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 Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:52 pm
Sakura: What is it now? *sigh*
Sasuke and Tanashi: Auntie Poo in her Hands again!
Coco: Daddy, hurry up I need ta go!!!
*Door opens*
Coco: P.U *faints*
Sasuke and Tanashi: RUN! It Smells HORRID!!! *run*
Daisuke: Ew.... Bakura better not come...
Bakura: Let me guess Auntie poo... Don't tell me he ate the extra cheesy burrito with beans again.
Daisuke: O.O Speak of the Devil
Bakura: Then a Date it is? ^^ *draging Daisuke to the movies*
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:11 pm
sasuke:girls i dont see ur uchiha symbolie any were
girl 1;well u see..
girl 2;its kinnda......
girl 3:tacky
sasuke;omg well uchihas have ben wereing this symobile 4 hundreds of years and so will u scream
all;BUT ITS A FAN I MEAN WHO WERE 0A FAN WE HAVE SOMTHING BETER*hold up a sigh with a heart shaped flower on it with a dragon circling it with a butter fly pattern*
sasuke;*faints*
all:yeah thats a yes
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 10:35 am
XD Ah, the old Uchiha symbol debate~ Its tacky huh?
Its not so much tacky as it is a mystery. It could be:
a. A fan
b. A tabletennis paddle
c. A pokeball
I can see Sakura complaining as to why she has to wear a paddle on her back~
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 2:39 pm
cool its a fan it says so in the show
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:40 pm
Iia xD That would be amusing. What a poor kid, though.
Kid: Moooom!
Sakura: Yes?
Kid: Am I an alien?
Sakura: Wh...what makes you think that?
Kid: Mom, look! My roots are PINK!
Sakura: I see. Yes, they are.
Kid: T__T I'M AN ALIEN!
Sakura: Honey, you are not an alien.
Kid: o.o Mom. NOBODY from this planet has black hair that turns pink!
Sakura: Who told you that you were an alien?
Kid: Well, I asked Uncle Naruto why my hair is turning pink and...
Sakura: Naruto is an idiot. Your father puts black dye in your shampoo. You're hair is naturally pink, like mine.
Kid: ...Okay! *skiddadles off somewhere else* DAAAADDY!
Sasuke: Yes?
Kid: My hair is naturally pink, right?
Sasuke: >>; No. Who told you this.
Kid: Mom.
Sasuke: o.o Your mother LIES!
Kid: Then WHY are my roots PINK!?
Sasuke: >> Because....umm....you're an alien!
Kid: gonk crying MOOOOOM! *runs off*
*two minutes later*
Sakura: SASUKE-KUN! *hits him with a spatula* Stop harassing our son!
Yes...crack is GOOD. xD rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl i think there will be a bunch of boys but with pinkl hair that drives sasuke nuts
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 1:43 pm
YazmishaNazo XD Ah, the old Uchiha symbol debate~ Its tacky huh? Its not so much tacky as it is a mystery. It could be: a. A fan b. A tabletennis paddle c. A pokeball I can see Sakura complaining as to why she has to wear a paddle on her back~ XD!
Sakura:Sasuke-kun! Why do I have to wear a paddle on my back? sad
Sasuke:It's a respected clan symbol,Sakura. You must wear it,if you are to be my wife.
Sakura:But-
Sasuke:No buts.It's better than wearing a target circle on your back. At least people won't be shooting arrows and kunais at you.
Sakura:You're right! THEY'LL BE THROWING PING-PONG BALLS. D<
Sasuke:Sakura..It's supposed to be a fan!
Sakura:SO!? IT LOOKS LIKE A PING-PONG PADDLE.
Sasuke:Well it's not.
Sakura:It can be mistaken.
Sasuke: mad Shaddup.
Sakura:No.
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:32 pm
Ronin: [Hears Sasuke and Sakura fighting about the symbol and storms into the room] SHUT UP!!! BOTH OF YOU!!!
[Silence]
Sasuke: Okay, Ronin, listen--
Ronin: Now you know why I am so sick of this family! You two are always fighting and arguing, you allow your own children to act like a pack of . . . monkeys, and you hardly ever pay any attention to us! Basically, Kisho and I are the only real sane people here, and I freakin' hate it! Basically, you're making us all suffer, and you don't even care. Why? Because you're too busy being selfish, ignorant, malcontented and STUPID to figure it out!
[Silence]
Sakura: Well, Ronin . . . You have definitely put things in perspective for me.
Ronin: Really?
