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Now, these questions actually have sensible answers. Hear, let Clara explain.

Now why are Chaotic Crescent and Gamashinoch playing go fish? Yesterday, Gamashinoch and I were planning a coup that would turn Gaia into a Communist society with me as its beloved dictator. Gamashinoch was sad that she would not play a prominent role in the Socialist Interweb Society of Tomorrow, so I gave her the duety of eating people. She wanted to eat Chaotic Crescent, but to assert my power as Ultimate Rule, I had to eat Crescent first. Then Gamashinoch and I got into a little dispute. She called me a Fascist, I called her an insolent Trotskyite, and it ended with her in meh belly. Crescent and Gamashinoch got bored while being digested, so they decided to play Go Fish.

See the interesting political power struggles that are being played out in this thread? Amazing, m'dear, simply amazing.

And what's the skinny on the fat? White_ichigo8592 mentioned that she might go to South Korea this summer, and Glass Moon told her to be sure not to wander into North Korea. Obviously, anyone who accidentally takes a walk through the DMZ is a goner. Straight Ichigo wondered how they would identify that she was a South Korean, since there isn't much difference between them and the yanks. Then your friendly neighborhood Comrade Clara reminded Straight Ichigo that the North Koreans are a strikingly slender people, since the Commies have evidently developed some sort of super-diet thing. She then countered that she was pretty skinny herself. But obviously not as skinny as those damn Northies! So I calld Straight Ichigo relatively fat. She called me fat, and I said that I had more fat in my toe than she had in her whole body.

And that is the story of what you are asking about. Thank you, I'll be her all week!

You suck, Tanny!

*Chickenifies Tanny and Touma*

*destroys Miz using new-found chicken powers*

CHICKEN DEATH BEAM!!!!! scream

*Is dead*

Oh no, I am dead. How will I marry Brolly now?

*doesn't know*

*doesn't matter*

*scratches ground*

*clucks*

*chorus of screams*

I can make a chorus of screams with just one person.
I'm AWESOME.

@ Miz: Bored, huh?
*Koalafies*