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 Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 12:11 pm
Ha, now I have a good joke...after its too late...So I'll post it here//.
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen she dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and dad doing?"
The mother replies "Well your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."
"You're wasting your time," said the boy.
"Why is that"? asked his mom, puzzled.
"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 4:45 pm
I am sad to say only one person even attempted to put a joke in on time. But she put in lots and some were pretty choice. Thanks to [x]Living Dead Girl[x] for her joke. She may not have made it by the deadline but it still gave me a laugh.
The winner of the Joke Contest was Yunohana. Good job. Here's the joke that had me in stitches. rofl
A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby woman. She takes one look at him.
"You, sir, are drunk!"
"And you ma'am, are ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober!"
Some other tasty treats:
"I hope I'm not poisonous," said the first snake.
"Why?" asked the second.
"Because I just bit my lip."
Your chest is so flat, the walls are getting jealous.
My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse.
Then she told me to take off her skirt. Then she told me never to wear her clothes again.
lol rofl lol These were just too good. Anyways congrades.
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 4:50 pm
Hey y'all, I was wondering if the riddles I put up were too hard? sweatdrop Please post and say if they are.
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 4:56 pm
Avatar Legendary Guardian Ok, I got a couple good ones for all of y'all this time. So here ya go. Two legs I have, and this will confound: only at rest do they touch the ground! What am I? I have many feathers to help me fly. I have a body and head, but I'm not alive. It is your strength which determines how far I go. You can hold me in your hand, but I'm never thrown. What am I? I thought the second one was too easy but I like it. Anyways, it's been a long time since of done one of these. So please don't post your answers here. PM them to me. You can guess any number of times. First to the correct answer/answers gets the prize. best of luck. For those who wish not to look for them.
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 6:42 pm
Well Yunohana seems to be on a role. She just turned in the answers to the riddle.
The answer to #1 is a wheelbarrow
And to #2 an arrow
Good job Yunohana.
So here's another riddle. I was a little confused when I fist saw it. So I hope this is a tuffy for y'all.
We can destruct
though we are so small
A strike of our heads
a small power awakens
So weak it's hardly useful at all.
when we are fifty five
the power's so strong
that the waker
may not survive
Good luck. pirate
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Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 7:25 am
I know this isn't very Halloween but it's just too cute not to put up. whee 
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Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 9:57 am
My bologna has a first name.
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Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 11:45 pm
[_Alucard_] My bologna has a first name.
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Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 11:48 pm
Wow, we got a winner for the most recent riddle. Good job Shade Macabre.
The answer a match.
I swear i got to find a way to make these harder.
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 8:28 am
Ha, I'm learning. Is my Pride showing?
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 9:20 am
I only get 1/100 riddles right.. So, that's pretty much it for me.. xd
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 12:04 pm
Shade Macabre I only get 1/100 riddles right.. So, that's pretty much it for me.. xd For some reason I was thinking it was a wave xd I'm not fully awake yet. Its only 2pm and all I can smell is nasty shampoo. xp
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 6:45 pm
Kielah stumbles over a few pumpkins in the pumkin patch. "Greetings people of the Patch."
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 6:50 pm
Kie Lah Kielah stumbles over a few pumpkins in the pumkin patch. "Greetings people of the Patch." Welcome friend. Watch your step. wink
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:13 am
"Your riddles arre quite interesting. I didn't get that match question until I knew the answer. Well anyways, what ar the people at the patch up too?"
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