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 Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 4:03 pm
That actually IS Dwarf Fortress.
My problem was that I'd always tunnel into some underground demon river and get infested with snake men.
Or the time when I simultaneously broke into magma and water rivers, resulting in half of my fortress being boiled alive. Like dwarf lobsters.
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 4:06 pm
Designated Hero That actually IS Dwarf Fortress. My problem was that I'd always tunnel into some underground demon river and get infested with snake men. Or the time when I simultaneously broke into magma and water rivers, resulting in half of my fortress being boiled alive. Like dwarf lobsters. Yeah I saw no lava, snakemen, demons, or all this complicated s**t. I just saw green, and occasionally grey. No dorfs, and certainly no beards. I cried a little.
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 4:11 pm
Not everyone is dorf enough.
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 4:11 pm
The little circles of various colors that resemble little smiley faces with teeny beards if you peer at them hard enough are dorfs.
The capital E's are several tons of angry, hungry death coming for them.
...you need to be able to read Matrix, in multiple colors, to get the rest.
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 4:26 pm
Elven caravan showed up. Robbed them. They had a caged bear.
I leashed it to the fort entrance, next to the war dog.
Guard bear.
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 4:58 pm
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:00 pm
Still midway through the season, so no update to the year two post, but Josh already held the elven caravan at axe-edge and sent them running off without their goods. We now have a pet cougar and more wood crafts than we know what to do with.
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:08 pm
Fish drowned because the river here has some seriously ******** up monster in it.
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:18 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:24 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:40 pm
Slifer Ozura I don't get it, when I tried to upload Dorf fortress it was strange symbols everywhere, I couldn't work anything out. Half the game is figuring out what stands for what. Not all of us have fancy graphics-intensive versions like Fen and his ******** BEDS. I don't get beds. I get a ******** THETA.
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:41 pm
I'm not even using all the graphics available. This is like the medium setting.
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:45 pm
I didn't realize there were settings.
Yet... I feel almost obligated to not use them.
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:54 pm
Not with the regular DF. There's graphic mods.
I use them because it's a square grid and everything is even. So my eyes don't bleed from looking at it for too long.
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:57 pm
Oh, well ******** that then.
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