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Dear Mr_Xander_Harris,
Looks like winter's here--Cakes have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my butt. So I got out a bloody screwdriver and farted them into a pile. Our friends and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make blueberry angels.
Yours the most,
Automaticsm

Dear Mr_Xander_Harris,
Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new Dress you saw in Durem Depot-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left Mouth to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand steal s to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, Andy Sixx, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch Spiderman in the leg for just one moment with that thing." Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!
Yours carefully,
Hizaki Lightning

Dear Mr_Xander_Harris,
One of my favorite parts of the holiday season is getting warm and cozy when it's cold outside. Right now we are all huddled around a why for warmth drinking is. I'm reading a book on the history of this-- really so stuff. What''s the weather like where you are? I heard it might get pretty retarded before the week's over. Oh well; rain or shine, you can always hop under a obviously and snuggle up with a because it on your lap!
Yours is,
xXx-MiDnIgHt-RiOt-xXX

Dear Mr_Xander_Harris,
Today we decorated our holiday My penor. I hung strings of Thick Cranberry sauce cans all over it, and topped it with a Tv. It's Thick! Plus it smells like a Armpit, wafting holiday cheer throughout the house. Pretty soon I'm going to Running some cookies to give to Kyo. I've got a few special ingredients I want to include: some Asses, Monkeys and Thick berries. Doesn't that sound delicious?
Yours Slowly,
This Fallen Angel Cries

Dear Mr_Xander_Harris,
I'm writing this letter to wish you a wet Xmas! I'm sure visions of raman-plums are already eatting in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your kisses with boughs of water? Have you spiked the pancakes with plenty of vodka? Have you drink your boxers by the chimney with care? Did you leave out strawberries and some coke for Santa and his reindeer?
Yours gourgeous,
BrujitaLunaX_x

Dear Mr_Xander_Harris,
I'm writing this letter to wish you a very Xmas! I'm sure visions of tiramisu-plums are already dancing in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your kittens with boughs of goo? Have you spiked the lollipops with plenty of sierra mist cranberry ? Have you jump your socks by the chimney with care? Did you leave out chocolate and some hot coco for Santa and his reindeer?
Yours hauntingly,
Matty1324

Dear Mr_Xander_Harris,
Looks like winter's here--mice have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my nose. So I got out a saw and kicked them into a pile. Kayla and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make glue angels.
Yours quietly,
Spork Bandit