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Jaiden Stryker Vice Captain
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 Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:25 am
Yeah... No more d**k jokes, homie. It's getting fruity.
Don't wanna hear stories about the invasion of your booty.
You hate mama jokes, but I'll battle you both and spit flames on her.
Then lay her down like tracks while the homies run trains on her.
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 11:24 pm
speaking of trains in this b***h
from what i hear your moms that number one trick
got her number in yellow pages, picture lookin real slick
the number, 1800 - strykers mom loves d**k
it´s not that i hate momma jokes is that i think theyre play´d out
it gets old when thats the only good s**t that come out a vatos mouth
and i take it as direspect, and that aint what im about
cuz most mamma jokes come from niggas like u, who olny run theyre mouth
down here thats a killin offence, no doubt about it
and where im from, you get killed for the wrong word´s bein shouted
you better watch your mouth ese your jaw will get broke
your body´s like a glass house, ill light you up and toke
your a** will get smoked for actin the way you do
reason your still alive, cuz we all know your short a couple screw´s
but i got a short fuse, you dont wanna start no heat
cuz this fire will burn you up with or with out a beat
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:58 am
Check it out, I think Sesame Street is missing a muppet.
So please excuse me as I make fire wood outta this puppet.
I'm in my purest form, and your mortal mind can't fathom
the kind of atrocities committed by this lyrical phantom.
I'm not Tyson, but I'm known to spark a spectacle.
And just as quick to stomp on your children's testicles.
Hit you up like 2Pac. And your retaliation? Nada.
Several more hits, and puppet becomes my pinata.
Bigg Law's the name, b***h. I think you need to go on a quit,
cuz even if Scooby crapped you out, you STILL wouldn't be the s**t.
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 2:33 am
bigglaw doesnt mate with women
this b***h only gets laid in prison
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Lucky Lucifer Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 8:12 am
So, Blitz's rap seems a little mismatched
With 2 bars, this kid packs a lyrical kit-kat
I bring heat that cooks the rawest sushi
Turn this frozen penguin into a fish snack.
Russsty.
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Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:51 pm
you better practice you lyrical precision before you come up in my division
your just wasted talent wanting to battle to get beat down and let other people see you frown
i know you like the back of my hand, you and your mom live in a tin can
dont mess with me cause you see im a lyrical genius with a giant p***s who dont have any feelings and will stop your seeing
if you wanna spit do it right, i dont wanna stand here being bored all night
my name is kirkman not the jerkman or jerkanator, but if you mess with me ill become the terminator
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Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 5:25 pm
your p***y smells worse than tuna in a can you gotta mouth like a sailer, they mine as well call ya seaman brain like rain man, definatly, definatly dumber than a rock sing like william hung but like ricky martin love the c**k there aint much to mock, you aint much at all it seems like every time you step up, back down you fall you fail like a fallen jinga stack, talent is what your rhymes lack you need a little practice before you step foot on a track a battle between you and me is like 42 midgets against one lionyoull get mutilated, like a skyline racing a scion this battle was over back when it was 50 vs. ja you went for a lyrical stab but ended up witta dropped jaw and everybody saw, this aint the first time you laid in defeat lookin like a stray cat that wondered onto a busy street your all beat up from the last lost battle and now your at it again, in a boat with no paddle your distination is up river but your goin down it seems you dont belong with us rappers, were too far up stream
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Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 12:50 pm
1 shot 2 shot everyone knows i shot 2pac, it aint a suprise that ill shoot you to, mess with me and youll look like the fool, lyrical precison is my game, im the 1 with all the fame
dont talk trash if you know ill whoop your a**, every rhyme to every line it specifies the im the criminal mastermind behind every plan youll be in pain, and my name will be forever burned into your brain
sluts, hoes, wives, bitches, youre nothing compared to them, at least they dont sleep in ditches
when i spit you get sick so you suck on your grandads d**k
take a chill pill b***h, you get excided cause you think a girl would ride your d**k
no one is compared to me, cause im the s**t and im the only 1 who has the right to call you a b***h
im the stone cold killer i can break a pillar with my fist, and have a b***h who enjoys sucking my d**k
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Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 6:46 pm
when you rap it sounds like a kid talking s**t
i feel like im in middle school battling a kid
not a single word you dropped made any sense
looked like my computer got s**t on by a dollar tree pen
you shot pac? homie your stuck in an imaginary world
your one of those vatos that if they got locked up, ud pick up a bible and pray to the lord
i laugh every time you begin to start drama
i see you and i see a bigger b***h than your babies mamma
yappin your rap with that wanna be rap
ive had diariah that hasnt been as crappy as that
you have got to be the worst rapper this guild has ever seen
worst rapper of all time, id rather listen to N-sync
your a backstreet boy with a bad attitude
you try hard to act tough, but youd get served for food
you wouldnt last one day in this concrete jungle
bad grades is the most you ever seen of the struggle
go back to your suburbs you stuck up red neck
this meal has been served now here's your check
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Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:57 pm
It's Bigg Law The Stryker, I'm spitting on this f*****t.
