GAN: *watches the band mess up* STOP THEM STOP THEM! *Drum majors stop us* You're all a bunch of retards!
REYNOLDS: *to a freshman who's being picked on by a section leader* Next time she starts dancing, tell her she looks like a cow and go "Stop! White girl can't dance!"
REYNOLDS: *with a big grin* My parents beat me as a child.
GAN: *using speaker from the tower* Amanda.
ME: *yelling from across the field* What?
GAN: We have a new girl in band. She needs to be fitted for a uniform.
ME: Is it the new bass clarinet girl? Samara? (yes, like the girl from the US remake of The Ring)
GAN: *blank look* ...Yes.
ME: Mum already fitted her.
GAN: Oh. *blank look* Well she needs music.
ME: Mum already told Tiffany, Sam, and Melinda (the band librarians).
GAN: ... Oh. *blank look* ... tell your mother we need to start paying her.
MUM: Mr. Gan, did you put in a work order for a desk for the uniform room?
GAN: Yeah, it should be in tomorrow.
(several days later, still no desk)
MUM: Dawn should be bringing in some papers for me.
GAN: Okay, I'll have her put them on your desk.
ME: What desk? Do we have an invisible desk?
GAN: ... Yes. I hid it somewhere in the uniform room.
(next week)
GAN: *wanders into the uniform room. Notices we're using a stand for a desk* Hey, where's your desk?
ME: You hid it too well. We can't find it.
GAN: Oh. Okay. *walks out*
(he's so stupid sometimes...)
GAN: You need to make it to your next set in 8 steps.
(trumpet line is all screwy)
GAN: What happened here?
DREW: We can't make it here in 8 steps.
GAN: ... why not?
DREW: We have to cross like... 3 yard lines.
GAN: *blank look* You do?
DREW: Yup. It's supposed to be 16-ish steps.
GAN: ... Well do it in 8.
(Gan can't figure out why the set still doesn't work out 30 minutes later)
GAN: What's WRONG with you people?! It's a simple move!
DREW: You want us to do a 16 step move in 8!
GAN: ... No I don't! Don't listen to me! I don't know what I'm saying!
And an ongoing series of BD/band member quotes sparked by
this video, which is of our new BD back in college. We affectionately refer to it as The Tuba Dance or The Flynn Dance
GAN: So today is Mr. Flynn's birthday.
VARIOUS BAND MEMBERS: FLYNN SHOULD DO THE TUBA DANCE!
FLYNN: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!
GAN: Someone get that man a tuba!
Flynn's comment on YouTube upon finding that the Tuba Dance video had been reposted: You're all running laps tomorrow... (and he rated it +1.
xd )
EDIT (10/2/07): I know the video's down now. Several band members are looking for somewhere to repost it since someone ratted out the senior who reposted it after Flynn told his friend to get rid of it.
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