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 Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 12:37 pm
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 12:42 pm
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 1:03 pm
Owwin 16? That is a big step in your development. This is the special time in every young man's life when hormones begin to kick in and change you. Soon you are gonna be growing hair in places where it wasn't before. It won't be like last time though, oh no. Puberty was kid stuff. You are becoming a Uhrn'konian. The thick black fur will cover your body and you will start eating a lot more, you will need all of the nutrients you can get as your bones will double in mass and you will grow chitinous place under your skin to protect you from the inevitable attempts on your hideous mutant life. You will start searching for a mate, and to impress her you will kill as many humans as possible and make a nest from their bones. You will probably eat and kill family members and friends, but that won't matter, so long as you can get some, and if you can't? Well the hormone levels in your body will continue to increase until your body becomes too massive for your heart to support it. You will die a horrible death of gangrene due to lack of blood pressure. Happy birthday.
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 1:15 pm
Best Face Ever.
I love this item. xd
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 2:13 pm
penispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenis
pe-pe-pe-peen-pe-peen!
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 2:14 pm
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 2:26 pm
Cabron LaSwan Owwin 16? That is a big step in your development. This is the special time in every young man's life when hormones begin to kick in and change you. Soon you are gonna be growing hair in places where it wasn't before. It won't be like last time though, oh no. Puberty was kid stuff. You are becoming a Uhrn'konian. The thick black fur will cover your body and you will start eating a lot more, you will need all of the nutrients you can get as your bones will double in mass and you will grow chitinous place under your skin to protect you from the inevitable attempts on your hideous mutant life. You will start searching for a mate, and to impress her you will kill as many humans as possible and make a nest from their bones. You will probably eat and kill family members and friends, but that won't matter, so long as you can get some, and if you can't? Well the hormone levels in your body will continue to increase until your body becomes too massive for your heart to support it. You will die a horrible death of gangrene due to lack of blood pressure. Happy birthday. This is great considering it's Ton's brothers 16th birthday today
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 2:36 pm
l-Kathulu-l Cabron LaSwan Owwin 16? That is a big step in your development. This is the special time in every young man's life when hormones begin to kick in and change you. Soon you are gonna be growing hair in places where it wasn't before. It won't be like last time though, oh no. Puberty was kid stuff. You are becoming a Uhrn'konian. The thick black fur will cover your body and you will start eating a lot more, you will need all of the nutrients you can get as your bones will double in mass and you will grow chitinous place under your skin to protect you from the inevitable attempts on your hideous mutant life. You will start searching for a mate, and to impress her you will kill as many humans as possible and make a nest from their bones. You will probably eat and kill family members and friends, but that won't matter, so long as you can get some, and if you can't? Well the hormone levels in your body will continue to increase until your body becomes too massive for your heart to support it. You will die a horrible death of gangrene due to lack of blood pressure. Happy birthday. This is great considering it's Ton's brothers 16th birthday today Really!?
You know what's doubly great about that? If I remember correctly, it was originally written for you.
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 2:40 pm
Cabron LaSwan l-Kathulu-l Cabron LaSwan Owwin 16? That is a big step in your development. This is the special time in every young man's life when hormones begin to kick in and change you. Soon you are gonna be growing hair in places where it wasn't before. It won't be like last time though, oh no. Puberty was kid stuff. You are becoming a Uhrn'konian. The thick black fur will cover your body and you will start eating a lot more, you will need all of the nutrients you can get as your bones will double in mass and you will grow chitinous place under your skin to protect you from the inevitable attempts on your hideous mutant life. You will start searching for a mate, and to impress her you will kill as many humans as possible and make a nest from their bones. You will probably eat and kill family members and friends, but that won't matter, so long as you can get some, and if you can't? Well the hormone levels in your body will continue to increase until your body becomes too massive for your heart to support it. You will die a horrible death of gangrene due to lack of blood pressure. Happy birthday. This is great considering it's Ton's brothers 16th birthday today Really!?
You know what's doubly great about that? If I remember correctly, it was originally written for you. Indeed. I already posted it to his wall. xD ...That is possible. TO PREVIOUS THREADS MADE IN MY DEDICATION
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 2:54 pm
Yep, found nothing. I didn't find a Birthday thread for me last year either, lol.
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 3:02 pm
l-Kathulu-l Yep, found nothing. I didn't find a Birthday thread for me last year either, lol. I think it was in the Cult. In which case it'd be long buried by now.
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 3:17 pm
Cabron LaSwan l-Kathulu-l Yep, found nothing. I didn't find a Birthday thread for me last year either, lol. I think it was in the Cult. In which case it'd be long buried by now. Eh, it's been really dead as of late. But it almost wasn't. The last page in the Rec Room is dated early June. Oh well.
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 3:58 pm
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 4:02 pm
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 4:04 pm
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