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 Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 10:31 am
Lucky b*****d. He's so nice to you. Hell, when I went through bootcamp polishin' TIEs was an honor.
No, I had to get up half an hour before I went to bed, ate two kilos of poison for breakfast, worked in teh clone foundries for 29 hours, Scrub the floors of the Ventanators, wax and polish them, and come home, and our drill seargeant would kill us and piss on our graves... If we were Lucky!
But you tell them cadets today and they won't believe ya.
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 10:34 am
I was lucky,I never had bootcamp.And such...er....uh....German Space Ninja Disappear!Damn,still dosn't work.Er...activate active camoflauge!
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 10:34 am
Yep. the Fleet aint what it used to be.
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 10:36 am
*Blink Blink*
Hey, um Zeke, did a droid sell you that active cammo?
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 10:41 am
Perhaps we should send Zeke through bootcamp?
On second thought, what's the point of pussification him more? Heaven knows our Stormtroopers can't even hit a wookiee and his smuggler friend even in mass numbers anymore. Our top admirals are crashing their SSDs into our superweapons because they can't drive...
On second thought, sending him through bootcamp would detriment our navy...
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 10:42 am
Sigh. Man, the first death star really killed our talent pool.
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 10:45 am
At least the 501st didn't go down with it. Or Veers. At least they had some sense...
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 10:48 am
we lost most of the 501st. Don't kid yourself.
At any rate, it would have helped if they had been stationed near the prison or hangar level.
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 10:53 am
I've polished one whole half of a TIE wing, my training never thought me to endure such hardship. I'm off for a glass of blue milk and some Nerf sausages.
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 10:54 am
Sorry. Youre an Enlisted man. You just get Dry Ration Cubes and water.
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 11:00 am
Of coarse Sir! *Dreams of a nice Gizer ale*
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 11:02 am
Get back to work you.
Bastion has over 300 Tie Fighter Wings that need polishing.
and Ive decided to relegate you to that sole position.
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 11:18 am
*Oh no he reads minds...stop thinking you fool!*
...It's my duty and pleasure Sir.
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 11:22 am
Hmm...I'll...uh... sort female trooper undersuit.Yeah!
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 11:24 am
Zeke Ren Hmm...I'll...uh... sort female trooper undersuit.Yeah! Sorry pal. Heretic drew that job. But since you want to clean undersuits, you can do all the male troopers's undersuits. they need to be cleaned before they stink up the place any more.
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