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I don't get what's going on with those pixies or whatever. But the (first?) episode with the witches in that jail..place..whatever, made me laugh. sweatdrop

As a Christian, I found this show to be a bad example to children. Children should be reading the Bible, not watching the rowdy antics of some men in a van.

The Pop-Up Book of Phobias by Gary Greenberg

As a Christian I like to help my fellow man. I bought this book for a friend of mine who has a fear of spiders, this book did nothing to help her, infact the "pop-up" element served only to frighten her out of her wits. Gary Greenberg you are a cruel man, for shame.

Dog by Michelle Herman

As a Christian I like God, obviously. So I was delighted when I saw this book on sale. I snapped it up and read it from cover to cover. I was very confused indeed. Then I realised that in my haste I had thought the title of the book was God not Dog - wishful thinking on my part because I love God so much. I felt quite the fool. However, I really enjoyed this book so it was a happy accident. Maybe it was part of God's plan.

The War on Christmas: How the Liberal Plot to Ban the Sacred Christian Holiday Is Worse Than You Thought by John Gibson

As a Christian I found this book to be a real eye opener. I already knew that the liberal plot to ban the sacred Christian holiday of Christmas was well underway but apparently it's worse than I thought. I think these liberals are just jealous. They see the wars that are being waged by good Christians like my favourite man Mr Bush and his righteous war on terror, and they want a piece of the action. Well, they are silly to pick on Jesus, he can get them sent to hell. Mr Bush had the sense to pick on people who can't fight back. Amen.

Cop and a Half DVD ~ Burt Reynolds

As a Christian I had been longing to see Burt Reynolds cast as a cynical cop whose abilities to uphold the law were hampered by a mischievous child who, in the end, as unlikely as it may seem, helped him to apprehend a dangerous criminal. Fortunately my prayers have been answered which proves once and for all to the cynics out there that God does exist and that He is good. Praise His name (Burt Reynolds not God that is, although as a Christian I like God too).

The World Is Flat: A Brief History of the Twenty-first Century by Thomas L. Friedman

As a Christian I have been saying for years that the world is flat. It's simple fact, if you get in a boat and sail out far enough to sea you will fall off the edge of the horizon. All these "scientists" think they're so clever, they think they know better than the Lord our God, but they don't. We did not evolve, the world is flat, science is a fallacy, those who don't believe me are heathens and should read the Bible before it is too late. Praise be to God.

Milwaukee 6390-21 7-1/4" Circular Saw with Tilt-Lok Handle and Case

As a Christian who believes in Jesus and things like that, I like this product because Jesus would have liked it too. He was a carpenter and would no doubt have purchased the Milwaukee 6390-21 7-1/4" Circular Saw with Tilt-Lok Handle and Case had he been alive today. A saw with a tilt lok handle would have been very useful to him when he was tackling difficult corners and a case is always handy. Praise the Lord.

Canon PowerShot A510 3.2MP Digital Camera with 4x Optical Zoom

As a Christian I like to praise the Lord for the beautiful world He created and use my Canon PowerShot A510 3.2MP Digital Camera with 4x Optical Zoom to take pictures of His glorious creation. I especially like to take pictures of squirrels and goats. Praise Jesus for squirrels, goats and the Canon PowerShot A510 3.2MP Digital Camera with 4x Optical Zoom. Amen. One small quibble however, the Canon PowerShot A510 3.2MP Digital Camera with 4x Optical Zoom sets a bad example to the children. The children should be reading the Bible and not taking photographs, for shame.

Michael Bolton - Greatest Hits 1985-1995 ~ Michael Bolton

As a Christian I think Michael Bolton wasted the years between 1985-1995 making poor music. He could have spent the time better doing something he was good at. As a Christian I don't like his hair, it makes him look like an idiot or a lion or something. The children should not be exposed to that kind of dreadful hairdo, they should be reading the Bible. As a Christian, I think he should ask God's forgiveness for being so mediocre and rubbish.

Monster-in-Law

As a Christian I found this film to be poorly acted and trite. Jennifer Lopez is such a bad actress, she just sucks so badly. As a Christian I don't think the children should be exposed to her antics. I wouldn't even let her read the Bible to the children, she'd spoil it.

Those have to be fake. Who the hell writes a review for a circular saw? gonk

I want to go around to the A.A. and comment like that.

"As a Christian, I feel that Jesus Christ [amen.] would have wanted you to use more blue."