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 Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:08 pm
Granted. The penny appears 200 miles above you and drops straight onto your head. It doesn't kill you, Myth Busters proved it won't, but it does give you a wicked headache.
I wish I had an anti headache.
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Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:14 pm
Granted you are in a coma, your head does so little work, it is immune to any form of headache.
I wish for an atom, no more, no less, to be put on my hand.
((I saw that episode!))
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Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:21 pm
granted but the Atom is actually Atom Ant!~ and enjoys beating up people like you. . .
I wish that all the white trash rednecks in my school died by sudden heart attacks...
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Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:38 pm
Granted. It turns out that Kira (From Death Note. Look it up!) Also hates rednecks, and soon he is not just killing criminals and rednecks but other people as well! The world turns to chaos as everyone fears death from Kira. They create nukes, and destroy the world to kill Kira!
I wish I had a Death Note. A book that lets me kill who ever I read the name of in it how ever I want.
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Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:01 pm
Granted: You get the notebook, and your name is written down in it. You will die in ten seconds, because you will somehow be hit by a plane. Wow tough break.
(I wish for the Fantastic 4 to be real)
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Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:23 pm
Granted, but unfortunately it's the Zombie Fantastic Four from Ultimate Fantastic Four, and they eat you and everyone else on earth.
I wish for the end of every bad Television show.
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Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:35 pm
Granted: But now they're mad and break into your home. While you are trapped in your bedroom, you are forced to watch each one of them, for the rest of eternity.
(I wish for Venom Myotismon to destroy the world for me, and when he is done, he disintegrates and I absorb all of his power and become an evil god of chaos and despair.)
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 2:30 pm
Granted. Sadly you are on the world and so you died. Your second part of the wish can't be fulfilled, because there is no after life.
I wish I was god of the goldfish!
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 3:24 pm
Granted: The god of sharks gets mad that there is some new competition and eats you.
(I wish for a talking wolf that obeys my every command)
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 4:43 pm
Granted. The wolf obeys your every command. Though the price for it to listen is a piece of your body.
I wish I grew hands on my hands.
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Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:18 am
Granted, but now you're a freak and no one loves you.
I wish I never misspelled anything ever.
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Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:15 pm
Granted. You will never misspell the word "anything" for the rest of your life.
I wish I had a game that was a rip off of a fake video game.
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Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:16 pm
Granted, but it's so badly made that it explodes.
(I wish for a pikachu)
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Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 5:39 pm
Granted but he fries you like chiken with thunderbolt then goes and buys beer and hookers with your life savings.
I wish to be turtley enough for the turtle club.
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:28 am
Granted. You're TOO turtley enough for the turtle club so they reject you
(XD Master of disguise)
I wish that endinglight had more yummy stew
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