IT'S DONE! IT'S FINALLY DONE! (it took me until well past midnight, but it's done) I hope it met everyone's requests (I don't remember most of them).
Here we go!
~The Wedding of Erik and Daroga~
--Pre-Wedding setup in the reception Hall--
Alexandra: *cooking scampi in the Kitchen*
Syrena: Why didn't you just hire a catering service?
Alexandra: They ask too many questions!
How many people is this serving? When are you gonna pay us? Put on a purple thing and dance around! Syrena: That's not a question.
Alexandra: Beside the point. The point is, I'm doing this myself.
Syrena: Okay, just don't burn the cheesy bread.
Alexandra: grumblegrumbleshe'deatthefreakinpillsburydougboyifshegotthechancerassafrassingrumble
StormKeeper (Storm): I brought vodka cookies! But call them "homemade", okay?
Syrena: *not listening* Okay. Put them next to the "homemade" Ice cream buffet.
Storm: Crack?
Alexandra: Sugar.
Storm: Ooh.
Cloth Roses (Roses): I come bringing punch! *carries in punch bowl, sets it on the table, and mixes together club soda and sherbet*
Youko-Chan (Youko): Look what I brought! *Fop-Face cookies with a red icing slash* I-rather-dislike-fop-face cookies!
Syrena: Lovely. Set them on the table next to the vodka cookies.
Storm: SSSHHHH! They're "homemade"!
Kitsune Ookami (Kitsune): *pops up from behind the cake stand with a huge box over it* How much "homemade...ness" did you put in this particular batch? *picks up a cookie*
Storm: Four.
Kitsune: Ounces?
Storm: Bottles.
Roses: So, Kitsune, where's the cake?
Kitsune: Here it is! *lifts up box, revealing cake*
The cake: *has black and red icing with sugar-sculpted punjabs, masks, fedoras, and persian hats, and a hand-sculpted Erik/Daroga topper complete with removable mask*
Everyone: *oohs and aahs*
Raven_Demeter_Black (Raven): *comes in bringing flower box* Nice topper.
Roses: *slips behind the oohing and the aahing, takes a bottle of spikage, pours a glass, then drinks the glass and pours the bottle into the punch*
Syrena: *Is doing the same thing*
Bottles: *bump*
Admins: OMG KEEP IT IN THE CHATTERBOX!!!
They both: *look at each other*
Roses: What did you bring?
Syrena: Ceremonial wine. You?
Roses: A bottle of Jack Daniels.
Both: *shrug* Oh, well. *pour the rest of the bottles in*
Phantom of Music (PoM): *comes in dressed in a preachers outfit* Am I late? Ooh! Cookies! *eats a vodka cookie*
Storm: Careful! They're "homemade"!
PoM: So? *eats another*
Youko: So let's see the flowers!
Raven: *takes flowers out of the box*
The Flowers: *are are red roses tied with black ribbons, in an elegant persian vase, in the shape of a mask*
Syrena: Aren't they supposed to be shaped like a--
Raven: punjab? Yeah, but I had to use them to take out the florist when he said they's be a hundred bucks. So I picked these up out of the back room.
*OVER AT THE UNINVITED WEDDING GUEST SUPPORT GROUP PARTY*
Unromantic_Phantom: Where the hell are our flowers?
Erin Sovenya: Look! It says on the news that the florist was punjabbed by a bouquet.
Buquet: I DID NO SUCH THING!
Carlotta: I made-ah vodka cookies!
Bubblesbb03: OMGMINE! *jumps Carlotta*
--Back at the reception hall--
Alexandra: I'm sure it's nothing important. Let's all get ready, shall we?
Onward, my girls! To the Church!
Everyone: *gets in carriages and rides to the church*
--AT THE CHURCH--
The girls: *show up*
Erik: *is there*
Pierre: *Showed up*
The groomsmaids: *are wearing black dresses, masks, capes, and fedoras*
Roses: *is wearing a purple Cheongsam, balck pants, and slippers*
Raven: *is wearing a big dark purple dress with black ruffles in the back*
Peirre: OMGYOULOOKSOCUUUUUUUTE!!!! *jumps on Storm*
Roses: *to Erik* OH MY GOD, HE'S STRAIGHT!
Pierre: YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T ERIK?
eek Sotrm: GET OFF ME, YOU FREAKING FOP! *throws him across the room*
Christine: *shoves Erik into dressing room* I EXPECT YOU TO BE DRESSED WHEN YOU GET OUT OF THERE!