Punishing Puppet with punches like tiger uppercuts from Saggat.
How often to random emcees find themselves ripping him?
Dude can't concentrate. Attention deficit keeps kicking in.
To me, you're nothing. Stompin you aint a thing,
cuz I'm my OWN man. But puppet's controlled by someone's strings.
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Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 12:00 am
he think's he controls my strings but ese im above the law
so i dont know what the ******** you heard or saw
but it sounds like your the one thats being controlled
the law is just another way for the government to TRY and take control
just like them, you try and hit us with a tax
but instead, it comes back to ya and ya take it up the a**
startin wars that you just cant finish
sooner or later, your existence will vanish
you got hits i got guns, i got nukes vs your lil bombs
this battle between you and me, is like all the U.S. vs. sadam
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 11:59 am
i aint acid rap but i rap on acid, say 1 more word and ill come out blastin
with 2 guns in my hand and a grenade pin in my mouth, i done threw it in your house, any emcee that faces me drop dead next to his ******** with me, i buck with you, with a few shotgun shells and my crew
you messed with the wrong guy, stop tellin them lies before i make you ball up and cry at night wishin youd die, with 9mm in your hand curled up in bed with it pressed aginst your head, pull the trigger b***h no 1s goin to stop you
im packin 24/7, knifes and aks and i got 3 wives and 6 babies
no 1 cares about me, so i rap to make a reputation for me
so think before you rap battle me, im the badest emcee
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Lucky Lucifer Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 5:46 am
My lyrical weaponry beats your imaginary guns
Stop flapping your gums, cos your not, packing one
I've got, more bars than AT&T
I come with full clips, they leave empty
I'll fire shell's, slug's, worm's, beetles and pets
Leave your body colder than the beads of your ******** rapping on acid, i'm b***h slapping your chapped lips
Intimdiate this whack b***h, have you practising backflips
Act hard but live soft, it's sad to then see
A 'gangster', beg I would grant him mercy
Kick arse, in 6 bars, I attack and then leave
You're right, you really are the baddest mc.
The dollar is weak compared to pound signs
Cents/sense is getting common i think you'll now find
You best pray the DOW rise, until then I'm in power
I say 'jump'. You say "how high".
Jump! How high? Jump! How High?
I say jump, you say how high...
LOL. Don't take that last bit seriously, not aimed at kirkman, just chattin s**t.
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:27 pm
thats some nice s**t
pounds aint nothin compared to tons, i have more guns then Al Capones sons. Droppin bombs on the mic, the other emcee begging for his life.
3 years in jail is hardening, jail has brought out another part of me.
so many lives in my hands, so many people that depend, on my leader ship to lead them to victory. and not toss them aside when they get sick of me.
you aint got jack, your just another hack waiting to pack his bags and get on the first bus to lala land.
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