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Boota Pouncer Vice Captain
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 Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 3:20 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 5:51 pm
~Backs away before the thing malfunctions~
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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 6:59 pm
*Salami Flies out end of tube and seems to splatter explode on contact with the wall. A thin layer of processed gore covers nearby surfaces... and people*
"Well... uh... that would at least knock someone down... stare "
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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 10:06 pm
~The Major whiped a thin layer of salami from his face~
"Tso..." stare
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Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:15 pm
Sanu-Yasha ~The Major whiped a thin layer of salami from his face~ "Tso..." stare Yes, sir?
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Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 12:40 am
Besides wasting valueable material, can you at least do this elsewhere? stare
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Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 12:21 pm
What? Is this not the R & D department?
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Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:51 pm
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Boota Pouncer Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 5:35 pm
-Grabs some bread- Sandwiches anyone?
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 7:24 am
but then how shall I maintain a proper controlled environ for my weapons testing?
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 7:46 am
General Tso but then how shall I maintain a proper controlled environ for my weapons testing? Sargent, you're firing Baloney.... stare
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 8:29 am
I have a few things. Its for both sides of this little scuffle, but it shall be effective nonetheless.
One, its salami, sir.
Two, salami would be a good test round as opposed to using an accual mortar tube. *he whipes a bit of meat from his sleeve* Maybe not... Try something harder, Sargent.
Three, not every battlefield is exactly a maintained enviorment.
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 3:17 pm
Anyways, it's wasting Salami, whisch is a food, and causing a big mess in the labs... stare
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 8:12 pm
-The good doctor the Major on the shoulder, " Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?". Karazuma tries hard not to burst out laughing.-
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Boota Pouncer Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 6:39 am
I know not every battlefield is a controlled environment, but we need a base line so we can judge how different environments affect the firing of the Salami Non-Lethal Mortar.
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