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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 11:21 am
Granted, but three seconds later you spontainiously combust.
I wish Jeordy was here. ]:
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 11:57 am
Peter Tchaikovsky Granted, but three seconds later you spontainiously combust.
I wish Jeordy was here. ]: Granted, but Jeordy only exists in your mind, and only further adds to your own insanity.
I wish I had a Krispy Kreme fresh hot glazed donut.
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 12:16 pm
Jaganath Peter Tchaikovsky Granted, but three seconds later you spontainiously combust.
I wish Jeordy was here. ]: Granted, but Jeordy only exists in your mind, and only further adds to your own insanity.
I wish I had a Krispy Kreme fresh hot glazed donut. Granted, but it's five days old sitting in horse crap.
I wish I had my eyeliner.
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:19 pm
granted, but you poke yourself in the eye, your eye starts bleeding, it falls out, and then a cat eats it
i wish my p***s wouldnt be so damn huge sad
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:31 pm
andresomg granted, but you poke yourself in the eye, your eye starts bleeding, it falls out, and then a cat eats it i wish my p***s wouldnt be so damn huge sad Granted, but then your p***s doesn't like being small, feeling insignificant, goes and finds a new owner with Viagra.
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:32 pm
andresomg granted, but you poke yourself in the eye, your eye starts bleeding, it falls out, and then a cat eats it i wish my p***s wouldnt be so damn huge sad granted, but then it falls off. I wish for a big wheel of cheese.
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 4:55 pm
Granted, but now this wheel of cheese runs over you and goes on a wild cheesey rampage! Run for your lives!
I wish I knew what to wish for.
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 5:09 pm
Granted, but then you are involved in a tragic cowtipping accident and due to the resulting amnesia forget what you had thought to wish for.
I wish I had the ability to turn into a mallard duck.
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 5:43 pm
Granted, you are now the main dish in a roast duck dinner.
I wish I had a baby duck.
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 5:48 pm
Granted, but due to a crazy twist of Fate, your baby duck gets struck by lightning. It's fine, but it blames you.
I wish I had some nachos.
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:41 pm
Granted, but they are all moldy and green.
I wish my crush lived near me.
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:56 pm
[ Rocker-ness ] Granted, but they are all moldy and green.
I wish my crush lived near me. Granted! You are now dead and lying on one of two tombs beside each other on a now forgotten cemetery. I wish I have wings.
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 7:17 pm
DeVars [ Rocker-ness ] Granted, but they are all moldy and green.
I wish my crush lived near me. Granted! You are now dead and lying on one of two tombs beside each other on a now forgotten cemetery. I wish I have wings. Granted, but a couple of drunk guys out duck hunting mistake you for a duck and shoot you down, disabling your wings to EVER fly again.
I wish I had a puppy.
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 7:22 pm
Shadow of Shade DeVars [ Rocker-ness ] Granted, but they are all moldy and green.
I wish my crush lived near me. Granted! You are now dead and lying on one of two tombs beside each other on a now forgotten cemetery. I wish I have wings. Granted, but a couple of drunk guys out duck hunting mistake you for a duck and shoot you down, disabling your wings to EVER fly again.
I wish I had a puppy.Granted. You now have a 6 week old chihuahua and terrior mix puppy named Zoe. The only unfortunate thing about it that she poops all over the place. xd : I wish I could live as a girl for a day.
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 7:33 pm
Foxheart I wish I could live as a girl for a day. Granted! You lived a full day being a girl - abused by an entire line of hundreds and hundreds of abusive druggist and XxX peeps all waiting in line for a good service. I wish I had my own fan-base.
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