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 Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:56 pm
Only if Mythos wins. With Blazestar in second and Glacier in 'real first'. Chaplain Fenix Down with diamond katanas. Up with mini-skirts.
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Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:59 pm
The combination of a popular idea with ignorant and misused, half-assedly researched information heralded as being perfect in all ways for the form.
Someone likes katanas because animu and he thinks it's awesome, diamonds are the hardest metal ever ever, since it's hard it can't be broken and can cut through everything, so it's indestructible and the greatest weapon. Or atleast, better than the next guy's weapon. Because diamond katana.
Do it, Wulf. My signature is hungry.
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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:01 am
That's so cute and clever.
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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:02 am
Chaplain Fenix diamonds are the hardest metal My diamonds need more tempering.
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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:05 am
I can't think of anything witty, but I read tempering and thought of this. Also dorfs. 
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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:09 am
Do female dwarves actually exist? I don't recall ever seeing one depicted anywhere.
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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:09 am
That is the most perfect representation I could possibly think of.
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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:10 am
And now you have. Also: dorf females are amazingly similar to human females. 
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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:15 am
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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:25 am
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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:25 am
All dorfs are axes. Or beards attached to the faces of midgets controlling them through some sort of symbiotic mind-meld. A baby dwarf is just a small bearded axe. Covered in beer.
The dorf baby book has names such as Axebeard Boulderbrew, Stoneaxe Alebeard, and Rockbeer Axeaxe Jr.
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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:29 am
limepopsicle77 Do female dwarves actually exist? I don't recall ever seeing one depicted anywhere. In fact, dwarf women look so similar to dwarf men, it has given rise to the common misconception that there ARE no dwarf women... that dwarfs just spring up from HOLES in the ground! Also: D&D Players Guide has a depiction of a dwarf woman
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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:31 am
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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:32 am
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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:49 am
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