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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 3:44 pm
Turtles Paradise Guy: Wait, you sir you missed a poster.
Cloud: But I got all six of them.
TPG: Yeah, well you missed the secret seventh one.
Cloud: Damn it! Now I have to find that one.
TPG: It's ok, I'll tell you where the last one is.
Cloud: Really, thanks.
TPG: It's in my a**. Come on over to my place and I'll let you see it.
Cloud: *Stabs himself*
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 3:46 pm
Veji-kun Cloud (watching the Matrix) - What the hell? who cast SLOW on the film? 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:24 pm
Christie Williams Cid: I am so sorry for not understanding your needs my dear Shera. Allow me to make the tea. Shera: *faints from shock* LOL
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:26 pm
Cid's in his bedroom on the bed, lying there thinking.
Shera's in the shower, showering (well what else would you do in a shower?)
She comes out with a towel and looks for clothes. Right as Cid sits up, Shera's towl drops.
Cid: eek redface sweatdrop
Shera: redface redface redface
Cid: Uh...wow...never realized...how sexy you were...
Shera: eek eek eek
They stare.
Shera: Um...heh...thanks.
Cid stands up and goes closer.
Shera leaps onto him and they play hanky panky. blaugh xd
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:37 pm
gigashadow Cloud: ok aeris and tifa, i've called you both here because i know you both love me so i've devised the perfect way to figure out who gets me! Aeris: and whats that? Cloud: toss a coin Tifa: you don't have to do that! Cloud: why not? Aeris +Tifa: because we love each other not you, dipshit! okay okay, heres an alternate: Cloud: ok aeris and tifa, i've called you both here because i know you both love me so i've devised the perfect way to figure out who gets me! Aeris: and whats that? Cloud: toss a coin Tifa: .....okay, and the winner gets you, and the loser just gets to ignore you??? Cloud: no, the loser has to get killed by sephiroth..... *flip coin, aries loses* Aries: aaaw crap... Tifa: its okay, i didnt get it much better wink
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:41 pm
Taylor_Highwind Cid's in his bedroom on the bed, lying there thinking.
Shera's in the shower, showering (well what else would you do in a shower?)
She comes out with a towel and looks for clothes. Right as Cid sits up, Shera's towl drops.
Cid: eek redface sweatdrop
Shera: redface redface redface
Cid: Uh...wow...never realized...how sexy you were...
Shera: eek eek eek
They stare.
Shera: Um...heh...thanks.
Cid stands up and goes closer.
Shera leaps onto him and they play hanky panky. blaugh xd eek But yes that's funny. 3nodding xd
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:14 pm
Ciddy-Cid Taylor_Highwind Cid's in his bedroom on the bed, lying there thinking.
Shera's in the shower, showering (well what else would you do in a shower?)
She comes out with a towel and looks for clothes. Right as Cid sits up, Shera's towl drops.
Cid: eek redface sweatdrop
Shera: redface redface redface
Cid: Uh...wow...never realized...how sexy you were...
Shera: eek eek eek
They stare.
Shera: Um...heh...thanks.
Cid stands up and goes closer.
Shera leaps onto him and they play hanky panky. blaugh xd eek But yes that's funny. 3nodding xd Lucky b*****d, you got Shera... wink
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:32 pm
Deaths Apprentice Ciddy-Cid Taylor_Highwind Cid's in his bedroom on the bed, lying there thinking.
Shera's in the shower, showering (well what else would you do in a shower?)
She comes out with a towel and looks for clothes. Right as Cid sits up, Shera's towl drops.
Cid: eek redface sweatdrop
Shera: redface redface redface
Cid: Uh...wow...never realized...how sexy you were...
Shera: eek eek eek
They stare.
Shera: Um...heh...thanks.
Cid stands up and goes closer.
Shera leaps onto him and they play hanky panky. blaugh xd eek But yes that's funny. 3nodding xd Lucky b*****d, you got Shera... wink Oh you like Shera?
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:11 pm
Taylor_Highwind Deaths Apprentice Ciddy-Cid Taylor_Highwind Cid's in his bedroom on the bed, lying there thinking.
Shera's in the shower, showering (well what else would you do in a shower?)
She comes out with a towel and looks for clothes. Right as Cid sits up, Shera's towl drops.
Cid: eek redface sweatdrop
Shera: redface redface redface
Cid: Uh...wow...never realized...how sexy you were...
Shera: eek eek eek
They stare.
Shera: Um...heh...thanks.
Cid stands up and goes closer.
Shera leaps onto him and they play hanky panky. blaugh xd eek But yes that's funny. 3nodding xd Lucky b*****d, you got Shera... wink Oh you like Shera?Depends... >_> <_< >_< ^_^
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 10:12 am
here goes the worst try ever...
Tifa: I really like that coaster! Lets ride it until i get the high score!
Barret: Im not sure its safe...it looks really scary too!
