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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 7:24 pm

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Cloud: "Aeris?Wheres that dress? I want to where it again."

i swear if he ever said that i'd laugh then cry. blaugh

Barret: "Marlene! You're goin' to the orphanage!"

eek

Sephiroth:"Cloud. marry me?"

Cloud:"Oh yes my sweet Sephirith."

Everyone else: eek eek eek eek

Aeris + Tifa: :twitch: "CLOUD! Thats NOT funny!"

They all kill him.

He wakes up in his bed.

Cloud: " eek I really need to stop eating tic tacs before bed" Falls back asleep.

Yes This was a weak attempt so sue me. (please dont)

xd blaugh

Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 7:27 pm

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Cloud: hey why r we the ones that all of a sudden have to save the planet, i say just let meteor hit us. Im not goin into the large,dark crater after Sephiroth.....let the turks get him.

Barret: because it says so right here.
Cloud: what where?
Barret: here!
*pulls out Final Fantasy 7 script*
Cloud: WTF? HOW? WHA? WHEN?
Barret: i'm a producer! my job is to make sure you stay on the dam story line. . . vincents my back up. . .why else do you think we get guns?
Cloud: Vincent is this true?
Vincent: Actually i only join because i wanted to bang tifa. . . .that and i wanted to shoot something.

vincent: ...and it has good dental

...just an addon...hope you dont mind sweatdrop

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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 7:28 pm

Scenario:Tifa and LCoud are married and are getting ready to go to bed.

Cloud:........drinkings is a lots of fun! blaugh
Tifa:You idiot,you only had some Nyquil!Not alcohol! stressed
Cloud:..........you're s***tin' me! eek

Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 8:54 pm

Here's a few...

Cid: SHERA YOU b***h MAKE ME SOME DAMN TEA NOW DAMNIT!

Shera:... stare

Cid:...

Shera: Cid...

Cid: *frustrated* What?!

Shera: You need prozac.

Cid: ??? eek

Shera pulls out a swat team and they grab Cid, tie him up and then tie him to a chair.

Cid: Wait Shera! I'll be nice I promise! crying

Shera: *holding a container of prozac* Sorry Cid, but it's for your own good. twisted twisted twisted

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Cid's in his house, Cloud walks in.

Cid: *singing* I want to get away...I want to flyyyyy away...yeah...yeah...yeah

Cloud: Uh...Cid?

Cid: *throws off goggles quickly and slams them to the ground* GET THE HELL OUT DAMNIT! I WASN'T SINGING! stressed

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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 8:58 pm

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Here's a few...

Cid: SHERA YOU b***h MAKE ME SOME DAMN TEA NOW DAMNIT!

Shera:... stare

Cid:...

Shera: Cid...

Cid: *frustrated* What?!

Shera: You need prozac.

Cid: ??? eek

Shera pulls out a swat team and they grab Cid, tie him up and then tie him to a chair.

Cid: Wait Shera! I'll be nice I promise! crying

Shera: *holding a container of prozac* Sorry Cid, but it's for your own good. twisted twisted twisted

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Cid's in his house, Cloud walks in.

Cid: *singing* I want to get away...I want to flyyyyy away...yeah...yeah...yeah

Cloud: Uh...Cid?

Cid: *throws off goggles quickly and slams them to the ground* GET THE HELL OUT DAMNIT! I WASN'T SINGING! stressed

Cloud: Whatever *walks out and presses rewind no his tape recorder then presses play again*
Cid: *singing* I want to get away...I want to flyyyyy away...yeah...yeah...yeah

Cloud: Oh Yah *Headbangs with his Air Guitar*

Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 9:00 pm

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Here's a few...

Cid: SHERA YOU b***h MAKE ME SOME DAMN TEA NOW DAMNIT!

Shera:... stare

Cid:...

Shera: Cid...

Cid: *frustrated* What?!

Shera: You need prozac.

Cid: ??? eek

Shera pulls out a swat team and they grab Cid, tie him up and then tie him to a chair.

