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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:28 pm
So ye landlubbers. Be ye NINJA or be ye PIRATE?
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:30 pm
Landlubbers? We're space pirates, dear.
Now Tenz...what do I have to do to get you to consent to one scan for ninjaness?
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:32 pm
Well, there is land in space, ye skurvy dog.
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:32 pm
::starts sorting through his briefcase for the scan release form::
I need to see two forms of ID and you have to sign a form agreeing that you will not rebroadcast the scan except in the instances that have been outlined in sections 254.7 and 367.9.
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:33 pm
Why would Tenzil be a ninja? He has a clean cut hairstyle. 3nodding
*Looks to Clarice.* Erm... I'm a Doctor... Or a medic if you prefer......
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:34 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:36 pm
Yes, yes....signsignsign. Man, I thought you trusted me by now.
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:37 pm
I've had bad experiences with space pirates in the past. I think I'm going to have to have you sign the 'Promisary Note Indicating a Lack of Worship of Demons, Evil Demigods Or Prospective Universe Conquerors" as well.
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:38 pm
What's that got to do with a scan for ninjaness!?
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:39 pm
Umm... well, I would rather just be a medic.... sweatdrop
Hey Tenzil... Can you get a form for me to stay myself without become a prisoner? gonk
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:42 pm
Hey Chris, I think Jane's a secret Ninja or a ninja ninja, if you will
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:46 pm
Hey, I've had enough experience with space pirates to know that they usually worship some manner of space Satan or Darkseid or Pepcid Knows What, Client Lad. If you've fallen in with a bad sort of crowd then I want to have legal recourse when whatever demonic being you're now in the clutches of decides to invade!
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:46 pm
No way....my homemade eye scanner would tell me she was.
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:47 pm
Listen Tenz...I dunno what space pirates you have met but space pirates from my universe are heroic! Ever heard of the Starjammers? They fight tyrants, villains, and ninjas across cosmos!
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:50 pm
No, I have not heard about heroic bands of thieves who steal perfectly legal cargo and then resell it on the black market. Isn't that a conflict of interest?
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