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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 6:50 pm
Hartmetz: Chris! You guys are sounding good today!
Chris: That's because it's harder to smell you out here, H!
Hartmetz: ...what? Harder to spell me?
Chris: Well, that too...
Hartmetz: THOSE LINES ARE SO BAD THE BLIND PEOPLE IN THE STANDS CAN SEE THEM!
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 7:26 pm
my bt was on the speaker.
so he was talking about sectionals tuesday night.
and said "when you have sex [speaker = cracked hear] it changes your style."
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 10:07 pm
My band director dropped the f-bomb accidently in front of a freshman girl. That was pretty funny, especially when I saw both of their reactions (both of mute shock).
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 10:21 pm
Our practice during Symphonic Band on thrusday (I think) we weren't do so good and Mr. E caught himself and said "That was shi-lemon"
I'm pretty sure you can figure out what he was really going to say.
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Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 6:54 pm
heart when they were turning on the long ranger at the game buley says: "yeah, turn me on!" my section cracked up. domokun
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:22 pm
Hi, I'm new and I have a pretty good story.
During my freshmen year, my director (Mr. C) took us to districts. Well, we were walking onto the stage and Mr. C stepped on a sqeaky floorboard and was like "Don't step there..." So, we laughed for a second and play our first song. You know that really long wait you have to endure while the judges are judging? Well, Mr. C got bored, so he went to the sqeaky floor board and rocked back and forth on it until it was time to play our second song. We did and then it was time to wait again. We did, but Mr. C got bored again and walked up to his podium and leaned forward and was like "Hey guys," he whispered "do you know the difference between brocolli(sp?) and boogers?" We were all a bit confused. He smiled and said "Kids don't eat brocolli!" It was the funniest thing ever, and the hardest part was we weren't allowed to laugh until after our third song!
That is my story!
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 5:47 pm
"If you can't count to 16, count to one 16 times!!!"
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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:11 pm
Hartmetz: Low Brass, could you hurry this up? I don't have a lot of time left on this planet and I don't want to waste it all waiting for you to fix your intervals.
Mrs. Ashworth: *rofl*
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 2:13 pm
"Think of this song as a circus march. On crack."
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Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:28 pm
I'm new to this guild so heres my story
Mr. M(while on the drums): How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
Class: *Silence*
Mr. M: 12, one to change the bulb and eleven to brag about how they can do it better. *rim shot*
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Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:32 pm
Marching back to the BandRoom from the field.
BD: Percussion, what was that cadence? Was that even a cadence?
Joel (Perc.): Uhh... It's a cadence we--
BD: WRONG!! THAT'S BORING! I DEMAND YOU TO NEVER PLAY THAT AGAIN!
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Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 6:06 am
Mangus: Hartmetz said this, and I quote: "Those baritones should only be used for boat anchors." He's a total boat junkie, so he would know.
It was really random.....and sort of a Hartmetz quote. XD
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 12:25 pm
I drew most of the funny moments. So just go to my site to find it.
When we just got our homecoming song:
BD: A Whiter Shade of Pale is a beautiful song, so mess it up and you'll see why.
Us: What's it about?
BD: Drug Abuse.
BD: Hey, don't make fun of by band, they were traumatized! You see, their Momma had to tie a bone around their necks when they were young so the dog would play with them!
Whenever a random guy walks in:
BD: Did you ever meet my younger brother?
Us: Which one? From Numbers 358 or under?
BD: The one that isn't bald.
BD: If you can believe this, yes, I know it's hard to believe, but this song was written before I was born.
Us: woooah..
BD: Yes, I know.. Did I ever tell you about my pet dinosaur?
To the colorguard:
BD: You lazy heifers! No wonder you can't get a date!
BD: Welcome to band. You're either here because you have no life, or you're too ugly to get accepted into anyother organization.
BD: If you want to sit around and do nothing join crosscountry or the football team!
BD: If you mess up the National Anthemn, I'm afraid I might have to move to Canada.
Us: What's wrong with Canada?
BD: Them saying "eh" after every bloody word... eh.
BD: Twiddle Dee, Twiddle Dum, and the Sister strikes again.
BD: Erin, go see if we have that song.
-silence-
BD: ERIN! GO SEE IF WE HAVE THE GODDARN SONG!
Erin: I AM!
BD: WAH? No, not you the other Erin
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Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 6:05 pm
[former]BD: "Look, don't laugh! This is a very small band and we've very fortunate to have two---... to have two trombones... Tohave2peoplewhoplaytrombone." >_>
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[the OTHER former]BD: "I can't stand this anymore! I came here because you all needed a band director but all you do is make me want to quit!! If you would just shut up and stop contradicting me, we go could get something done!!"
Freshman Trombone: [/raises hand]
BD: "WHAT, Jamal?!"
Freshman Trombone: "What's `contradicting'?"
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[the first]BD: "Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?" "Fo` drizzle."
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