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 Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 3:54 am
Aww -pets Ren- you get sleep ^-^
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 3:58 am
*nuzzles side of fates leg*
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:35 am
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 7:19 am
Marushii I AM! xd Chef bobbed his head in agreement. "Yep! Why bother with that food when you get... ugh, gourmet?" He didn't like cooking good food for the campers. Half the experience of camp depended on bad cafeteria food! "Lousy unappreciative little campers." "Yep! Even moreso when the campers run off after the dog, heh heh heh. Hm, maybe we should do the key-challenge again... You know, hide the keys and make the campers find it? Except make one of them really shiny for magpies to steal. Or something." Oddly enough, Chef didn't protest to the little host's use of him. It allowed Chef to put his muscles into action, to let them do something else than mop floors and scrub pots'n'pans. Granted, as soon as his arms tired, Chris might find himself back in his lounge chair... But for now, at least his host and paycheck wouldn't go missing on him. >V GOOD. Little. Chris' ears flattened back a bit at that statement. Then again he wasn't lousy or a camper, and he definitely appreciated the food Chef made for him. Soon enough the ears were perked back up on the host's head. "Magpies...or interns?" He could see the wild pack of interns running off with the keys too. "...Then again either works, even those interns have more survival skills than some of our campers." Chris tapped at his chin, thinking this over. "Definitely up for the key-challenge again. Awesome prizes mixed in with like...bees or something. Can you imagine the look on their face when they open a box and end up with BEES?" The host laughed, clearly enjoying the mental image.
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 3:50 pm
*fears even more* :C
Chef tilted his head worried that he said something wrong to elicit such a negative response back from Chris. Were his grumblings that bad? But it passed, and Chef resisted the urge to pat his host on the head. "Hmm... having interns worked into the challenge wouldn't be that bad, either. Especially the feral ones, heh heh." They should've done this last season. At least Chris wasn't as paranoid about his secrets as he was since the show debuted.
"Bees? Hahaha! That would be worth watching!" Nevermind that it would be he who had to go out and get them. He was pretty sure he had a beekeeper outfit somewhere that still worked. "What about a box inside a box inside a box?"
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:06 pm
You couldn't blame the guy for being paranoid about secrets! Making the campers really believe they -had- to suffer had been half the fun...had they known an awesome hotel was just around the corner it wouldn't have been as...dramatic...as it was. "The feral interns could really work as 'motivation' for the campers, just like Mazal Tov..."
"Box in a box in a box..." An ear flicked as he thought it over. "And like..a buncha boxes later it only contains a penny or something?"
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:19 pm
"Even more so if we told them that every camper they caught could be traded in for a can of beans," Chef replied with a slow grin, "Likewise for the campers: every wild intern they catch, they get something. Haha, I'd love to see what they'd come up with!"
"Or a 'better luck next time' note, heh heh." Chef replied, "Just gotta make sure we're not nearby when someone gets that box."
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:23 pm
"...Ohohoho man, that trading thing in could be wicked. I can just see the traps they set up for each other now..." Chris' eyes grew distant for a moment as he imagined just all the hilarious stunts the sides would pull on each other just for something small like food.
"Awh...you think they'd try and jump us?"
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:30 pm
"And seeing them push each other into traps... one side trapping their own teammates..." Chef mused. They'd have to be careful about setting up impromptu challenges, then -- he didn't want to wind up in one, and he didn't dare to think what would've happened if Chris wound up in one.
Chef figured he'd have hell to pay if he used Chris' own trailer to trade for Chris back. Or worse.
"Considering how... thrilled some of the previous campers were over their prizes, it can't hurt to be prepared." Like giving cologne to the sewage-diver. At least Geoff was too laid back and tired to do nothing more than complain.
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:35 pm
Oh boy...if Chris ended up in one of those traps it was not likely to end pretty. The campers themselves would probably want to get revenge on him...it would be hard to guess just what they'd ask for in return for his safety. However such a thing never crossed Chris' mind....good thing he had Chef watching out for him.
Ah Geoff....Chris had liked that one's laid back attitude. It was a good match for his own seemingly careless personality. "...Right, might not be a bad idea to avoid the one with the bees, and the box in a box in a---you get the idea."
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:47 pm
If Chris ever got caught in a trap, there was a high chance of Chef getting him back waterlogged and something in his hair. If that happened... Chef would never hear the end of it. Ever. He had yet to hear of a hair product that would solve all of Chris' problems, and if the problem happened to be camper or intern induced... Well, momma said he should've stuck to the family business. Too late now.
"Hm... how would we do that, though? Could probably wear those beekeeper outfits you ordered and never used," Chef began, "Otherwise we'd have to stoop to that Saw-trick more than once. Or get a big plexi-glass box to hang out in."
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:54 pm
Sometimes it was amazing that Chris got up and going in the morning in time to actually do anything camp related. His hair was pretty much a constant project, and the show's budget never really allowed for a decent hair and makeup crew. Ugh, they really needed to fix that.
"Beekeeper outfits would work, don't wanna use the same trick too often...they might catch on."
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 5:02 pm
What it came down to, was that Chris was the brains behind TDI (when he was done fussing with his hair long enough to bother) and Chef was the brawn (when Chris tells him to post-hair fussing and post-planning). At least Chef wasn't required to do both. He'd probably make the campers run around from point to point in a grand race to pick up and perform challenges. But then again, that was pricey... and if he made them hitch-hike, the camera crew would have to go along too... and that'd be a huge waste of time. Not to mention all the editing he'd have to do! No, it was good that Chris was in charge.
"Yeah... but hey, the first time it goes off it'll be awesome!"
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 5:09 pm
At least he did bother...eventually. Even on those rare days his hair was incapable of being perfected. Except...on those days Chris refused to leave his trailer and simply scribbled ideas down on his clipboard...while complaining. Loudly.
Yeah...it was a good thing Chris came up with the insane challenges. The majority of them could be performed near the campgrounds on their near non-existent budget.
"AWESOME indeed!"
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 5:24 pm
Chef hated those days. When Chris refused to leave his trailer, it was often up to Chef to plead and try to coax Chris out. Often the cameramen would take bets on this, usually with money. Sometimes, if he was feeling lucky, Chef would manage to rope some of the losers into washing dishes... And considering which dishes Chef made them wash, it'd raise the stakes.
"So," he began, "seen any ideal campers here yet? Or will we have to go and use the fine print again to rope'em back in?"
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