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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:30 pm
granted, now its sunny 24/7 365 days a year! i wish i could get a lyf.
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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:20 pm
denied, you stay in your room all day watching reruns of tv shows from the late 50s... I wish I could get a new girlfreind...
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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:22 pm
granted ... but she is one of those super obsessive, super controlling, she - freaks. ... .. and then she killed your dog to get back at you for breaking up with her crazy butt.
I wish for a dancing llama that could grant me three un "corrupted" wishes. rolleyes
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:38 am
Granted. But I forgot what you wished for so I just gave you a sick pony.
I wish ... I wish... I had my flute gonk
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 7:32 am
granted, but it turns out someone was using it and they had mono...
i wish i had a baby grand piano, and the knowlage of how to play it
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:58 am
granted.. but you got into a strange cooking accident that caused you to lose your hands... so now you have a piano and know how to play it, but you just can't.....
I wish i could play the piano with my toes!!1
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:06 am
Granted but you only know how to because you lost your arms in an accident involving a potato peeler.
I wish I could actually sing in tune.
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:47 am
Granted, but it comes with full-blown Tourette's Syndrome with coprolalia, so every time you sing you start inserting swear words and vulgar phrases into the song at random.
I wish I could juggle.
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:07 pm
Granted. But now your eating cheerios.
I wish I wasn't so sleepy.
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:10 pm
granted but you STAY AWAKE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
i wish we could go to the store and buy my bread
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:13 pm
Ugh. But I'm so tired. So wish denied.
I wish I still had my cereal! mad
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:34 pm
denied co's you don't want to go to the store
i wish you sister weren't lazy
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:18 pm
denied. you get polio.
I wish I had a pickle...
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 4:05 pm
granted but its 2 sour 4 ur taste buds. i wish i could go 2 hk.
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:32 pm
granted but once you get there you are accused of being a terrorist... and locked away with other terrorist for 5 years before they realize you are innocent.
I wish i were a all knowing, singing and dancing Llama!!! 1
rofl
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