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 Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:11 pm
Cause you wined too much after birth so the doctor slapped you repeadedly.
Why do I hear voices in my head? O_o
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Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 11:22 pm
Because you feel the need to hear voices in your head.
Why are you so hard to look at?
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Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 10:20 am
Because I am wearing a sombrero ;o
Why do people get greasy when they don't shower?
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Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 11:45 am
Because they are licked repetedly by llamas
Why is it funny to watch guys pole dance?
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Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 1:12 pm
Because they always insist on pole dancing in a tutu.
Which way to Narnia?
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Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 1:25 pm
Though the looking glass.
You gay?
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Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 2:41 pm
I'm quite content. It's been a nice day.
Did Hitler make a good friend?
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Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 4:24 pm
He was very loyal, although Stalin was personally my best friend.
Do you put gravy on your mashed potatoes?
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Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 4:44 pm
Doesn,t everyone do that?
What color is george washington's white horse?
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Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 4:46 pm
Purple.
Who is Santa Claus?
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Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 4:51 pm
The Keyblade Master
What color is my underwear?
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Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 5:52 pm
You prefer to go commando. wink
What would you do if a greasy fat kid on a tricycle stole your lunch?
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Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 5:58 pm
I'd shove a lollipop down his throat.
What is the shape of a square?
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Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 8:27 pm
Triangular!
Are all women named Gertrude old?
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Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 1:46 am
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