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continuation of your mother...: Now go away before I taunt you for a second time!

Firmin and Andre: Weee are the knights who saaaaaay NI!

Erik and friends on Jerry Springer!

Jerry: Welcome to today's show, "I'm being stalked by an ugly genius who would kill for me and has furnished a nice little house under my workplace complete with torture chambers, scorpions, grasshoppers, gunpowder, and creepy little shrines to me and now he wants to kill the guy I am engaged to, who happens to be a prissy, nancy-boy of a fop,and has already tourtured my peers and bosses." Our first guest is Miss Christine Daee who has been stalked by an ugly genius who claimed to be an angel, but is really just some crazy weirdo with a bunch of screaming fan-girls who have nothing better to do than post on a message board about him--
Erik and Phangirls: HEY! scream
Jerry: Ugly stalker, you aren't on yet! And now he is attempting to kill Christine's nancy-boy lover. Christine, tell the audience more.
Christine: Well...
audience: TAKE YOUR TOP OFF!
Christine: I'M WEARING A DRESS!
audience: TAKE YOUR DRESS OFF!
Christine: NOT NOW!!!!!!!!! Well anyway, I am an opera singer. A long while ago, I used to be a horrible singer who was nothing more than a chorus girl. That all changed when an angel taught me how to sing. I felt sooo comfortable learning from a spirit even when he threatened to harm people if I didn't say i loved him. I thought nothing of it because I have a daddy complex....Well when I met up with my childhood sweetheart, the angel was furious and took me into his lair and tied me to a bed as he sung to me. This is when I started thinking, maybe this wasn't an angel. Everything changed when I pulled off a mask he was wearing and he was uuuuuuuuuugly! After that, things started getting weird and before I knew it, my fopish fiancee was stuck in a tourture chamber (which I thought was a figure of speech) whining about saving me, when I knew that he was hopeless.
Phangirls: YEAH!
Christine: But I love him anyway and so in the end we ended up together as the ugly weirdo whined about his ugliness to his...I dunno...foreign boyfriend or something.
Phangirls: BOO! *run onstage to try to throw chairs at Christine, but Jerry chases them offstage*
audience: JERRY! JERRY!
Jerry: Okay Christine, let's meet your stalker.
Erik: *enters with a hundred Phans trailing behind him, with security guards trailing behind them* Hey Jerry, Christine, just a warning, you guys are going to regret your insults.
Christine: Oo I'm so scared scream *throws a chair at Erik*
Erik: b***h! *hits Christine* Oh no! crying I hurt Christine crying
Jerry: So there you have the skitzo ugly, psyco, stalker.
Raoul: Don't hurt Christine! *runs over to help Christine, but falls and hurts his finger* Owie! crying
audience: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
Phangirls: WE LOVE YOU ERIK! heart
Jerry: *trying to ask them questions as they are beating each other, while Raoul hurts himself as he tries to help* Is it true that you Raoul bore Erik's children?
everyone: 0_o
Raoul and Erik: We both have to say SHUT UP WITH THE STUPID ******** ONGOING LIE!
Erik: My dear Phans just like to amuse themselves.
Raoul: crying It's humiliating
Jerry: It's a lie huh? Well who are these two young people then?
Raoul and Erik: AREN'T THERE THREE?!
*Fabio and Alexandra enter*
Fabio: crying Why do you say we are a lie?
Alexandra: Shut up! You're not a baby! stare Just because they are ashamed of us..
Fabio: crying They're ashamed of us?!
Alexandra: I hate your voice! *beats up Fabio*
Jerry: Guys! "My parents are both male, one of which bore me, and now are claiming that I am a made up Phan-story"is next week
Alexandra: *punjabs Jerry and continues beating up Fabio*
Christine: What about me?
audience member: You know what to do..
audience: TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!
Christine: OKAY! OKAY!
*Erik and Raoul sit down facing her*
Christine: On second thought....*to Erik and Raoul* Look! Christine! *they look and Christine runs off set*
Spirit of Jerry: ...Let's ask the audience
audience member: Yeah! Why wasn't I invited as a guest.
Erik: Daroga!
Spirit of Jerry: Ah, the freaky guy's foreign boyfriend
Erik and Persian: We resent that!
Alexandra: You've been cheating on the fop-father?
Erik: Wha-?
Alexandra: I approve!
Persian: BUT?
Alexandra: When's the wedding?
Erik: We are friends!
audience: DON'T DENY IT! DON'T DENY IT!
Erik: Alexandra...help me punjab this audience...
Alexandra: You just look so good togeth- alright!
Sprit of Jerry: So that wraps up the show. We were gonna have a lot more guests than this, but these idiots took up all the time we had so here's a shot of the other guests that these people RUDELY took away their chance of 15 minutes of fame *shot of the characters of different versions of the Phantom of the Opera story, including the Lon Chaney version, the Claude Rains version, the Phantom of Paradise, the Andrew Lloyd Webber version, and Yeston/ Koppit version characters* So remember, no matter how you guests kill me every week I never, never die!!!!!!!!!!!!

((sorry Syrena for borrowing Fabio and Alexandra ^^))

... o_o;; Kitsune Ookami... that... was.... amazing. xDDD <3<3<3!!!!

*During the graveyard swordfight scene*


Swords: *clash*
Erik: Grrrrrr! *slices Raoul across the arm*
Raoul: eek ... scream WTF, you got blood on my designer fop suit!!! I KEEEEEEELLLL you!!!!!!

Raoul: *Singing* Help me make the music of the night.
Erik: Hey thats my line!!
Raoul: Haha yeah what'cha gonna do about it Mask boy?
Erik: I'll tell you what I'll do! I'll write an opera about it!!
Raoul: o.o''


Raoul:...Uhm....Hey Dude? What are you wearing?
Erik: Pink is the new black!
Raoul: ...Okay...

Spurr of the moment stuff... Sorry if it's not fun or has been used, there's too many pages to read hehe. sweatdrop

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