|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:31 pm
I just got 17 migrants. Who wants to be sheriff of the fortress? In case you're wondering what the job entails...
"The position of sheriff opens once the population of your fortress reaches 20. The sheriff will subdue and imprison lawbreaking dwarves. Without a jail, the sheriff will have no choice but to issue summary justice in the form of a beating."
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:32 pm
Hey guys, I just got a copy of Ork Fortre-- *Cough.*
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Eloquent Conversationalist
|
Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:33 pm
I'll be the man of justice and order in your fortress.
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:35 pm
Oh man. Ork Fortress would be an awesome game.
First room would be designated as the beating area.
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:35 pm
I figure you make Cog a sheriff, but don't make jails, so that he just goes around beating Dwarves that get out of line
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:41 pm
"Typically, an execution is a sentence of 50 to 100 hammerstrikes. If the condemned dwarf somehow survives, no further punishment is carried out and the dwarf can rejoin society to the extent that they are able.
This is never known to have occurred."
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Eloquent Conversationalist
|
Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:43 pm
They'd have to be a Dorf among Dorfs.
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:51 pm
Okay, I've read the instructions. Now... uh. I suppose I dorf.
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:58 pm
For great dorftice.
Mine every zig.
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:10 pm
Craftcraft the Buttery Age of Crafting doesn't have nearly enough crafting in it.
Also, I keep placing my dwarfs on islands out in the middle of nowhere that are almost guaranteed to kill them due to the massive amount of saltwater and inability to dig. Now I just have to figure out how to actually play.
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:21 pm
Now I have 45 dorfs.
I set the population to stop at 25. Godamn immigrants.
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:34 pm
Morning!
By the way, where's PG? Haven't seen her here in a while.
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:35 pm
I am unsure what profession to give a dorf that's a hunter.
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:36 pm
Professional Wrestler, obviously.
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:37 pm
Marksdwarf. He probably came with a crossbow to hunt, so it's not much of a change. Or add butchery/tanning/leatherworking and let him kill wild animals and turn them into pants.
I had two hunter migrants last season. Now there is four pages of dead animals under the unit listing.
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|
|