
I drop Garth Brooks [A very famous Country Singer for all you noobs who don't know.]
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:03 pm
(Garth brooks is one of my most favorite country singers)I scream and get his autograph Than tearing off some of his shirt I run off to show my friends but while going there I suddenly get shot down by his over protective body guard...I drop the signed autograph
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 7:20 am
I pick up the autograph and I sell it on ebay for millions of dollars. Some very angry bidders come kill me because they didn't win.
I drop The Final Riot! by Paramore DVD/CD set.
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:16 am
I grab the CD and go to my house. I put the CD in and when the CD suddenly flies out it hit and goes straight into my neck. I die almost immediately. I drop my favorite stuffed animal...
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 5:21 pm
I pick up the animal and cuddle it. My stalker gets mad because I'm not cuddling her and she kills me.
I drop my kitten Indie (black kitten with white circular patch on neck/chest)
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:06 pm
I see Indie, run and pick the kitten up. It doesn't like me and scratches most of my skin off. While bleeding to death, I drop my oracle deck.
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:26 pm
I pick up the oracle deck and throw it away since I don't know what it is. Unfortunately it comes to life and kills me with a thousand paper cuts.
I drop a box of bubble gum.
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:43 pm
Seeing the bubble gum, I pick it up and stuff as much gum into my mouth as possible. My mouth being crammed, I continue stuffing gum in my face until I choke to death.
I then drop marching gloves.
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:53 pm
I pick up the marching gloves. In my haste to put them on, I don't see the label warning of their hauntedness. The ghosts inside possess me and devour my organs. (Ewwwwww.)
I drop my favorite coffee mug filled with my favorite flavor of coffee.
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:07 pm
I pick up the coffee and take a sip.
Unfortunately the coffee is laced with rat poisoning.
I die.
I drop Jacob's trigger trombone.
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:03 am
The trombone gets stuck over my head and I suffocate.
I drop Weird Al Yankovic.
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 10:25 am
I make him sing The Gay Barbie Song over and over and he kills me. I drop Joanna Levesque 
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 12:58 pm
I pick up Joanna Levesque and ask here if she wants to do somthing later she goes crazy and beats me to death with her purse and I drop a pencil
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