Cid: Wait Shera! I'll be nice I promise! crying

Shera: *holding a container of prozac* Sorry Cid, but it's for your own good. twisted twisted twisted

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Cid's in his house, Cloud walks in.

Cid: *singing* I want to get away...I want to flyyyyy away...yeah...yeah...yeah

Cloud: Uh...Cid?

Cid: *throws off goggles quickly and slams them to the ground* GET THE HELL OUT DAMNIT! I WASN'T SINGING! stressed

Cloud: Whatever *walks out and presses rewind no his tape recorder then presses play again*
Cid: *singing* I want to get away...I want to flyyyyy away...yeah...yeah...yeah

Cloud: Oh Yah *Headbangs with his Air Guitar*

LOL awesome.

Soon in the future, Cloud and Cid start their dual rock group...Barret on drums and Vincent on bass. xd

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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 9:10 pm

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Here's a few...

Cid: SHERA YOU b***h MAKE ME SOME DAMN TEA NOW DAMNIT!

Shera:... stare

Cid:...

Shera: Cid...

Cid: *frustrated* What?!

Shera: You need prozac.

Cid: ??? eek

Shera pulls out a swat team and they grab Cid, tie him up and then tie him to a chair.

Cid: Wait Shera! I'll be nice I promise! crying

Shera: *holding a container of prozac* Sorry Cid, but it's for your own good. twisted twisted twisted

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Cid's in his house, Cloud walks in.

Cid: *singing* I want to get away...I want to flyyyyy away...yeah...yeah...yeah

Cloud: Uh...Cid?

Cid: *throws off goggles quickly and slams them to the ground* GET THE HELL OUT DAMNIT! I WASN'T SINGING! stressed

Cloud: Whatever *walks out and presses rewind no his tape recorder then presses play again*
Cid: *singing* I want to get away...I want to flyyyyy away...yeah...yeah...yeah

Cloud: Oh Yah *Headbangs with his Air Guitar*

LOL awesome.

Soon in the future, Cloud and Cid start their dual rock group...Barret on drums and Vincent on bass. xd

Cloud still on the Air Guitar, and Cid on the Electric. xd

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:08 am

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Here's a few...

Cid: SHERA YOU b***h MAKE ME SOME DAMN TEA NOW DAMNIT!

Shera:... stare

Cid:...

Shera: Cid...

Cid: *frustrated* What?!

Shera: You need prozac.

Cid: ??? eek

Shera pulls out a swat team and they grab Cid, tie him up and then tie him to a chair.

Cid: Wait Shera! I'll be nice I promise! crying

Shera: *holding a container of prozac* Sorry Cid, but it's for your own good. twisted twisted twisted

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Cid's in his house, Cloud walks in.

Cid: *singing* I want to get away...I want to flyyyyy away...yeah...yeah...yeah

Cloud: Uh...Cid?

Cid: *throws off goggles quickly and slams them to the ground* GET THE HELL OUT DAMNIT! I WASN'T SINGING! stressed

Cloud: Whatever *walks out and presses rewind no his tape recorder then presses play again*
Cid: *singing* I want to get away...I want to flyyyyy away...yeah...yeah...yeah

Cloud: Oh Yah *Headbangs with his Air Guitar*

LOL awesome.

Soon in the future, Cloud and Cid start their dual rock group...Barret on drums and Vincent on bass. xd

Cloud still on the Air Guitar, and Cid on the Electric. xd

LMAO! i CAN TOTTLAY SEE THAT!

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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:58 am

Sephiroth: (to Aeris) I suppose the stabbing is uncomfortable?
Aeris: (dying) No... s**t... Sherlock...
Sephiroth: Not "Sherlock". Sephiroth. Se-phi-roth. It's not hard.
Aeris: Frickin'... a*****e... get your sword out of me so we can continue in the damn game!

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 7:38 am

one thing that vincent would not say: Does this cape make me look fat?

