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 Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:29 pm
PickleBoy Really? Well, I'd take occasional clawings over my dog farting in my face every night. Ugh... xp Granted you now have a list of ten wishes that you use over and over and over and everyone gets sick of the same wishes being used again and again and you are kicked out of this thread until you come up with new ones. I wish my new cell phone worked. Granted..it works like mine, and I can't get a call through with 5 bars. rofl I wish my homework was done, do I wouldn't have to be doing it right now.
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:37 pm
Granted. Poof its done. But it turns out you had done it and just spaced out the entire time and thus the answers are all wrong and you're missing a big chunk of time from your life.
I wish I didn't have to rp with incompetent people.
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:04 pm
Granted you take another page out my book, and just don't rp.
Simple huh?
I wish my computer didn't suck.
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:24 pm
Granted, but since your computer now doesn't suck, you take up rping and then remind me how awesome I really am. wink
I wish contacts didn't get all weird when they dried out.
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:14 am
Granted. Now they get all "groovy" instead of weird. But by the time you realized that contact lenses dont' dance to imaginary music, the police are already at your house arresting you for possesion of shrooms, pillz, mj, etc.
i wish i wasn't such a complaining b***h about my accent. So what if i sound like Fez? i should not give a ********, me thinks.
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:01 pm
Uh... Granted? You now... Are... accepting of everyone and everything, including yourself. You are so enlightened that a new religion is started in your name, and it goes well for the first ten years. And then holy crusades and witch burnings happen and sadness envelops the world.
I wish I wasn't so easily manipulated into not going to class. *is a bad bad student*
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:36 pm
PickleBoy Uh... Granted? You now... Are... accepting of everyone and everything, including yourself. You are so enlightened that a new religion is started in your name, and it goes well for the first ten years. And then holy crusades and witch burnings happen and sadness envelops the world. I wish I wasn't so easily manipulated into not going to class. *is a bad bad student* Not a leader type? Granted, yet again we got to the big book of Mark...hmm lets see.. ah here we are, you gain the confidence to stand up for whats right, but then you soon realize it was the wrong choice, your sudden act of confidence has inspired your freinds to follow you, instead of freinds you have lackies, and life becomes quite awful because lackies are annoying. biggrin I wish I was God..or the anti-christ, which ever takes less effort. (Dead serious by the way, thats what I want to be after graduating college.)
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:27 pm
Granted, but you're the anti-christ and you get stoned to death by hundreds of Christians.
I wish I didn't have to work this weekend.
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:35 pm
Granted. Instead I get your job. Thanks, I needed one.
I wish my phone company wasn't stupid.
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:11 pm
Granted, they're incapable, it's much worse.
I wish we didn't have to read effing shakespear, it's so boring >.-
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:59 pm
The Martyr Of Intellect Granted, they're incapable, it's much worse. I wish we didn't have to read effing shakespear, it's so boring >.- At least you don't have to act it out in front of the entire school, and you don't have to kiss someone else in front of the person you're dating and make it look like you enjoy it. Granted, you have to read Milton, its even worse. I wish I was on Mars (by the way, I don't care if I die)
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:04 pm
Granted, but worse! You live! and your all alone 3nodding
I wish I had a pet camel
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:07 pm
The Martyr Of Intellect Granted, but worse! You live! and your all alone 3nodding I wish I had a pet camel Granted, (I don't feel like killing you in this one) he craps all over the place. I wish I wasn't at work.
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:11 pm
Granted but it's because you got 10k *hint hint* to the head. rofl
I wish I could get out of school to see 300
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:17 pm
Granted, but that day at school was "tell everyone the answers to the final exams day". Once and only.
I wish my female bettas would stop attacking my male ones whenever I clean their tanks.
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