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 Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 11:51 pm
Wantcookie aaahaha this cat thing is hilarious. xd I am now the nefarious Dr.Cat, overly British bringer of dastardly deeds. xd ...So what does an evil cat stroke while it schemes evil schemes?
Oh wait, you're Cookie. Nevermind.
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:00 am
- Boy's mother gets killed in accident. 4 months pass.
- Boy meets girl, girl meets boy.
- Boy and girl help out friend to shoot a crappy movie
- Boy, girl, and friends witness a train crash. The perpetrator is their biology teacher, who miraculously survives the crash and tells them to never speak of this. They discover cubes that look alien, meaning this film has something to do with aliens.
- Days later, the kids speak of it.
- s**t goes missing in the town and people get abducted. Boy's police deputy father has a mystery on his hands, but he gets arrested by military.
- Girl's drunk father kicks girl out, but then follows her. Girl gets abducted by alien.
- Military evacuates town. Boy and friends decided to bust out and find answers and rescue girl.
- Boys discover the blight upon the town is an alien that has been abused by humans.
- Deputy dad and drunk father break out to find kids. There was some animosity between them, but they settle things out.
- Boy and friends discover alien's lair and find out it's using electrical appliances to build a spaceship.
- Boy rescues girl.
- Alien almost eats boy, but boy gives alien sappy crap about how they understand how hurt he is and how not all humans are evil. Alien, despite years upon years of abuse, buys it and let's boy, girl, and friends live.
- Alien completes his spaceship and blasts off and the fathers are reunited with boy and girl. The movie ends with a shot of the spaceship blasting off into the night sky and the credits roll to one of the friend's completed, no-budget zombie movie.
I just spoiled the plot of Super 8 for you guys. You're welcome.
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:02 am
You forgot the part where Snape kills Dumbledore. surprised
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:03 am
Cabron LaSwan You forgot the part where Snape kills Dumbledore. surprised Does that really even still count as a spoiler nowadays?
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:06 am
Carchar-odin Cabron LaSwan You forgot the part where Snape kills Dumbledore. surprised Does that really even still count as a spoiler nowadays? It is the only spoiler that counts.
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:14 am
Cabron LaSwan Carchar-odin Cabron LaSwan You forgot the part where Snape kills Dumbledore. surprised Does that really even still count as a spoiler nowadays? It is the only spoiler that counts. What about "it was his sled?" Or that your player character in Knights of the Old Republic is actually a memory-wiped Darth Revan?
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:17 am
Carchar-odin Cabron LaSwan Carchar-odin Cabron LaSwan You forgot the part where Snape kills Dumbledore. surprised Does that really even still count as a spoiler nowadays? It is the only spoiler that counts. What about "it was his sled?" Or that your player character in Knights of the Old Republic is actually a memory-wiped Darth Revan? NO. :X
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE AND THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS.
AND POSSIBLY AERIS DIES.
mad mad mad
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:22 am
SHINJI NEVER REALLY DIES
LIAM NEESON THOUGHT HIS ASSASSIN COVER WAS HIS REAL LIFE
HE WAS GAY THE ENTIRE TIME
I don't know what the third one spoils, but it has to spoil something.
Read to the part about cube and aliens, and immediately stopped reading. O: I wanna see Super 8. Last movie that was ruined for me was Perfect Getaway, and that s**t would have been good if I already didn't know the twist. It still was, mind you, no surprises though.
Oblivion is still really fun. 8D Level 33 right now, almost 34. Already 100 in Armory, Conjuration and Heavy Armor. Gonna work on Alchemy.
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problematic briefcase Crew
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:22 am
Fine.
I gotta get to sleep anyway. I got work tomorrow and I need to shower early; PG & E is shutting our power off for the entire day tomorrow.
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:31 am
Shiny Gligar SHINJI NEVER REALLY DIES
LIAM NEESON THOUGHT HIS ASSASSIN COVER WAS HIS REAL LIFE
HE WAS GAY THE ENTIRE TIME
I don't know what the third one spoils, but it has to spoil something.
Read to the part about cube and aliens, and immediately stopped reading. O: I wanna see Super 8. Last movie that was ruined for me was Perfect Getaway, and that s**t would have been good if I already didn't know the twist. It still was, mind you, no surprises though.
