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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 1:05 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 1:06 pm
On October 1st 2007, the IWC broke open the bottles of lulz and poured epic win over their cocks as Cena, wrestling Mr. Kennedy tore a v****a muscle whilst executing a devastating, lethal maneuver known as the basic hiptoss.
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 1:07 pm
That's really inappropriate.
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 1:08 pm
Six Moves Of Doom
Cena is well known for using the same poorly executed moves to defeat any wrestler, no matter how technical or more experienced they are/were/will be/have been/aren't. Due to his lack of ability in wrestling (and in life for that matter), he only has 6 moves to perform on an opponent, they are:
The Closed-Fist - His most commonly used move, as since he lacks real wrestling ability, he must punch and brawl his way through matches.
a**-Ramming - Cena attempts to fly through the air, but lacking wings just knocks his opponent over like an idiot.
c**k Breaker - A suplex that allows Cena to fondle his opponents legs and nuts while giving the impression he's actually hurting them.
Five Knuckle Shuffle - A mockery of a move that is another closed fist disguised as an actual move because he bounces off the ropes and hits his opponent on the mat, mostly after Cena has raped them. Is named after Cena's love life.
The F-U - A very bad attempt at a Death Valley Driver, but looks stupid enough to be his finisher. Named after the reply he gets after asking people for sex.
The STF-U - Cena's favorite sex position, disguised as submission hold. Cena basically mounts his grounded opponent from behind while they are on their belly, and humps them until they give up.
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 1:10 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 1:13 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 1:15 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 3:08 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 3:09 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 3:31 pm
The vice captain and captain of every guild has just started demoting crew their reason stated:
I did it for the lulz.
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 3:33 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 3:39 pm
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 3:41 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 3:43 pm
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