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 Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 2:46 pm
You know when you get pins and needles in your foot?
Yeah, most annoying thing in the world. sweatdrop Trying to walk, my foot just... Gives out.
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Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:08 pm
1. You should always store Skizzors in an airtight container in the fridge.
2. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Skizzors.
3. In her entire life, Skizzors will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey!
4. Skizzors once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest!
5. Skizzors can jump up to sixteen times her own height.
6. If the annual Australian Skizzors crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times.
7. Scientists believe that Skizzors began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
8. Skizzors cannot swim!
9. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Skizzors.
10. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Skizzors.
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Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:18 pm
Tsukasa Elric You know when you get pins and needles in your foot? Yeah, most annoying thing in the world. sweatdrop Trying to walk, my foot just... Gives out. That always sucks.
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Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:33 pm
Zelyhon In regards to Bleach 64 (no spoilers. Don't worry): Is it just me, or does one of the three people who show up (who I assume are going to be bad guys) look a lot like Space Butler from Excel Saga? I can't find a pic of that guy, but he's the tall one with the Abe Lincoln hat and the multi-colored hair. Here's Space Butler for comparison. -SPAAAAAAAAAACE BUTLER!- SB rules. 3nodding
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Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:00 pm
FanFicGuru The AG shall be the 12th juror! [/omfg runaway jury] ...That would be awesome and a hat.
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Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:08 pm
1. Kinetic Dream was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons!
2. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Kinetic Dream has 7.
3. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Kinetic Dream.
4. By tradition, a girl standing under Kinetic Dream cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
5. Kinetic Dream can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
6. Kinetic Dream is the world's smallest mammal!
7. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Kinetic Dream', hated Kinetic Dream and only wrote the book at her publisher's request!
8. Early thermometers were filled with Kinetic Dream instead of mercury.
9. Four-fifths of the surface of Kinetic Dream is covered in water!
10. If you drop Kinetic Dream from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground!
Favorite is bolded. My one true weakness (apperently) is underlined.
I love number three. xd
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Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:26 pm
Zero Omega Who got ahold of my DNA? ninja You've been shot, eaten, and otherwise killed so many times I can't even remember when I first got the DNA for the clones, Zero 33,812.
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Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:58 pm
Zelyhon MegamanPsy Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than MegamanPsy! Not once we finish cloning more of you. Then you'll cost less because Gatorcorp will begin releasing Soylent Green II (TM): Same flavor, same ingredients, same memories. Made from the same people who brought you the original Soylent Green.
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Streamjumper Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:00 pm
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jeska!
1. The fingerprints of Jeska are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
2. When provoked, Jeska will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker.
3. Jeska can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis.
4. Red Jeska at night, shepherd's delight. Red Jeska at morning, shepherd's warning.
5. Jeska is the sacred animal of Thailand.
6. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Jeska, though it may feel uncomfortable.
7. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Jeska!
8. Jeska never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
9. A lump of Jeska the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
10. Jeska can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time!
... 3 and 10 contradict each other gonk
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Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:48 pm
maybe you absorb 25 gallons via osmosis.
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Harbinger of Pandamonium Crew
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Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:55 pm
Behold the little children! I have come to bless the emptyness with my lovely charm.... Okay, that's enough I'm off again... Wait... What's with the long listy things? The facty things? Tell me, I must know!
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Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:01 pm
Have I ever metioned how much I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really hate my brother?
The a*****e should know better then to mess with someone with access to all his files and his ability to get on the internet.
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Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:07 pm
yay! I figured out the facty thing!
For all those curious minds to what I did get:
1. If you drop Lord_bob from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first.
2. Lord_bob kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
3. Lord_bob is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out!
4. Lord_bob can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
5. Lord_bob cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach!
6. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Lord_bob at least three times a week.
7. Without its lining of Lord_bob, your stomach would digest itself!
8. A lump of Lord_bob the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
9. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Lord_bob is blue!
10. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Lord_bob state'.
Umm... How can I not be able to stick my tongue out yet I can clean my ears with it? ... Maybe I'm capable of it, but I just can't get it out of my mouth cause it's so long. Oh well, atleast I keep vampires away.
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Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:52 pm
I am very happy. My topic in the AMC has gone more than 5 pages without reducing into a spam fest!
*ground splits open* ho s**t...[/last sign of the apocalypse]
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Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:59 am
I'm off on my trip... bye all heart See you in a couple days~
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