Oblivion is still really fun. 8D Level 33 right now, almost 34. Already 100 in Armory, Conjuration and Heavy Armor. Gonna work on Alchemy. Alchemy is THE BEST SKILL
>walk into ingredient store
>alchemize all ingredients under 5 gold
>resell potions for immediate profit
>mercantile and alchemy both go up
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:34 am
Shiny Gligar SHINJI NEVER REALLY DIES
LIAM NEESON THOUGHT HIS ASSASSIN COVER WAS HIS REAL LIFE
HE WAS GAY THE ENTIRE TIME
They succeed (wow i was thinking of something in particular, but that... pretty much covers every movie) xd Bruce Willis was a Ghost the whole time. Edward Norton and Brad pit are the same person. It was Eisenheim's plan from the very beginning You are actually a demon too, and demons are only a part of the natural world. Master hand is not the villain. Snake doesn't die. Big boss never died. Zero dies. Zero wasn't dead yet. Zero is the the last patriot. There was nothing actually wrong with ocelot. Johnny was that guy in the very beggining. It was all Drebin's fault. You need the mantis doll. dear god, i just realized i could go on FOREVER with metal gear....
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:36 am
Cabron LaSwan Shiny Gligar
Oblivion is still really fun. 8D Level 33 right now, almost 34. Already 100 in Armory, Conjuration and Heavy Armor. Gonna work on Alchemy. Alchemy is THE BEST SKILL
>walk into ingredient store
>alchemize all ingredients under 5 gold
>resell potions for immediate profit
>mercantile and alchemy both go up
I know right? lolo No idea how I went through my last playthrough without bothering is. I remember complaining about my mercantile too. Which is like, 52 for me.
Made a difference making it one of my major skills though. It's easier to level up now than it was as a minor skill.
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:39 am
Shiny Gligar Cabron LaSwan Shiny Gligar
Oblivion is still really fun. 8D Level 33 right now, almost 34. Already 100 in Armory, Conjuration and Heavy Armor. Gonna work on Alchemy. Alchemy is THE BEST SKILL
>walk into ingredient store
>alchemize all ingredients under 5 gold
>resell potions for immediate profit
>mercantile and alchemy both go up
I know right? lolo No idea how I went through my last playthrough without bothering is. I remember complaining about my mercantile too. Which is like, 52 for me.
Made a difference making it one of my major skills though. It's easier to level up now than it was as a minor skill.What, Mercantile? Yeah, it's a pain in Oblivion. In Morrowind, even at a low Merc level you could buy things cheaper than you could sell them back for and clean every vendor out of their gold. lol
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:42 am
Cabron LaSwan Shiny Gligar Cabron LaSwan Shiny Gligar
Oblivion is still really fun. 8D Level 33 right now, almost 34. Already 100 in Armory, Conjuration and Heavy Armor. Gonna work on Alchemy. Alchemy is THE BEST SKILL
>walk into ingredient store
>alchemize all ingredients under 5 gold
>resell potions for immediate profit
>mercantile and alchemy both go up
I know right? lolo No idea how I went through my last playthrough without bothering is. I remember complaining about my mercantile too. Which is like, 52 for me.
Made a difference making it one of my major skills though. It's easier to level up now than it was as a minor skill.What, Mercantile? Yeah, it's a pain in Oblivion. In Morrowind, even at a low Merc level you could buy things cheaper than you could sell them back for and clean every vendor out of their gold. lol
Restoration is more of a pain in the a** to me. Both are still pains however. It's just, I'd like to be able to heal efficiently. Potions do run out. >:C
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problematic briefcase Crew
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:44 am
Shiny Gligar Cabron LaSwan Shiny Gligar Cabron LaSwan Shiny Gligar
Oblivion is still really fun. 8D Level 33 right now, almost 34. Already 100 in Armory, Conjuration and Heavy Armor. Gonna work on Alchemy. Alchemy is THE BEST SKILL
>walk into ingredient store
>alchemize all ingredients under 5 gold
>resell potions for immediate profit
>mercantile and alchemy both go up
I know right? lolo No idea how I went through my last playthrough without bothering is. I remember complaining about my mercantile too. Which is like, 52 for me.
Made a difference making it one of my major skills though. It's easier to level up now than it was as a minor skill.What, Mercantile? Yeah, it's a pain in Oblivion. In Morrowind, even at a low Merc level you could buy things cheaper than you could sell them back for and clean every vendor out of their gold. lol
Restoration is more of a pain in the a** to me. Both are still pains however. It's just, I'd like to be able to heal efficiently. Potions do run out. >:CHave you dabbled in the Arena at all? You get a full heal after every battle; I usually spam a magic skill down to 0 MP before I touch the table.
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