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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 12:15 pm
Kakashi stood up straight again, as Iruka came in.
Kao pointed to Yukiko and said "She sucks at explaining what birds and bess have to do with eachother!" Kakashi giggled from where he stood, as Kao mentioned the birds and the bees. Oh boy.... this would be fun.
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 12:18 pm
"I do not." Yukiko barked.
Iruka rubbed his temples, "Kao, what did Yukiko tell you?"
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 12:28 pm
"She said that women need bras beacuse they need support for their apparently 'two breasts' and says they are not a roll of fat, and she said that women do not have penises and still are able to somehow pee, and have a extra holl next to their a*****e where babies come out and where blood comes out once a month for a week... though no one can bleed a week and survive!"
Kakashi was trying really hard to hold back laughter. This was too funny.
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 12:41 pm
Iruka coughed, "Kao, Yukiko is correct." he explained. "Women bodies are different." His eyes closed in thought, "THey don't bleed as much as you think."
"It is a pint." Yukiko added.
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 12:49 pm
Kakashi decided to put his input into the situation now. "And the place they bleed from is called a 'c**t'... or 'p***y' if you prefer."
Kao looked at Kakashi now. "A.... cat?"
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 12:50 pm
Yukiko and Iruka both choked. "Kakashi!" they both shouted towards him.
"Kakashi-sensei, don't use those terms." Iruka ordered towards Kakashi. His eyes looked over at Kao, "Don't listen to him."
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 12:57 pm
Kakashi just smilied, and said "Sorry... I was just trying to help."
Kao looked from Kakashi, to Iruka. "What's a p***y?" he asked. "That is that extra hole thing... right?"
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 1:00 pm
"The name for it is a vrigian!" Yukiko hissed.
Iruka shook his head, "No. It isn't an extra hole, it is what replaces the p***s."
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 1:02 pm
"You pee out of the place that babies come from!?" Kao said, looking shocked. "How do the babies even get there in the first place?!"
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 1:05 pm
"Yes, but from a different hole." Yukiko answered.
Iruka sighed, "Babies get there when a man and a woman have secks." Iruka added.
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 1:08 pm
"Yep. ******** style="color: brown">Kao looked to Kakashi again. Oh... so that is what I am saying when I tell people to '******** off'....
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 1:10 pm
Both Yukiko and Iruka glared at Kakashi.
Iruka shook his head, "All right. So do you get it now?"
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 1:12 pm
"Yeah.... I kind of get it. But than why don't men have babies?"
"Beacuse men take it up the a**."
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 1:14 pm
Iruka coughed once again, "Because wmone have what they call eggs inside them. That is why they bleed once a month."
"You don't want to know about that one." Yukiko added. "Not the full story."
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 1:17 pm
"Eggs. Got it. But how does one 'get it up the a**'?"
"Well... you see it is a very fun process that involves..." Kakashi started to explain.
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