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Azrael shrugged.
"I was eating lunch."
He took out a small lunchbox.
"See?"
Mahi wailed.
"So that''s where I'll go, after you drain my blood to make chocolate for Chryseis? In a lunchbox? Waaaaaagh!"
"What are you talking about?"
Mahi squinted.
"Suitor room."
[[the suitor room is sortof explained here.]]

Azrael growled.
"That is a fate reserved to those who threaten my sheep."
"See? He kills and eats people!!"
"Stop leading on the witness!"
Mahi gasped.
"That knife! That's the one you lodged in my head earlier today!"
"I'd never do that."
"He witnessed that too!"
"Besides, how could you remember a knife?"
"I have good memory."
"Easier said than done!""
"He felt that the secret of life and of death, the secret of the unity of Nature, the secret of the duty of the wise man, had been concealed behind the symbol of the diagram and formula in the text by an initiate long since dead. He was aware that it is a rigid law for initiates that they must not reveal their knowledge, because if it is good and fruitful for the intelligent, it is bad for ordinary men. As Jesus has clearly expressed it, pearls must not be given as food to swine. He had the pearl in his hands. It was for him to rise in the scale of man in order to be worthy to understand its purity."
"What was that?!"
[[they're actually in a abusive big brother-little sister relationship. which is pretty disturbing, considering the knife he throws to her head every day.]]

Azrael paused.
"What are you talking about?"
"It's an excerpt from a book that I copied today, in a chapter-long biography about Flamel."
"Flamel? Who's Flamel?!"
[[Mahi's recited paragraph was copy-pasta'd from a Nicholas Flamel tribute thing on the webbernet xD]]

Azrael scoffed.
"Now, Mahi, what does Flamel have to do with me barely resisting sticking a knife in your head?!"
"See, teacher?!"
"Errr..."

Mahi nodded, and ran into a portal.
Azrael paused.
"Huh? What do you mean, 'handle this myself'?"

Azrael shrugged.
"She isn't that scared of me. She's actually more powerful than I am, since she is the 'second generation', or whatever the hell that means. She just never wants to resort to using her power, so she often relies on others. I want her to leave me be, since I am fully capable of taking care of her sister by myself."

He shrugged again.
"Not like she could amount to anything. She's a immortal who's severed her immortality over some human boy she met, and I don't see how he could be even attracted to her any--..."
Azrael fell onto the ground. Mahi was pouting, with a flamingo-shaped croquet mallet in her hands.

She grimaced.
"I hate it that I only can hurt him when I'm angry."

Mahi paused.
"Huh? Why should I get rid of my heart?"