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1. About 100 people choke to death on TT each year!
2. TT can sleep for three and a half years.
3. Peanuts and TT are beans!
4. TT is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
5. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten TT!
6. TT was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
7. Over half of Americans are officially TT.
8. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by TT!
9. About one tenth of TT is permanently covered in ice!
10. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of TT orbiting the Earth.
failing that...
1. Iain is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp!
2. Iain was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
3. Devoid of his cells and proteins, Iain has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
4. Research indicates that Iain will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
5. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Iain!
6. Iain has a bifurcated p***s.
7. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Iain.
8. A lump of Iain the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!
9. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Iain state'.
10. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Iain had to pay a special Iain tax.
WTF@ #6.
gonk
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