Red XIII: Yeah it looks too fast for mee!
Cloud: Did i mention that im afraid of heights...
Yuffie: It looks like Tifa has the biggest balls...i bet they're fake too!
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 2:38 pm
Deaths Apprentice Taylor_Highwind Deaths Apprentice Ciddy-Cid Taylor_Highwind Cid's in his bedroom on the bed, lying there thinking.
Shera's in the shower, showering (well what else would you do in a shower?)
She comes out with a towel and looks for clothes. Right as Cid sits up, Shera's towl drops.
Cid: eek redface sweatdrop
Shera: redface redface redface
Cid: Uh...wow...never realized...how sexy you were...
Shera: eek eek eek
They stare.
Shera: Um...heh...thanks.
Cid stands up and goes closer.
Shera leaps onto him and they play hanky panky. blaugh xd eek But yes that's funny. 3nodding xd Lucky b*****d, you got Shera... wink Oh you like Shera?Depends... >_> <_< >_< ^_^ yeah who else wou;d want a 57 year old woman! *laughs with Tifa beside me laughing too*
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 4:21 pm
Son Of The Dark Lord Deaths Apprentice Taylor_Highwind Deaths Apprentice Ciddy-Cid Taylor_Highwind Cid's in his bedroom on the bed, lying there thinking.
Shera's in the shower, showering (well what else would you do in a shower?)
She comes out with a towel and looks for clothes. Right as Cid sits up, Shera's towl drops.
Cid: eek redface sweatdrop
Shera: redface redface redface
Cid: Uh...wow...never realized...how sexy you were...
Shera: eek eek eek
They stare.
Shera: Um...heh...thanks.
Cid stands up and goes closer.
Shera leaps onto him and they play hanky panky. blaugh xd eek But yes that's funny. 3nodding xd Lucky b*****d, you got Shera... wink Oh you like Shera?Depends... >_> <_< >_< ^_^ yeah who else wou;d want a 57 year old woman! *laughs with Tifa beside me laughing too* ? Who else would want someone who's boobs are too big to ever even get a hold of.... stare ..... *walks out and comments on another post that's worth commenting on*
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 4:59 pm
Cloud: "Aeris?Wheres that dress? I want to where it again."
i swear if he ever said that i'd laugh then cry. blaugh
Barret: "Marlene! You're goin' to the orphanage!"
eek
Sephiroth:"Cloud. marry me?"
Cloud:"Oh yes my sweet Sephirith."
Everyone else: eek eek eek eek
Aeris + Tifa: :twitch: "CLOUD! Thats NOT funny!"
They all kill him.
He wakes up in his bed.
Cloud: " eek I really need to stop eating tic tacs before bed" Falls back asleep.
Yes This was a weak attempt so sue me. (please dont)
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 6:31 pm
Son Of The Dark Lord Deaths Apprentice Taylor_Highwind Deaths Apprentice Ciddy-Cid Taylor_Highwind Cid's in his bedroom on the bed, lying there thinking.
Shera's in the shower, showering (well what else would you do in a shower?)
She comes out with a towel and looks for clothes. Right as Cid sits up, Shera's towl drops.
Cid: eek redface sweatdrop
Shera: redface redface redface
Cid: Uh...wow...never realized...how sexy you were...
Shera: eek eek eek
They stare.
Shera: Um...heh...thanks.
Cid stands up and goes closer.
Shera leaps onto him and they play hanky panky. blaugh xd eek But yes that's funny. 3nodding xd Lucky b*****d, you got Shera... wink Oh you like Shera?Depends... >_> <_< >_< ^_^ yeah who else wou;d want a 57 year old woman! *laughs with Tifa beside me laughing too* Um...aren't Cid and Shera like...the same age? Around 30? sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 6:37 pm
Deaths Apprentice Son Of The Dark Lord Deaths Apprentice Taylor_Highwind Deaths Apprentice Ciddy-Cid Taylor_Highwind Cid's in his bedroom on the bed, lying there thinking.
Shera's in the shower, showering (well what else would you do in a shower?)
She comes out with a towel and looks for clothes. Right as Cid sits up, Shera's towl drops.
Cid: eek redface sweatdrop
Shera: redface redface redface
Cid: Uh...wow...never realized...how sexy you were...
Shera: eek eek eek
They stare.
Shera: Um...heh...thanks.
Cid stands up and goes closer.
Shera leaps onto him and they play hanky panky. blaugh xd eek But yes that's funny. 3nodding xd Lucky b*****d, you got Shera... wink Oh you like Shera?Depends... >_> <_< >_< ^_^ yeah who else wou;d want a 57 year old woman! *laughs with Tifa beside me laughing too* ? Who else would want someone who's boobs are too big to ever even get a hold of.... stare ..... *walks out and comments on another post that's worth commenting on* OH MY GOD SO TRUE!!! xd
*avoids looking at Tifa*
Yucko. I'd die if mine were that big. crying
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