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 Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:31 am
I hit all the baseballs out into our yard. My dad goes to mow the grass and he kills me because I didn't pick them up.
I drop my "Have a Jolly Holly" Converse staff shirt.
@Cobalt: Lol. I have had a fitting too, and I'm definately a 36C. I think the band is a bit tight, so you could move it up to a 38C. And My boobs look small on me because I'm 5'3", but I'm overweight.
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:49 pm
im mesmerized and stare for eternity until i die
i drop a microbe
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:25 am
I trip over said microbe into the PIT OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
hmmm...
while falling, I drop my motorcycle. XD
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:55 am
someone one steals it and runs me over
out of my pockets falls a magnifying glass
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 5:01 pm
finds umbrella..
starts raining and uses the umbrella and lighting strucks me...when the doctors were trying to wake me up from my uncociosness... a doctor gave me a poison shot...
drop a ring
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:26 pm
I find a ring, and the diamond on it was pretty shiny. Then hundreds of girls see the shine, and begins to rush me and trample me.... what golddiggers.
I dropped my headphones.
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:52 pm
I pick up the headphones and use them. They have killer ear wax and I die of poisoning.
I drop my "Stop looking at my tail" Brian from Family Guy shirt.
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:00 pm
the t-shirt gives me cancer, i die
I drop my ice skates
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:09 pm
neko_erin_san the t-shirt gives me cancer, i die I drop my ice skates I trip over one and fall on the blade of the other and it cuts my throat. I drop one of my Doves.
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:14 pm
((( I wanna plaaaaay! )))
I see the dove and pick it up. Since I was not in the mood to eat random chocolate on the street, I toss it into an off balance trash can and it rolls infront of a a large semi attached to a load of gasoline. It swerve right into me.
I drop a pony tail holder.
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 2:18 pm
I'm walking down the street when suddenly I come across a gorcery store. "Oh boy oh boy" I say as I scurry into the store my tummy a-rumblin. I look inside and its practically empty not even so much as a crumb in my sights; not even the usual cashier was there.
I decide to look else where for food considering I haven't eaten in days. (No I'm not a hobo......stereotypical bastards...) I continue walking down the street and I spy an unopened banana just laying there in perfect condition. I go to pick it up when suddenly, the banana opens up by itself and begins to talk to me. "I'm going flippin INSANE" I say to myself when the banana screams "You were going to EAT me weren't you!! Lets get em' boys" it says with an italian accent. Several bananas came a-hoppin after me for my life and I took a "shortcut" down an alley way. I come to the end of it realizing that this was no shortcut...but a dead end. I look around and there was nothing to use but alas!!! I see something!! Its a...a....a pony tail holder...??
None the less I grab it and begin to fight for my life against the menacing monsters that they call bananas. I soon found myself using moves from jackie chan and bruce lee. I fight my way to the other side of the alley way strangling banana's here and there with the pony tail holder. As I run I slip and fall to the ground and soon was surrounded by the bananas. "We'll see how YOU like being eaten....hehehe...hahahahaha....MWHAHAHAHA!!!"
I die and drop my glasses.
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:03 pm
I pick up the glasses and relive everything Trowa456 just went through.
I drop a pink top hat.
@Goddess of Glomps: 5'10", 150lbs, and a 36C? .....Ok...what ever you do don't walk in public wearing a bikini....You'll cause a few car crashes.
@emoXvampireXgirl: I still think a 36C is a good/big size on you are 5'3" and from what I remember you are not that far overweight.
@Goddess of Glomps & emoXvampireXgirl: It's good that you two have had fittings and I'd recommend going in and getting it done again every few years or learning how to do it yourself. I can assure you the last thing you want in life is back problems. Thou I stick by my previous comment...God they are growing them young these days.
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:31 pm
I mistake the pink top hat for cotton candy, choke, and die.
My tuner fell out of my pocket, as I fell choking.
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:22 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 7:14 pm
Cobalt-M5 @Goddess of Glomps: 5'10", 150lbs, and a 36C? .....Ok...what ever you do don't walk in public wearing a bikini....You'll cause a few car crashes. @emoXvampireXgirl: I still think a 36C is a good/big size on you are 5'3" and from what I remember you are not that far overweight. @Goddess of Glomps & emoXvampireXgirl: It's good that you two have had fittings and I'd recommend going in and getting it done again every few years or learning how to do it yourself. I can assure you the last thing you want in life is back problems. Thou I stick by my previous comment...God they are growing them young these days. My life turns into Final Destination and the Caterpillar squishes me like a bug. I drop a picture of me  @Cobalt: Mirinda sent me a picture of her in her bikini. I hate to say this about my sister but she looked damn good. Her bikini has love tattooed on her boob and on her a**. xD. And there you can see what I actually look like...
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