JoVo
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I don't know how my mom stands him.
*meekly* He sounds like the good guy in that situation.
sad Dad: "You know, this reminds me of how you are straying from the point."
[referring to the apprentice episode where they're making commercials for Dove's new body wash. About Kristen being a sucky manager and not getting the point of the commercial she was supposed to be making]
Me: "I Don't see how that is."
Dad: "You don't know that studying with me for ten minutes-"
Me: "I know exactly what it's for."
Dad: "No you don't. You don't know that it's for your own g-"
Me: "I know it's to improve my grades."
Dad: "No you don't. You don't know what you're doing when you're refusing-"
Me: " I KNOW what the greater good is!"
Dad: "No, you don't. You-"
Me: (throws hands up). "Fine. You win."
Dad: "Thank you."
Me: "I don't know what I'm doing."
Dad: "Thank you."
Me: "I'm ignorant."
Dad: "Thank you. Thank You."
... I'm going to make it a point to post any stupid conversations with my dad as soon as they happen, now, just to prove to you guys how much of an a** he really is.