Pierre: *flying through the air* EEEEWWWW!!! COOTIES!
gonk Daroga: *opens door* Am I late?
Peirre: *flies out of the door and into the remains of the
exploded restarrunt across the street* OW! MY PREENING HEAD!
Raven: Just in time, actually. Let's begin.
Syrena: Hang on a second. *takes Raven and Roses and puts them next to Storm*
Roses and Raven:
question Alexandra: You're Daroga's other two groomsmaids. This way it evens itself out.
Youko: What about Kitsune?
Kitsune: I'm with them both.
Erik: *comes out of dressing room wearing a very Christine-esque dressing gown* I DID NOT PICK THIS OUT.
Christine: *to Raven* I did!
Raven: I believe that.
Youko: Don't be sad! You can get as plastered ws you want when we get to the reception hall!
4laugh Erik: Alright, let's get this over with.
PoM: *ahem* Dearly beloved...
Syrena: It's not a funeral!
Erik and Daroga: Speak for yourself.
PoM: Alright, people who had the sense to actually PM their requests! We're here because Alexandra shoved Erik in a dress and Syrena asked me to preach. I'm not getting romantic, because that would make this look like a really pathetic excuse for yaoi! Do you, Erik, take the guy in the persian robes, to have, and to hold, and because you know Alexandra will punjab you if you don't, and
all that jazz?Erik: I don't wanna have his kids!
Syrena: Too late.
Alexandra: Wait, so does that make us sisters?
Kitsune: More like Alter Egos.
Youko: Tell me again how this is possible?
Christine: It's not.
Daroga: As much as I hate saying this, I think we should do this for the kids.
Erik: Afraid of being Punjabbed?
Daroga: Oh, yes.
PoM: So do you or what?
Erik: What the hell. At least I won't have to live with the immortal Foperinas.
Daroga: Sure.
PoM: I now pronounce you married. Don't you dare kiss the groom, because that would be even more pathetic yaoi. I now present to you Erik and Daroga!
Alexandra: OMGTHEMARCH! I forgot to get an organist!
Syrena: You're Erik's kid! IMPROVISE! PLAY, MY IDIOT SISTER! *throws her up onto the organ bench*
Alexandra: uuhhhh.....*thows up hands*
Incredibly 80's Music: *plays*
Everyone: *gets in carriages and rides to the reception hall*
--AT THE RECEPTION HALL--
Everyone: *mingles, eats food, gets drunk*
Wedding singer dude (WSD): Adn now, the...
crap, there's no bride! uhh...the maids of honor will dance with their dad...s.
People: *dance*
WSD: And since making the grooms dance would be pathetic yaoi, the
crap, there's no organist!Girls: YES, THERE IS! *throw Alexandra up onstage*
WSD: The organist will play...
what's their song?Alexandra: I HATE YOUR VOICE! *beats up WSD and throws him out the window*
WSD: NOOO!!! I didn't even get a vodka cookie!
Roses: WAIT! Who's the wedding singer?
Youko: Phantom of Music can do it!
PoM: *eats a cookie* What?
Youko: SING, MY PHANTOM OF MUSIC! *throws her onstage*
Erik: HEY! That's almost my line!
PoM: *dressed as musical PoNR Christine* Umm...okay.
In sleep he sang to me...Christine: *drinks another glass of punch* Woah, she's good.
PoM: *puts on mask* *in Michael Crawford voice*
Sing once again with me...Youko: EEEEEEEEEEE! HER MICHAEL CRAWFORD VOICE!
Erik: *jawdrop*
eek Raven: *closes his mouth*
PoM: *finfshes song* Okay, I need more ice cream. OPEN-MIC KARAOKE!
Everyone: *runs to the mic*
Erik: *sighs* I swear, next thing you know, someone will tell me I have a love child with CHRISTINE, or something!
PoM: *still wearing mask* Hey, want some ice cream?
Erik: *head hits table*
PoM: Must have had too many vodka cookies.
Christine: *stumbles over* I swear, I can't
-hic-believe I two
-hic-timed these
-hic-idiots just to
-hic-have them
-hic-go and
-hic-knock each other
-hic-up, and I
-hic-have no idea how that's
-hic-possible, but you know
-hic-what? I-hic-don't give a *finishes off another glass of punch* What was
-hic-I saying?
PoM: you don't give a...
Christine: Oh
-hic-yeah. You know
-hic-what?
PoM: What?
Christine: *giggles*
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