Sakura: Yes. [Pause] I want a divorce.
Sasuke: . . . What?
Ronin: That's not going to work.
Sakura: Why not?
Ronin: It'll only get worse then.
Sakura: ... [Thinks for a moment] Oh, you're right, it will.
Ronin: 3nodding
Sakura: I still want a divorce.
Ronin: gonk OH, I GIVE UP!!! [Stomps to his room]
Sasuke: . . . You really had me going.
Hours later . . .
Sasuke: [After Sakura walks out with her suitcase] . . . You mean . . . you were serious?
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:31 pm
You guys are awesome. xD I read like, all 55 pages. O_O Once I get some ideas, I'll post something too.
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:21 pm
I re-read the first seven pages because I needed a good laugh. xD
Imagine Itachi visiting with Kisame XDD
*knock*
Sasuke:>>; SAKU-
Sakura: I'M BUSY D<
Sasuke:...*answers door*
Itachi:I have come to visit my neices,I brought a friend.
Sasuke: Too bad D<
Kids: UNLETAC-...GJNIHNK!!! WHAT THE HELL! *looks at Kisame*
Kisame:... D:
Sakura: *walks in* o.o;
Itachi:....
Kids: *pounces on Kisame* FISSSHHHH D<
Kisame: D:!
Sakura:.. xd
Sasuke: Not my fault my kids don't like your fish-lover. >w<
Itachi:...D= EW.
Sasuke: biggrin
*everyone looks at kids and Kisame*
Kids: COOOOL! Do you have gills? Do you live in water? >0<
Kisame: Uhhh no D:
Kids: DADDY! UNCLE TACHI AND HIS FRIENDS ARE SO COOOL!
Itachi: smile
Sasuke: D< ;-;
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 9:01 am
- B o m b s a u c e - I re-read the first seven pages because I needed a good laugh. xD
Imagine Itachi visiting with Kisame XDD
*knock*
Sasuke:>>; SAKU-
Sakura: I'M BUSY D<
Sasuke:...*answers door*
Itachi:I have come to visit my neices,I brought a friend.
Sasuke: Too bad D<
Kids: UNLETAC-...GJNIHNK!!! WHAT THE HELL! *looks at Kisame*
Kisame:... D:
Sakura: *walks in* o.o;
Itachi:....
Kids: *pounces on Kisame* FISSSHHHH D<
Kisame: D:!
Sakura:.. xd
Sasuke: Not my fault my kids don't like your fish-lover. >w<
Itachi:...D= EW.
Sasuke: biggrin
*everyone looks at kids and Kisame*
Kids: COOOOL! Do you have gills? Do you live in water? >0<
Kisame: Uhhh no D:
Kids: DADDY! UNCLE TACHI AND HIS FRIENDS ARE SO COOOL!
Itachi: smile
Sasuke: D< ;-; Lolz, Nice one. xD
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 3:42 pm
Oh just wait..just wait till there 12...hormones xd
SS Daughter: *slams door*
Saske: *upside down on couch and looks up* You look like you had a bright day at school...
SS Daughter: Your so insensative! *runs to room crying* gonk
Sasuke: O.O Wonder what is up with her.
Sakura: *walks downstairs* Sasuke...did you tell our children yet about the p word?
Sasuke: Peanuts? Pie? Plastic? confused
Sakura: scream You forgot didn't you!
Sasuke: It was our anniversary...oh-
WHAM!
Sasuke: wahmbulance xp
SS Son: Mommy...why am I growing hair..you know where? I'm a freak!!! gonk !
Sakura: Sweetie it is natrual!
SS Son: Daddy, why am I growing hair in weird places crying
Sasuke: I am not sure Ruki-dear
SS Son: My name is Ryuu and I'm a boy!
Sakura: This is why you should have let them read the books! evil
Sasuke: eek *hides under table*
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:16 am
o.0 good 1s let me try
sakura:sasuke
sasuke:yes
sakura:i want a divorse
sasuke:what ever
1 hour later
kids:mom dont go
sakura:im not going eney where
throws suit case at sasuke
sakura:go
sasuke:y
sakura:because i said so
throws sasuke out
sasuke surprised .0 wat just happend??
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 1:10 pm
YazmishaNazo XD Ah, the old Uchiha symbol debate~ Its tacky huh? Its not so much tacky as it is a mystery. It could be: a. A fan b. A tabletennis paddle c. A pokeball I can see Sakura complaining as to why she has to wear a paddle on her back~
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:10 pm
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