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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 8:15 am

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one thing that vincent would not say: Does this cape make me look fat?

thats to good...*keels over laughing...holding it in...aaaaanyway!*sweatdrop**

my turn ^_^

*Vincint gets two hand guns and shoot in a fury*

Cloud surprised uch...

Tifa:*nothing...but blood...*

Aeris:*is dead anyway...*

Barret:*checks script...*

Vincint:*continues shooting...*

Enemies:*look at each other...*

Barret:*taps vincints shoulder thrice*

Vincint:*stops shooting and looks at barret*

Barret:*shoves script in vincints face and walks off dangling his head...*

Vincint surprised h...realy? guess we'll be needing more replacments...

Barret:...thats what? third time this week?

Cid:*walks into the room*

Vincint + barret:*look at cid*

Cid: wow, I missed one helova party!

Vincint:*nods at barret and then thrusts his head slightly towards Cid*

Barret:*levels his arm at Cid*

Cid:what? Your not realy going to shoot me are you?

Vincint: can't afford any witnessess...

Barret:*shoots cid a few times*

Cid:*nothing other then a thunk*

Vincint:*gathers the bodies of Cloud and tifa*

Barret:*gathers Cid and Aeris's bodies*

Vincint+Barret:*arive at Cosmo canyon(I think?) and throw the bodies over*

(One week later smile
*police come in and investigate*

Cops:suicide...

EDIT:HOLY CAP!!! long...

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 9:34 am

Barret: Hey Cloud! are you gay? I mean 'cmon, what man in their right mind would wear a purple suit?

Cloud: Why can't we just use a pheonix down on aeris?

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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 9:49 am

Flashback scene:: Sephiroth in the reactor after tossing Zack out of the jenova room::

Sephiroth: Whatchoo say bout my mamma!?

::After being stabbed by Cloud::

Sephiroth: I may have a gaping hole in my chest but that won't stop me from chopping my mother's head off and trying to limp away with it!!

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 10:47 am

here is another try at comedy!

scenario: tifa and cloud are in the mako...the memoery part!

tifa: so these are your memories?

cloud: ---*walks over to a seemingly hidden shadowed area*

tifa: where are you going?

cloud: *he turns around and points towards the shadow*

tifa: ok i guess ill go cause i just want to help you.
*she sarts to walk over* Cloud whats in there?

cloud: *starts to do the air hump*

tifa: You little pervert! *slaps cloud*

cloud: cant a man fantasize sheesh!

alright that was crp...but it tickles me!

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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:57 pm

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Golac

one thing that vincent would not say: Does this cape make me look fat?

thats to good...*keels over laughing...holding it in...aaaaanyway!*sweatdrop**

my turn ^_^

*Vincint gets two hand guns and shoot in a fury*

Cloud surprised uch...

Tifa:*nothing...but blood...*

Aeris:*is dead anyway...*

Barret:*checks script...*

Vincint:*continues shooting...*

Enemies:*look at each other...*

Barret:*taps vincints shoulder thrice*

Vincint:*stops shooting and looks at barret*

Barret:*shoves script in vincints face and walks off dangling his head...*

Vincint surprised h...realy? guess we'll be needing more replacments...

Barret:...thats what? third time this week?

Cid:*walks into the room*

Vincint + barret:*look at cid*

Cid: wow, I missed one helova party!

Vincint:*nods at barret and then thrusts his head slightly towards Cid*

Barret:*levels his arm at Cid*

Cid:what? Your not realy going to shoot me are you?

Vincint: can't afford any witnessess...

Barret:*shoots cid a few times*

Cid:*nothing other then a thunk*

Vincint:*gathers the bodies of Cloud and tifa*

Barret:*gathers Cid and Aeris's bodies*

Vincint+Barret:*arive at Cosmo canyon(I think?) and throw the bodies over*

(One week later smile
*police come in and investigate*

Cops:suicide...

EDIT:HOLY CAP!!! long...

THAT'S HORRIBLE!!!

...

But hilarious!!!

Funny thing...because I wrote a fanfic about Cid and Barret...YAOI! xd

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