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Peter Tchaikovsky

PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 11:21 am


Granted, but three seconds later you spontainiously combust.


I wish Jeordy was here.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 11:57 am


Peter Tchaikovsky
Granted, but three seconds later you spontainiously combust.


I wish Jeordy was here.
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Granted, but Jeordy only exists in your mind, and only further adds to your own insanity.

I wish I had a Krispy Kreme fresh hot glazed donut.

Jaganath


Kastatic

PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 12:16 pm


Jaganath
Peter Tchaikovsky
Granted, but three seconds later you spontainiously combust.


I wish Jeordy was here.
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Granted, but Jeordy only exists in your mind, and only further adds to your own insanity.

I wish I had a Krispy Kreme fresh hot glazed donut.


Granted, but it's five days old sitting in horse crap.

I wish I had my eyeliner.
PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:19 pm


granted, but you poke yourself in the eye, your eye starts bleeding, it falls out, and then a cat eats it

i wish my p***s wouldnt be so damn huge sad

andresomg


Kastatic

PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:31 pm


andresomg
granted, but you poke yourself in the eye, your eye starts bleeding, it falls out, and then a cat eats it

i wish my p***s wouldnt be so damn huge sad


Granted, but then your p***s doesn't like being small, feeling insignificant, goes and finds a new owner with Viagra.
PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:32 pm


andresomg
granted, but you poke yourself in the eye, your eye starts bleeding, it falls out, and then a cat eats it

i wish my p***s wouldnt be so damn huge sad
granted, but then it falls off. I wish for a big wheel of cheese.

O RLY OWL


Saxton Inc.

PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 4:55 pm


Granted, but now this wheel of cheese runs over you and goes on a wild cheesey rampage! Run for your lives!

I wish I knew what to wish for.
PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 5:09 pm


Granted, but then you are involved in a tragic cowtipping accident and due to the resulting amnesia forget what you had thought to wish for.

I wish I had the ability to turn into a mallard duck.

[Senseless Violence]


evil_black_cat

PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 5:43 pm


Granted, you are now the main dish in a roast duck dinner.

I wish I had a baby duck.
PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 5:48 pm


Granted, but due to a crazy twist of Fate, your baby duck gets struck by lightning. It's fine, but it blames you.

I wish I had some nachos.

TheDuc


[ Rocker-ness ]

PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:41 pm


Granted, but they are all moldy and green.

I wish my crush lived near me.
PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:56 pm


[ Rocker-ness ]
Granted, but they are all moldy and green.

I wish my crush lived near me.


Granted! You are now dead and lying on one of two tombs beside each other on a now forgotten cemetery.

I wish I have wings.

DeVars


Shadow of Shade

PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 7:17 pm


DeVars
[ Rocker-ness ]
Granted, but they are all moldy and green.

I wish my crush lived near me.


Granted! You are now dead and lying on one of two tombs beside each other on a now forgotten cemetery.

I wish I have wings.

Granted, but a couple of drunk guys out duck hunting mistake you for a duck and shoot you down, disabling your wings to EVER fly again.

I wish I had a puppy.
PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 7:22 pm


Shadow of Shade
DeVars
[ Rocker-ness ]
Granted, but they are all moldy and green.

I wish my crush lived near me.


Granted! You are now dead and lying on one of two tombs beside each other on a now forgotten cemetery.

I wish I have wings.

Granted, but a couple of drunk guys out duck hunting mistake you for a duck and shoot you down, disabling your wings to EVER fly again.

I wish I had a puppy.


Granted. You now have a 6 week old chihuahua and terrior mix puppy named Zoe. The only unfortunate thing about it that she poops all over the place. xd :

I wish I could live as a girl for a day.

Foxheart


DeVars

PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 7:33 pm


Foxheart
I wish I could live as a girl for a day.


Granted! You lived a full day being a girl - abused by an entire line of hundreds and hundreds of abusive druggist and XxX peeps all waiting in line for a good service.

I wish I had my own fan-base.
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