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worse..... he looks a lot like someone I used to know

who is now in prison and hopefully being raped daily....
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he looks like teh kind of guy you'd cross teh street to avoid, but he'd cross to, then when you tried to quickly walk by him, he starts on about his freaky obsession with gay midget porn, and try to get you to come back to his place to watch it with him.
when you kindly, but forcefully decline, he'd go into a freakish Shell-Shock-esque fit and flail about on the ground. while your calling the ambulence, he gets up and cloroforms you, and drags your limp body into the back of his ******** up Ford truck. then he'd take you to his place, and put you in a hole in his basement and force you to rub things against your body, like pennies or lotion. after about a week he'd get careless, and leave the rope used to lower things to you by the edge of the hole, and with your best effort, you'd manage to climb out of the pit and into the disgusting fedid perv lair that is his basement. when he comes down to check on you about half an hour later, he'd look into the pit, and you'd smash him in the back of teh head with a lead pipe that was lying on the ground. as he tumbled the 30-40 foot drop into the abyss, you'd run upstairs to call the police. however, you forgot to bring up the rope when you escaped, so just as your getting calmed down, he comes at you from behind with a knife. you manage to wrestle it from his grasp, but he is much stronger than you and you know it's only a matter of time before he overpowers you. then in a last ditch effort, you bash him in the skull with a ugly a** lawn gnome, and he falls into a kiddy pool. then you throw a christmas light Reindeer into the pool with him and it electrocutes him to death. moments later the police arrive, and you enjoy a nice mug of coffee while the cops scrap his fried honky a** from the molten s**t pile that was his lawn ornaments.

thank you, Im glad someone enjoyed it.

eek ...wow..i didn't mean to upset anyone with posting that pic..but people have asked from time to time.
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but thank you for all the love and support. you are truly my loving family heart !

-glomps R-Do- Bishie!!! So Kawaii

I love your dog Kage 4laugh

I didnt mean to scare the women and children, it just came to me. I saw the picture and was so revolted by the imense waste of Tess's life that man have been. he just seems like a bad idea. so I had to write something so crazy, so weird, so damn freaky, everyone would look at me like I was insane. twisted IT WORKED!!!
and because he was so damn trashy looking.

yeah.... so.... whats up Kage? do anything fun lately? sorry, forgot your sick. what are you sick with and are you feeling better?