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 Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 2:59 pm
Well. Father Blood Drench Robo Crush is off to try on lingerie. Later, fleshy ones!
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 3:02 pm
I'm changing the subject by bringing you an excerpt from Fire Sign Theatre's radio broadcast Bride of Firesign.
1 - "Men ... what other organ in your body has stood up for you like your d**k?"
*various mumbling*
2 - "Well its certainly not your heart ... that gets broken when you're young and breaks permanently before you die."
3 - "Yeah and its certainly not your liver, that wimp can't stand the massive amounts of alcohol you're consuming because you're depressed over neglecting your d**k!"
1 - "And don't say its your brain, because you don't have one. Because if you did, it would have told you a long time ago to listen to your d**k! Then you'd be living like a shwelp, happy for the rest of your days."
[blip]
2 - "So is this the message? Unzip your trip, start hanging out with the wang crowd?"
4 - "Hell, put a flag on it for the fourth of July, and then all the ladies can say,"
everyone - "Whose that patriotic p***k!?"
2 - "Your d**k buddy! Your one eye on the world! Let it lead you down dark passages that few men dare to go."
"Fat!"
"Pork!"
"Meanie!"
"Weenie!"
"Or ... Mr. Johson."
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 3:02 pm
Father B.D. Robo Crush Well. Father Blood Drench Robo Crush is off to try on lingerie. Later, fleshy ones! ... eek
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 3:03 pm
Creepy. I'm off as well. Nice arguing with all of you. biggrin Seriously. I love doing that. Okies. Off to my girlfriends. Bye all, and Spider, I hope you didn't get too upset over this. Just havin fun mate. Bye.
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 3:07 pm
GLKilowog Creepy. I'm off as well. Nice arguing with all of you. biggrin Seriously. I love doing that. Okies. Off to my girlfriends. Bye all, and Spider, I hope you didn't get too upset over this. Just havin fun mate. Bye. As Lex would say; hope in one hand and s**t in the other.
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 3:14 pm
Gideon Starorzewski GLKilowog Creepy. I'm off as well. Nice arguing with all of you. biggrin Seriously. I love doing that. Okies. Off to my girlfriends. Bye all, and Spider, I hope you didn't get too upset over this. Just havin fun mate. Bye. As Lex would say; hope in one hand and s**t in the other. Christ you're touchy about your employment. confused Well, I at least hope the s**t isn't too hot, I know global warming is setting in and all that. Bye.
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 3:27 pm
I always feel intimidated when I go into a Starbucks. I barely ever do, so I don't know any of the coffee/Starbucks lingo. I feel like I'm going to look like an idiot or the guy behind the counter is going to be an asshat.
And yeah, their word usage annoys me, too. *ducks*
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 3:36 pm
I find that, generally speaking, if you're not an asshat, most folks avoid being asshats. xp
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 4:13 pm
The answer's simple. Don't go to Starbucks. Seek non-chain hot beverage establishments. Places that allow you to walk in and say something like "Hi, can I have a large coffee please?" without having to do a secret handshake and speak gobbledegook.
Know who else has their own little secret language? The Klan, that's who.
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 4:19 pm
You can say that at Starbucks. xp
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 4:24 pm
I only go into Starbucks to steal liberate teabags, how would I know? xp heart
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 4:32 pm
Teabag Liberation is a woefully underrecognized cause.
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 4:43 pm
Gideon Starorzewski Kyle_Rayner They say Starbucks buys the cheapest beans it can get its hands on, and still stiffs on the price, Wal-Mart style. Then they over-roast the hell out of em, trying to make every drop last longer. Proof, plz. Google. Whaddya want me to do, put you through to the guys who said it?
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 4:46 pm
Virgil Hawkins Teabag Liberation is a woefully underrecognized cause. Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Teabags? DINAH IS THE MASTER OF THE C.L.I.T.! xd
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 5:20 pm
Kyle_Rayner Gideon Starorzewski Kyle_Rayner They say Starbucks buys the cheapest beans it can get its hands on, and still stiffs on the price, Wal-Mart style. Then they over-roast the hell out of em, trying to make every drop last longer. Proof, plz. Google. Whaddya want me to do, put you through to the guys who said it? Starbucks pays, on average, $1.28/lb for coffee beans, which is 23% higher than "C" Market price. "C" Market being where arabica coffee is usually traded.
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